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Swing isn’t a well man this week, so we’re doing the thread as an early Xmas gift  
Now you know the rules folks, so no trying to sneak things past us novices.
A reminder of the rules for the geriatrics amongst, we wouldn’t want to put anyone at a disadvantage:-
Make them read worthy, no moaning about preferences, not replying or having to work.
And put some effort in folks - short sentences aren’t rants
Knock yourselves out |
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I’m sick of going to supermarkets and there being a bloody big gap on the shelf where the thing I want should be. We seem to have gone backwards, which is astonishing given the technology supermarkets use to ensure this doesn’t happen. If it ain’t on the shelf they ain’t going to sell it and we’ll go elsewhere to buy it - sales prevention at it’s best |
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I live in a shit hole and I can't get a mortgage or a message and a fuck is out of the question.
I went through a fucking speed camera today and then broke the panel in my door from hitting it and thinking how the fuck didn't I see the sign sooner.
I also hate what I see in the mirror, I'm over weight, underpaid and bald! I've been thinking about getting a hair transplant but knowing my luck it wouldn't work and it would be a waste of time or my head could end up looking like a fucking ploughed field.
I think I got the flue coming on too but apart from that everything is peachy. |
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Drives me crazy that people drive in dim light without their lights on. As soon as it isn't bright, lights should be on, even in the morning. It gives that extra split second of awareness.
Why the hell not put them on all the times except when it's really bright?? Drives me crazy! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot. |
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot."
That promises to be hours of fun
I sat in a&e today to get my eyes checked, seeing floating bits, wasn't a long wait tbf.
Hope yours is just a bit of bruising... |
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot."
If you got any liver in the fridge take it with in a plastic bag throw it at your feet that’s should make the headlines with Boris ! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
That promises to be hours of fun
I sat in a&e today to get my eyes checked, seeing floating bits, wasn't a long wait tbf.
Hope yours is just a bit of bruising... "
Thanks, I'm hoping so too. It's the same foot and same place as the last break I had a few years ago  |
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
That promises to be hours of fun
I sat in a&e today to get my eyes checked, seeing floating bits, wasn't a long wait tbf.
Hope yours is just a bit of bruising...
Thanks, I'm hoping so too. It's the same foot and same place as the last break I had a few years ago "
Oh shit, are you in alot of pain? You sat in a&e now? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
That promises to be hours of fun
I sat in a&e today to get my eyes checked, seeing floating bits, wasn't a long wait tbf.
Hope yours is just a bit of bruising...
Thanks, I'm hoping so too. It's the same foot and same place as the last break I had a few years ago
Oh shit, are you in alot of pain? You sat in a&e now? "
Not loads of pain, just hurts when I move it or walk. I'm fairly sure it's not broken but I've thought that before and had stress fractures lol.
I've got a hair appointment in the morning, if it still hurts after that I'm going to a&e. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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Those people who MUST hold a conversation about what a marvellous job their offspring are doing in the school nativity, right in front of whatever shelf I'm trying to reach in the supermarket.
And why oh why must you talk so loudly? No one gives a damn if they're playing Mary or a bale of hay.
It's the school nativity, it's not Shakespeare, it's not the Globe theatre.
We all know they'll forget their lines or poop themselves half way through.
Get out of the bloody way.
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Right .. in this weeks episode of developer wars ..
You may recall that in the last instalments, we should have moved in at the end of October, but they keep fucking up and now it's the middle of January .. well the planned date.
You may also recall the massive cock up on tiles between the en-suite and the downstairs.
So .. Friday last week Red and I were able to get into the house, generally we were quite pleased. But .. hold on before you reject the rant …
I have a phone call from Openreach, as I'm trying to get the fibre set up ready. Turns out they can't install as the cockwomble developers haven't even installed the fibre down our leg of the road yet … how fucking difficult is it to get the ground work done early FFS????
Secondly, now I know this is first world problems, but one of the downstairs room is designated as a "study". I notice when looking around .. no data point. Drawings have been checked, never meant to be a data point. WHAT? It's designated as a study, you sell the house as a study, yet the modern study doesn't have a data point???? How about you fucking get one installed at your cost 'cos you have dicked us around so much so far???
