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By *eusch OP Man
over a year ago
peterborough |
So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x  |
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It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They cannot have my penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off "
I fucking love this movie. And that quote. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
Oi. I’m a guy too. Be gentle please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha love it !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
I fucking love this movie. And that quote. "
Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha has movie |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause.  |
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And it's a nooooo from me. I'll wrap a pair of socks and some boxers up nice and pretty though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself
Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They cannot have my penis"
I’m sulking now  |
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"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "
Any part of the forum or just this thread? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Nice thought op but you will have better odds of winning the lottery than this happening. |
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"Nice thought op but you will have better odds of winning the lottery than this happening. "
And probably being struck by lightning at the same time as that last Lotto ball drops!
Still... I applaud your enthusiasm good sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not. Let's spreads some Christmas cheer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
I fucking love this movie. And that quote.
Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well" "
That whole movie is ripe for one liners.
"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
I fucking love this movie. And that quote.
Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"
That whole movie is ripe for one liners.
"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."
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Such an under rated comedy |
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
I fucking love this movie. And that quote.
Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"
That whole movie is ripe for one liners.
"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."
Such an under rated comedy "
"Thank you, Chuck Norris"  |
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I wish I had the time available to do this I need 30 hours in a day for the next few weeks  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
Bowing out gracefully as I'm all booked up for Christmas already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause. "
The gift of giving CG
You always shine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pick me ! Pick me ! Pick me !! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Just in the interest of allowing the fine ladies another option I shall sacrifice myself for this good cause.
The gift of giving CG
You always shine"
I'm just too nice some times. |
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I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure |
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I’ll shout I’m in, but as per I don’t think it will loud enough looks like another lonely Xmas, let’s see if the sympathy approach works lol |
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"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off
I fucking love this movie. And that quote.
Me too, but the best quote has to be "He won't be able to see very well"
That whole movie is ripe for one liners.
"Kate, its time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."
Such an under rated comedy "
"You're about as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop!" |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure "
They do say - all work and no play makes...... |
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"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure
They do say - all work and no play makes......"
Makes me Fabulous
Who said I was working.... |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I wish I had the spare time, otherwise I'd be in for sure
They do say - all work and no play makes......
Makes me Fabulous
Who said I was working.... "
Touché
And yes you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve chosen mine and let him know |
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One is smooth in all description |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve chosen mine and let him know "
Nora you charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have that one. "
Please pick me pleaseeeeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Ok I think I've found one. Hoping he might give me a warm feeling too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good idea that merry Christmas |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
I would love to sacrifice some free time but demands demands. What with switching on the christmas lights for Bagley Village and feeding the hungry (not the homeless but folks at work, lol). I'm not sure I'll have the energy....
....oh go on then! But you'll have to do most of the work.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "
If only it was that simple. I'm the male half of the couple who manages the account looking for a male to join us for a MMF.
Trying to find a guy who is genuinely single not cheating, here because they are a genuine swinger so they can meet at a club or accomodate, are happy to send a clear face picture and cock picture (we always share pictures in reply / on request), are respectful and not rude / obnoxious or abusive, age 25-30 and are uncircumcised has been impossible.
The amount of keyboard fantasists, dreamers and fakes is insane thankfully you become adept at finding them out earlier.
We are happy to meet people of any race background but still if feels like hunting for the male unicorn at times.
It's why we almost always revert back to just going to the clubs what you see is what you get with no bullshit.
KJ x |
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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago
london |
"I would love to sacrifice some free time but demands demands. What with switching on the christmas lights for Bagley Village and feeding the hungry (not the homeless but folks at work, lol). I'm not sure I'll have the energy....
....oh go on then! But you'll have to do most of the work...."
Ha. Brilliant!! |
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By *uggs71Man
over a year ago
london |
"How many can we pick?"
How many can you entertain? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'll have that one. "
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awww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha! I’m in but I doubt I’ll get a yellow inbox on this one! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"How many can we pick?
How many can you entertain?"
I can multi-task |
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "
Good one
It is important that we "share" the Christmas spirit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "
Lol, if this works, it’ll be a Christmas miracle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pick me, pick me! (Jumps up and down, waving hands in the air)
It’s my Birthday too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in :-
If any greedy girls.. have a wing man or 2 to make up numbers.. |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"How many can we pick?
How many can you entertain?
I can multi-task "
You can multi task or you're a greedy girl 
Oh wait, this is charity right. So tjat just makes you very generous |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"How many can we pick?
