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over a year ago
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This could either be sexually, or just in general |
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Dogging - just really wasn't for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going on holiday with family  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The pint of peach schnapps I am currently working my way through!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called. |
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Coleslaw
Thank god for Zovirax
Never kissing him ever again  |
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"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."
It’s known as selective deafness
Scary  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."
Hahahaha, i know the feeling. Look like a dick for half an hour chasing after a little shit.
Luckily it wasn’t my dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Divorce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Necrophilia |
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"Deepthroat when d*unk (immediately after wating a dominos)
You can guess the outcome  "
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Coleslaw
Thank god for Zovirax
Never kissing him ever again "
You kissed coleslaw? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deepthroat when d*unk (immediately after eating a dominos)
You can guess the outcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Necrophilia"
Dead loss was it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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69 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guinness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness "
How dare you!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mother-in-law's chocolate cake.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ball gag  |
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"Coleslaw
Thank god for Zovirax
Never kissing him ever again
You kissed coleslaw? "
Jealous K?
Tee hee  |
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3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover. |
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"Guinness "
Agree, coal died water in a pint glass |
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Offering to help face paint at the production, I ended up looking like a mosaic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having kids |
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Going to gigs with the kid. Totally over the novelty value now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kiss, shag, avoid threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could either be sexually, or just in general"
Everything I had the response "eh, why not" to. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Coleslaw
Thank god for Zovirax
Never kissing him ever again
You kissed coleslaw?
Jealous K?
Tee hee "
Seems a strange thing to kiss lol |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
Stafford |
Glow in the dark body paint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Life |
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"Coleslaw
Thank god for Zovirax
Never kissing him ever again
You kissed coleslaw?
Jealous K?
Tee hee
Seems a strange thing to kiss lol "
I know gave me a Cold sore, come on catch up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of those Freakshakes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having sex in a swimming pool, thought it was a great idea until the lube got washed off the condom and water got splashed in eyes and mouths
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
Chicken korma. I like coconut so thought I would like it. Warm coconut |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Necrophilia"
You tried it |
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A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called.
It’s known as selective deafness
Scary "
I'm still knackered from running after mine and that was a year ago  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Foof... "
What’s foof? |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Foof... "
Better to have licked and lost, than never to have licked at all |
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"Foof...
What’s foof?"
Foo foo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all "
Now there’s the truth! |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Mince pies...vile!
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Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk. |
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"Foof...
What’s foof?
Foo foo "
Tuppence |
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth! "
And you can stfu... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Integrity.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Controversial....Shark vacuum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Relationships |
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"Foof...
Better to have licked and lost, than never to have licked at all "
Very true Dolphin... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My current job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."
Hahahahahahahaha know that one! Mine goes off rabbiting 
First time in 11 years the other week he actually walked around a car park off the lead and didn't run off! Chuffing miracle love him! |
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Singing 'Psycho Killer' on karaoke after the free bar closed at the works Xmas do. I thought I was the shit. YouTube tells me I was just shit |
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(Ray) Trying to recreate my childhood and ride a BMX on a ramp when I was 42
Three months off work ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu... "
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marriage.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marriage and triathlons, regretted the marriage more to be honest, I signed up for more triathlons afterwards. |
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu...
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second "
Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right |
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu...
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second
Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right "
Your all Twats! I'm going home....  |
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu...
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second
Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right
Your all Twats! I'm going home.... "
Pillion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working for my company.
Coming back to live in the UK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu...
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second
Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right
Your all Twats! I'm going home.... "
Shake your tail on the way out.. |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"This could either be sexually, or just in general"
Marmite |
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff"
Yano that's most cheese right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buying a puppy |
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"Buying a puppy "
But ... but ... they're such fun!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?"
You and I could fall out over a comment like that! |
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"A Suzuki ... turned out Honda a better bet after all
Now there’s the truth!
And you can stfu...
My choice was between a CBR600 RR or a GSX S750.
So Suzuki was a close second
Have a CBR900RRP Fireblade ... had it 23 years now. Turned out I was right
Your all Twats! I'm going home....
Shake your tail on the way out.."
Well that's the handling for you |
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Vac beds and high rope adventure courses. |
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?