Twats the lot of them.
incidentally, the tiles had not yet been corrected when we saw it .. let's say the en-suite in its current guise would not be the place you'd want to go with a hangover!!
Tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment ..
Developers War .. a Monkey production |
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"Swing isn’t a well man this week, so we’re doing the thread as an early Xmas gift
Now you know the rules folks, so no trying to sneak things past us novices.
A reminder of the rules for the geriatrics amongst, we wouldn’t want to put anyone at a disadvantage:-
Make them read worthy, no moaning about preferences, not replying or having to work.
And put some effort in folks - short sentences aren’t rants
Knock yourselves out "
speed camera van may have got me  |
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When someone asks you to do something that puts you out, but you do it anyway because they're your friend. Then you ask them to help you out a few days later and do something that cause them little to no fuss and they bail on you and say they cant do it because they are busy. Even though their last facebook status 20 mind before you rang them days that they are "bored as fuck with nothing to do". |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Right .. in this weeks episode of developer wars ..
You may recall that in the last instalments, we should have moved in at the end of October, but they keep fucking up and now it's the middle of January .. well the planned date.
You may also recall the massive cock up on tiles between the en-suite and the downstairs.
So .. Friday last week Red and I were able to get into the house, generally we were quite pleased. But .. hold on before you reject the rant …
I have a phone call from Openreach, as I'm trying to get the fibre set up ready. Turns out they can't install as the cockwomble developers haven't even installed the fibre down our leg of the road yet … how fucking difficult is it to get the ground work done early FFS????
Secondly, now I know this is first world problems, but one of the downstairs room is designated as a "study". I notice when looking around .. no data point. Drawings have been checked, never meant to be a data point. WHAT? It's designated as a study, you sell the house as a study, yet the modern study doesn't have a data point???? How about you fucking get one installed at your cost 'cos you have dicked us around so much so far???
Twats the lot of them.
incidentally, the tiles had not yet been corrected when we saw it .. let's say the en-suite in its current guise would not be the place you'd want to go with a hangover!!
Tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment ..
Developers War .. a Monkey production"
Throw some poop at them.... 
I do enjoy your weekly updates, in a macabre, car crash, kind of way.
You must both be fed up to the eyeballs with it.... |
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Chihuahua Paws!!
Yes, they can work a touch screen phone!
Jumped up to answer the door, put phone on arm of settee
Teenytinydoggo just deleted my inbox!!
I probably didn't miss anything exciting, but there could have been a complete hotty hiding in there  |
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"Chihuahua Paws!!
Yes, they can work a touch screen phone!
Jumped up to answer the door, put phone on arm of settee
Teenytinydoggo just deleted my inbox!!
I probably didn't miss anything exciting, but there could have been a complete hotty hiding in there "
You're safe .. I hadn't messaged yet  |
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"I’m sick of going to supermarkets and there being a bloody big gap on the shelf where the thing I want should be. We seem to have gone backwards, which is astonishing given the technology supermarkets use to ensure this doesn’t happen. If it ain’t on the shelf they ain’t going to sell it and we’ll go elsewhere to buy it - sales prevention at it’s best "
Utter bellwhackers definitely approved  |
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"I live in a shit hole and I can't get a mortgage or a message and a fuck is out of the question.
I went through a fucking speed camera today and then broke the panel in my door from hitting it and thinking how the fuck didn't I see the sign sooner.
I also hate what I see in the mirror, I'm over weight, underpaid and bald! I've been thinking about getting a hair transplant but knowing my luck it wouldn't work and it would be a waste of time or my head could end up looking like a fucking ploughed field.
I think I got the flue coming on too but apart from that everything is peachy. "
I have no words of wisdom and therefore the best I can do is approve your rant |
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"Drives me crazy that people drive in dim light without their lights on. As soon as it isn't bright, lights should be on, even in the morning. It gives that extra split second of awareness.
Why the hell not put them on all the times except when it's really bright?? Drives me crazy! "
I absolutely agree, this decision needs taking out of the hands of drivers. All vehicles should have automatic lights I find it far easier - approved |
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot."