How many can you entertain?
I can multi-task "
.you're a greedy fucker Lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is a bold request. A deluxe chocolate will probably give us much uplift lol |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'll have that one. "
Which one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m absolutely not in.
Well I might be in later, but I’m currently out. But not out out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pity sex?  |
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Oh go on then, had my nipples twisted enough to join in...
Will happily return the tweek during the "gift giving", it's only right to share |
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"Pity sex? "
I ll take it if it's a sexy lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pity sex? "
I'm NOT in btw.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve chosen mine already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I too late again? Always the bridesmaid. If it helps I'm willing to take a raincheck until the new year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
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Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters |
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By *ik MMan
over a year ago
Lancashire |
I’m waiting for the New Year thread....am a bit busy until then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pity fuck? Thanks but no thanks.. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters "
I'm working on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If anyone gets a meet from this do let us know.
I have my doubts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll take a pity fuck !!!!! |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters
I'm working on it. "
Need help? |
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By *issyEMWoman
over a year ago
Nearly |
I would rather have company over Xmas as my ex partner just broke up with me |
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This has made me chuckle a little too much!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
Damn not local.... They should hurry and invent teleporters
I'm working on it.
Need help? "
What do you know about molecular biology and quantum physics?
Because I all I have is a hammer. |
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Okay, i've chosen - do we have to report back and tell you when we've done it? |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
I'm planning on it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Okay, i've chosen - do we have to report back and tell you when we've done it? "
No. It's your secret. Shhhhh |
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It’s like the X factor for pervs .. I’m in ... sitting in the corner growing old |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm planning on it "
Go girl, go girl, go girl. .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No lady’s have picked me but I’ve met 2 nice guys lol . |
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Pick one can I pick 4 ? I’ve been extra good this year |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
My pickles already being tickled thanks |
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"No lady’s have picked me but I’ve met 2 nice guys lol . "
Lol this is always the way.
Either way, or they are based in Nova Scotia  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha I will wine them dine them and then give them a bill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would rather have company over Xmas as my ex partner just broke up with me"
I’m free ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've chosen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take a pity fuck !!!!!"
Any fuck will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did some one say pity fuck?
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I love the smell of queef in the morning.
I'll see myself out |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x "
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
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Oh go on then |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
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Oh goodness Fae, you do not look like you need a hand out. More like beating people away from your door with a stick. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
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Equal opportunities and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in to get painfully ignored "
Who said that |
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"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
Equal opportunities and all that "
I'm sure most ladies have had their boxes overflow with men at some point...
Last thing to overflow like that for me was my rear guttering lol
Buts that's a story for another day |
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"I’m in to get painfully ignored
Who said that"
Who said what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do whole heartedly applaud the attempt!
Everyone needs a bit of Christmas cheer hah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so up for this challenge so long as:
He's local and can visit me.
He's tall, over 5'10"
Not a Dominant
Likes Kissing
Likes Oral
Takes his socks off during sex
Has a nice penis, not a python nor a worm
Has a little body hair
Has a little head hair
Has own teeth
Doesn't smoke
Is clean living
Promises not to humiliate me in the Forums
Blahh Blahh Blahh
Any Offers?
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Yrs definitely...but can I just check your definition of worm ? |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,
More than a hi required in your first message
Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.
Thanks in advance 2good.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have that one. "
Your do
Pmsl
Couldn’t resist
Sorry ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in to get painfully ignored "
Nice try ! |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself
Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later"
Nothing quite like a lazy fuck |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I'm in, but I won't be putting much effort into the fuck itself
Just letting you know to avoid disappointment later
Nothing quite like a lazy fuck "
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even worse when your hand decides to fall asleep |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"All so far away. "
For you Moonchild, I'm sure people will cross the 7 seas. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I think you mean the Severn bridge |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"No one local to me yet  "
Taxi to Blackpool please. |
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"No one local to me yet
Taxi to Blackpool please. "
Any chance you can pick me up on the way? I'll chip in the fare... |
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By *eusch OP Man
over a year ago
peterborough |
"How many can we pick?"
As many as you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one local to me yet
Taxi to Blackpool please. "
Titty bar in Blackpool ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best post this week ! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"No one local to me yet
Taxi to Blackpool please.