You and I could fall out over a comment like that! "
I mean most cheese is vegetarian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doing taxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!"
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight |
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"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover."
Did you have a bucket close by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?
You and I could fall out over a comment like that!
I mean most cheese is vegetarian "
FFS how stupid am I
Let's start again...... vegan cheese. Horrible stuff. Smells and tastes like vomit. Vegetarian cheese on the other hand, bloody lovely!! |
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight "
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding |
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"A garden vacuum - it was crap "
Noooo, I want one.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Working for my company.
Coming back to live in the UK."
I’ll second your second comment!
Everywhere I have worked, the UK has been the worst. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anal.
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Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee yuk stuff |
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"A garden vacuum - it was crap
Noooo, I want one...."
Thought you were going home |
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"A garden vacuum - it was crap
Noooo, I want one....
Thought you were going home "
Piss orv... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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work |
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"Anal.
Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be "
Giving or taking.....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex with Strangers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kissing the mother in law |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eating a family size pack of Tortilla chips
**burp** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anal.
Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be
Giving or taking.....?"
Giving... I'm not a taker haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everesting. |
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"Anal.
Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be
Giving or taking.....?
Giving... I'm not a taker haha"
Shame.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex with Strangers... "
Want to try again with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anal.
Snap... Not all what it's cracked up to be
Giving or taking.....?
Giving... I'm not a taker haha
Shame..... "
Never said I wouldn't do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mff "
Haven't had one and I'm still imagining it'll be great. I won't allow you to spoil it for me |
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"Mince pies...vile!
Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk."
Agreed!!! |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Mince pies...vile!
Add to that Christmas pudding, Christmas cake. Yuk.
Agreed!!!"
Oh, and wedding cake |
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?
You and I could fall out over a comment like that!
I mean most cheese is vegetarian "
Whilst the main ingredient is milk and thus vegetarian, during the initial process to split the milk into curds and whey, rennet obtained from calf stomach is used.
Veggie cheese uses something else to spilt the milk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding"
Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained
Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.
She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare |
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding
Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained
Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.
She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare "
Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Epilating my balls
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Epilating my balls
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I don’t even want to know what happened. But What I do want to know is what went through your head to try that.
I once caught my sack in between the blades of an electric razor and it gave me the absolute fear.. only very from now on |
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?
You and I could fall out over a comment like that!
I mean most cheese is vegetarian
FFS how stupid am I
Let's start again...... vegan cheese. Horrible stuff. Smells and tastes like vomit. Vegetarian cheese on the other hand, bloody lovely!!"
I thought you might have meant vegan cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veet** |
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding
Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained
Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.
She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare
Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible"
Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forumites..... |
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"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover.
Did you have a bucket close by "
Can’t remember |
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"Vegetarian cheese. Disgusting stuff
Yano that's most cheese right?
You and I could fall out over a comment like that!
I mean most cheese is vegetarian
Whilst the main ingredient is milk and thus vegetarian, during the initial process to split the milk into curds and whey, rennet obtained from calf stomach is used.
Veggie cheese uses something else to spilt the milk. "
Most cheeses sold in this country don't use animal rennet. Only really parmesan and artisan cheeses like if you buy fancy mozzarella or the expensive French cheeses. Trust me I've been vegetarian for 16 years . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vegan mango cake. It was beyond awful. |
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"3 pints of vodka and orange, the morning after a house party, to get rid of a hangover.
Did you have a bucket close by
Can’t remember "
Lol sounds like a good party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Epilating my balls
I don’t even want to know what happened. But What I do want to know is what went through your head to try that.
I once caught my sack in between the blades of an electric razor and it gave me the absolute fear.. only very from now on "
I was fine. No Mutilation stories. My wife watched me and nearly laid an egg laughing.
It just seemed like a good idea.
Until it didn't |
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EastEnders. It's just so depressing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding
Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained
Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.
She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare
Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible
Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out"
She sleeps in my sons bed at night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dipping my knob into relatively hot wax to make a cast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting married. "
Massive high five and never EVER again  |
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"Buying a puppy
But ... but ... they're such fun!!