I hope A&E wasn’t too much of an ordeal and nothing is broken x
Approved |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
I hope A&E wasn’t too much of an ordeal and nothing is broken x
Approved "
I didn't go in the end, the weather put me off, I think it's sprained or something. |
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Fed up of so called partners lying and being general shitheads! Like if you don’t want to see me anymore, grow a fucking pair and tell me. Don’t fuck around with other people and then act shocked when you get caught. Fucking dickwad.
Moral is - don’t cheat!
Phew, that feels better. |
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"Those people who MUST hold a conversation about what a marvellous job their offspring are doing in the school nativity, right in front of whatever shelf I'm trying to reach in the supermarket.
And why oh why must you talk so loudly? No one gives a damn if they're playing Mary or a bale of hay.
It's the school nativity, it's not Shakespeare, it's not the Globe theatre.
We all know they'll forget their lines or poop themselves half way through.
Get out of the bloody way.
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I take it you don’t have any little darlings?
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Wht is it with exs throwing stuff in ur face every time u see them thinking it's going to make u feel shitty about ur self in ur head u laugh an say u was shit in bed anyway |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Those people who MUST hold a conversation about what a marvellous job their offspring are doing in the school nativity, right in front of whatever shelf I'm trying to reach in the supermarket.
And why oh why must you talk so loudly? No one gives a damn if they're playing Mary or a bale of hay.
It's the school nativity, it's not Shakespeare, it's not the Globe theatre.
We all know they'll forget their lines or poop themselves half way through.
Get out of the bloody way.
I take it you don’t have any little darlings?
Denied "
Harsh. Very harsh.
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"Right .. in this weeks episode of developer wars ..
You may recall that in the last instalments, we should have moved in at the end of October, but they keep fucking up and now it's the middle of January .. well the planned date.
You may also recall the massive cock up on tiles between the en-suite and the downstairs.
So .. Friday last week Red and I were able to get into the house, generally we were quite pleased. But .. hold on before you reject the rant …
I have a phone call from Openreach, as I'm trying to get the fibre set up ready. Turns out they can't install as the cockwomble developers haven't even installed the fibre down our leg of the road yet … how fucking difficult is it to get the ground work done early FFS????
Secondly, now I know this is first world problems, but one of the downstairs room is designated as a "study". I notice when looking around .. no data point. Drawings have been checked, never meant to be a data point. WHAT? It's designated as a study, you sell the house as a study, yet the modern study doesn't have a data point???? How about you fucking get one installed at your cost 'cos you have dicked us around so much so far???
Twats the lot of them.
incidentally, the tiles had not yet been corrected when we saw it .. let's say the en-suite in its current guise would not be the place you'd want to go with a hangover!!
Tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment ..
Developers War .. a Monkey production"
Approved due to entertainment value alone |
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"Swing isn’t a well man this week, so we’re doing the thread as an early Xmas gift
Now you know the rules folks, so no trying to sneak things past us novices.
A reminder of the rules for the geriatrics amongst, we wouldn’t want to put anyone at a disadvantage:-
Make them read worthy, no moaning about preferences, not replying or having to work.
And put some effort in folks - short sentences aren’t rants
Knock yourselves out speed camera van may have got me "
Self inflicted denied |
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"Why is it that the one fella you’d like to message you, never messages you?
My telepathy skills are shot to shit.some men just haven't got a clue 
Pull your socks up then "
i know who it is |
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"When someone asks you to do something that puts you out, but you do it anyway because they're your friend. Then you ask them to help you out a few days later and do something that cause them little to no fuss and they bail on you and say they cant do it because they are busy. Even though their last facebook status 20 mind before you rang them days that they are "bored as fuck with nothing to do". "
Hmmmm I’m torn, you don’t give to receive, however to post what they did on Facebook then cry busy is utterly shambolic a big fat approval |
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I'm sick of people that insult my intelligence by lying to me and actually thinking I believe their bullshit!
I just want simple and drama free and no fighting.
Rant over, as you were |
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"Obnoxious and arrogant customers, whom think they know your job better than you. Whom express their opinion in a rather rude, immature and over expressive way to you.