Titty bar in Blackpool ! "
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We haven't had that lad's weekend in Blackpool we chatted about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year |
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I’ll be doing some photos in Derby Saturday night if any guys would like to come maybe that would cheer them up city centre carpark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d settle for a ‘hello’ "
This
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Nothing makes my bits want to shrivel up more than the notion of a pity fuck. Sorry guys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s the time of year to shag a fab single
No pity in it at all
Very charitable if you ask me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And it’s fucking amusing ! |
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By *eusch OP Man
over a year ago
peterborough |
"So, at this time of year many people are feeling low in self esteem, for all sorts of reasons, in the spirit of Christmas I’m asking the ladies of Fab to pick a guy from the forum and Fuck him, you will get a warm feeling and be happy with the fact that you made a difference in someone’s life. Go on, it’s Christmas x
That's all very well, but what about us ladies?
We'd like a bit of charity too you know.
Lol, just pick a guy, I’m sure you won’t be disappointed x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Xmas comes but once a year very much like a fab single fella |
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By *eusch OP Man
over a year ago
peterborough |
"Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,
More than a hi required in your first message
Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.
Thanks in advance 2good. "
One of my favourite replies lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
" I’ll be doing some photos in Derby Saturday night if any guys would like to come maybe that would cheer them up city centre carpark "
I'll keep an ear out for the traffic jam reports in Derby centre. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do i need to take a ticket or shall i get to the back of the queue? |
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I’m still in the corner ... waiting.. cold, hungry and thinking I’ll be on this cold wet step all day |
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I’m like a library book, I can be chosen more than once |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Do we have to pick just one.
Or can we have one each day till Christmas
Lex |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Do we have to pick just one.
Or can we have one each day till Christmas
Lex"
Just message them with what number they are.
Plenty to choose from. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Please read my profile fully before messaging ladies,
More than a hi required in your first message
Oh and Boob pictures attached as well.
Thanks in advance 2good. "
Damn. I've only got ass pics.... |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year "
I'll give you one. |
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"Do we have to pick just one.
Or can we have one each day till Christmas
Lex"
I like this idea, like an advent calendar full of men |
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I'm doing enough for charity......donkeys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to be in an advent calendar |
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By *udosMan
over a year ago
hull |
[Removed by poster at 11/12/19 14:01:32] |
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"Do we have to pick just one.
Or can we have one each day till Christmas
Lex"
Now there’s an idea... however I’m wayyyyyy too lazy for that many!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year
I'll give you one. "
Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts |
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By *udosMan
over a year ago
hull |
Santa empties his sack more than I do !! Lol
Can I be on the xmas list please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well... I don't know... I guess I should get in the spirit of Christmas and be a giver and not a receiver! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year
I'll give you one. "
Woohoo.
TAXI |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year
I'll give you one.
Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts "
Join us then. |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm doing enough for charity......donkeys "
As in "hung like...."? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too! |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"Do we have to pick just one.
Or can we have one each day till Christmas
Lex
I like this idea, like an advent calendar full of men "
I have my fabvent calendar already planned out in my head.
Lex |
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"Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too!"
I’m only 45 minutes away ... and I’m in the mood for receiving ... just saying |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Hmm, no men local to me, I'm in the mood for giving too!
I’m only 45 minutes away ... and I’m in the mood for receiving ... just saying "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lmao if only this was true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello pretty ladies |
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"Lmao if only this was true "
It's not??!? shit, I'd better cancel this weekend then |
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Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity
Xmas 3sum up for offer lol |
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"Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity
Xmas 3sum up for offer lol"
Do I have to wrap myself? |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
A pity fuck?
I'd happily settle for a pity coffee |
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"Oh gord.... If we must, we'll do some charity
Xmas 3sum up for offer lol
Do I have to wrap myself? "
Youve always gotta wrap it, Xmas is no different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it that easy?!
I’m up for being used for sexual gratification and confidence building! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just turning up for my Christmas present. Thanks Santa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not. Let's spreads some Christmas cheer "
totally agree ( reaches in my bag throws some Christmas dust) now be cheerful this shots expensive lol |
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Just joined the back of the queue! Say hello if you see me! X |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Well I never. A thread about sympathy fucks. At least it’s something charitable for this time of year
I'll give you one.
Damn you woman. You’re giving me wicked thoughts "
Oh. My bad.
Sorry.
Not sorry. |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
Can't even give shags away these days |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Well if anyone is looking for volunteers, I might be interested |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I knew I wasn't giving enough this year, I forgot to add myself. Charitable fucking added. Thanks OP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't even give shags away these days "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew I wasn't giving enough this year, I forgot to add myself. Charitable fucking added. Thanks OP! "
Yes please yes please |
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