Til you realise you bought a dud that refuses to house train and chews everything in sight
They're transitory .... it will pass ... trained 2 spaniel puppies now ... so rewarding
Can I send her to you then and you giver back when she’s trained
Fed up of waking up to poop outside my bedroom door every morning.
She’s a Jack Russell. Bloody nightmare
Terriers can be a bit more challenging ... but not impossible
Limit her to her own space at night,a pen or something... they don't like fouling their own area .. so she'll learn to hold it until you let her out
She sleeps in my sons bed at night"
Jack Russell are challenging. They are lively little tykes aren't they |
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"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."
Oh god..... Yes, exactly haha |
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"A garden vacuum - it was crap
Noooo, I want one...."
It’s easier and quicker and cheaper to use your hands. |
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Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line
*big mistake, big!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moving in with the fk bud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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69
Just no - I need to concentrate |
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"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line
*big mistake, big!
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Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"69
Just no - I need to concentrate "
69s are over-rated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"69
Just no - I need to concentrate "
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex lol |
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"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line
*big mistake, big!
Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now?"
You know, I'd be anything for you Mac xx |
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Fab forums |
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Oysters |
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"Buying a home waxing kit, trying to do my own bikini line
*big mistake, big!
Uh oh. However does this mean you can be my Mrs Miyagi now?
You know, I'd be anything for you Mac xx"
Whoop I have that in writing now |
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over a year ago
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Cadburys chocolate with gingerbread in it
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over a year ago
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Warming my head in an oven |
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Nailing my cock to a table with a rusty nail |
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"Forumites..... "
Indeed...lovely to chat to, but will never have sexy times with one |
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"69
Just no - I need to concentrate "
Its also really hard on the shoulders! |
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"69
Just no - I need to concentrate
Its also really hard on the shoulders!"
An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.
New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..
Very selfish and one sided |
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By *enguin1Man
over a year ago
The sticks |
"Letting my dog off the lead in park to seeing if he comes back when called."
Search on YouTube for Fintan the Dog....... you'll enjoy it |
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over a year ago
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Skinny jeans |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Jumping in at the deep end for a first dog with one of the most obstinate, pig headed & aloof dog breeds around.
Then making it ten times worse by doing the right thing by getting a fully grown, untrained four year old one from the rescue.
Ten stone of “Fuck you I’m not going that way!”..
I won in the end though & love him to bits, just wouldn’t do it again.
That & visit Crewe
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"69
Just no - I need to concentrate
Its also really hard on the shoulders!
An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.
New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..
Very selfish and one sided "
Best way for 69, on your sides
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Skiing took me ages to master it |
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"69
Just no - I need to concentrate
Its also really hard on the shoulders!
An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.
New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..
Very selfish and one sided
Best way for 69, on your sides
S"
Still won’t help my distracted mrs.. |
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over a year ago
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Marriage |
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over a year ago
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Buying your child a saxophone |
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"69
Just no - I need to concentrate
Its also really hard on the shoulders!
An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.
New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..
Very selfish and one sided
Best way for 69, on your sides
S"
Hurts my neck  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"69
Just no - I need to concentrate
Its also really hard on the shoulders!
An ex of mine used to be amazing at 69, both usually cumming at the same time.
New mrs ends up like a dead weight after a couple mins she gets distracted and lies with my cock basically holding up her head..
Very selfish and one sided
Best way for 69, on your sides
S
Hurts my neck "
H has back issues, our bedroom is a mass of extra pillows for support xx
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over a year ago
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Cheese and tuna, just grim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Adulthood |
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over a year ago
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Fab swingers |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Adulthood"
Buy a motorcycle, you can’t be a full blown adult & a biker.
I’ve had bikes since I was twelve & i’m still not a fully paid up member of the serious adult club & never intend to be.
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"Adulthood
Buy a motorcycle, you can’t be a full blown adult & a biker.
I’ve had bikes since I was twelve & i’m still not a fully paid up member of the serious adult club & never intend to be.
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S"
I would second this. Act all as adult as you want but all that’s going on in your head is bike spinning round you, fast.
Having a bike is like having a second mrs. I definitely ride it more anyway |
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over a year ago
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Mandy |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
Buying a jet ski, too cold in the uk great on holiday, letting the ex have the hot tu in the divorce. |
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