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The customer is always right.........hell no approved |
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Folk who can't "afford"otc medication like paracetamol, who ring the gp and cant attend an emergency appointment for their emergency as they have another commitment at the offered time,didnt realise I had no meds left at 6pm on a Friday night etc etc,and its all our fault,ugh!! |
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"Chihuahua Paws!!
Yes, they can work a touch screen phone!
Jumped up to answer the door, put phone on arm of settee
Teenytinydoggo just deleted my inbox!!
I probably didn't miss anything exciting, but there could have been a complete hotty hiding in there "
Talk about ungrateful, I wish my furry friend would do my admin
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
I hope A&E wasn’t too much of an ordeal and nothing is broken x
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I didn't go in the end, the weather put me off, I think it's sprained or something."
I hope it improves soon x |
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"Fed up of so called partners lying and being general shitheads! Like if you don’t want to see me anymore, grow a fucking pair and tell me. Don’t fuck around with other people and then act shocked when you get caught. Fucking dickwad.
Moral is - don’t cheat!
Phew, that feels better. "
I’m glad you found that therapeutic, feel free to give him a kick in the goonies from me (providing he has a pair) approved |
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"Wht is it with exs throwing stuff in ur face every time u see them thinking it's going to make u feel shitty about ur self in ur head u laugh an say u was shit in bed anyway "
That’s clearly why she’s your ex - approved |
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"Those people who MUST hold a conversation about what a marvellous job their offspring are doing in the school nativity, right in front of whatever shelf I'm trying to reach in the supermarket.
And why oh why must you talk so loudly? No one gives a damn if they're playing Mary or a bale of hay.
It's the school nativity, it's not Shakespeare, it's not the Globe theatre.
We all know they'll forget their lines or poop themselves half way through.
Get out of the bloody way.
I take it you don’t have any little darlings?
Denied
Harsh. Very harsh.
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No no give it a few days and PMT has set in then you’ll see harsh |
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"I'm sick of people that insult my intelligence by lying to me and actually thinking I believe their bullshit!
I just want simple and drama free and no fighting.
Rant over, as you were "
Amen to that sister approved |
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"Right .. in this weeks episode of developer wars ..
You may recall that in the last instalments, we should have moved in at the end of October, but they keep fucking up and now it's the middle of January .. well the planned date.
You may also recall the massive cock up on tiles between the en-suite and the downstairs.
So .. Friday last week Red and I were able to get into the house, generally we were quite pleased. But .. hold on before you reject the rant …
I have a phone call from Openreach, as I'm trying to get the fibre set up ready. Turns out they can't install as the cockwomble developers haven't even installed the fibre down our leg of the road yet … how fucking difficult is it to get the ground work done early FFS????
Secondly, now I know this is first world problems, but one of the downstairs room is designated as a "study". I notice when looking around .. no data point. Drawings have been checked, never meant to be a data point. WHAT? It's designated as a study, you sell the house as a study, yet the modern study doesn't have a data point???? How about you fucking get one installed at your cost 'cos you have dicked us around so much so far???
Twats the lot of them.
incidentally, the tiles had not yet been corrected when we saw it .. let's say the en-suite in its current guise would not be the place you'd want to go with a hangover!!
Tune in next time for the next thrilling instalment ..
Developers War .. a Monkey production
Approved due to entertainment value alone "
Thanks
Have to have a sense of humour about it all ... otherwise ...
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"Folk who can't "afford"otc medication like paracetamol, who ring the gp and cant attend an emergency appointment for their emergency as they have another commitment at the offered time,didnt realise I had no meds left at 6pm on a Friday night etc etc,and its all our fault,ugh!!"
Unfortunately this is the type of thing that is dragging the NHS down and won’t change without a push from the powers that be. However the greater problem is non compliance and the cost of the wasted medication. Ultimately not taking prescribed medication can lead to more costly treatment etc. So I’d much rather someone receive paracetamol on prescription, be engaged with healthcare professionals and take the paracetamol than someone being non compliant.
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"I fell downstairs today, hurt my foot and I'm going to have to sit in a&e with all the whingers that bitch about someone being called before them or the 'parents' that let their snotty ass kids run riot.
I hope A&E wasn’t too much of an ordeal and nothing is broken x
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I didn't go in the end, the weather put me off, I think it rained or something."
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