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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are you looking for on here?
What are your interests?
Post a short snippet of information about yourself just like a lonely hearts add, people in on the thread can see without having to browse as meticulously as normal and hopefully we can get some Christmas matches. 
For example:
Male 36, seeks female/s for fun times, laughter, great conversation and titilation. Interests include art, boxing and cooking.
Hope people get the idea and this thread works out |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Man, almost 56, 6' tall, bat fastard, lives in the middle of a wood, seeks lady with great sense of humour, who enjoys country walks, roaring log fires and the odd bottle of wine. Due to location and requirement to collect logs for the fire, ownership of a 4x4 pick-up truck advantageous.
Please send photo of truck!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some very good responses here, my example seems terrible in comparison
You liked mine best didn’t you  "
I was actually going to offer you my sausage, but decided to not be so crass.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male, around 6 foot, blue eyes, big heart, seeks female with a positive attitude for silly fun and sexy frollicks. Type "fuck me" in your subject line so that I know you've read my add |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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31 year old cat lady looks for responsible adult to help raise her cats. Duties include cooing over, petting, feeding, playing, sometimes restraining, and also if you could help out with the cats sometimes that would be great. |
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"31 year old cat lady looks for responsible adult to help raise her cats. Duties include cooing over, petting, feeding, playing, sometimes restraining, and also if you could help out with the cats sometimes that would be great."
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Intelligent male, 31, seeks a local woman for good conversation and lots of shagging. Average size and height, with medium brown hair and pale blue eyes. Lucky applicants will receive a free parker pen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some very good responses here, my example seems terrible in comparison
You liked mine best didn’t you
I was actually going to offer you my sausage, but decided to not be so crass. "
Does it come in a roll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some very good responses here, my example seems terrible in comparison
You liked mine best didn’t you
I was actually going to offer you my sausage, but decided to not be so crass.
Does it come in a roll "
No, but it comes with a roll under some covers  |
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Tiny, giddy, talkative, Yorkshire woman, 36, seeks likeminded is individuals to sit in the pub with for a game of ‘who do you thinks a swinger in here’ and share a bag of pork scratchings and a castlemaine xxxx seen as it’s ‘just t’cheapest, love’ when you go To the bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tiny, giddy, talkative, Yorkshire woman, 36, seeks likeminded is individuals to sit in the pub with for a game of ‘who do you thinks a swinger in here’ and share a bag of pork scratchings and a castlemaine xxxx seen as it’s ‘just t’cheapest, love’ when you go To the bar"
its best playing that at maccies next to quest |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Tiny, giddy, talkative, Yorkshire woman, 36, seeks likeminded is individuals to sit in the pub with for a game of ‘who do you thinks a swinger in here’ and share a bag of pork scratchings and a castlemaine xxxx seen as it’s ‘just t’cheapest, love’ when you go To the bar"
If you have the pork scratchings we have a deal. |
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"Tiny, giddy, talkative, Yorkshire woman, 36, seeks likeminded is individuals to sit in the pub with for a game of ‘who do you thinks a swinger in here’ and share a bag of pork scratchings and a castlemaine xxxx seen as it’s ‘just t’cheapest, love’ when you go To the barits best playing that at maccies next to quest "
Yes but if you’ve just come out you know so it’s cheating lol |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Waffling, indecisive, rambling Welshman seeks a rambling (both verbal and physical) partner. An insatiable love of beautiful, isolated landscapes, cwtches, smiles, high culture and lowdown filth would all be marvellous. Oh, and natural(ish) eyebrows . |
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