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My mum is 65 in a couple of weeks, now she does come out with the odd strange thing like on saturday when we sat having lunch with my son she asked if hed had sex yet lol. Anyway shes just been round and we have been discussing (can you guess) the xfactor and whose going to win.
Well my money is on either Daniel or olly. Mother said she likes daniel, then she said it would be nice to see a boy win as a group one last year?? What group i said? It was alexandra, well she was adament it was a group, then she remembered the name of the group................ diversity. WTF. So shes of to the home for people that can get xfactor mixed up with anything else |
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best place for her Diamond...
so whilst we on the subject...
has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..
16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book
xxxx  |
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"best place for her Diamond...
so whilst we on the subject...
has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..
16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book
xxxx "
lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol |
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"..........shes of to the home for people that can get xfactor mixed up with anything else"
It'll be a busy place. I can't think of a better cause of brain damage then watching x factor and, if old timer's disease helps you forget about the fact you've watched it.........so much the better  |
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"best place for her Diamond...
so whilst we on the subject...
has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..
16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book
xxxx
lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol"
LMAO
Oh yes lady you have alot to ansa for with the X factor thank you lol you corrupted me |
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"best place for her Diamond...
so whilst we on the subject...
has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..
16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book
xxxx
lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol"
no it's that Stu Scotland you have to be careful of.......
I is a good guy.....
so 19 ..... ripe for plucking me thinks.
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"best place for her Diamond...
so whilst we on the subject...
has yur lad had sex yet and is he fit..
16 a tad young ... but might pop in my ' to pop in a few years ' book
xxxx
lol, hes 19, hasnt had sex yet, his best mate is a girl. And ive warned him about the likes of you lol
no it's that Stu Scotland you have to be careful of.......
I is a good guy.....
so 19 ..... ripe for plucking me thinks.
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plucking...was that a misspelling??  |
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"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again"
lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....
bless her... xx what a great mum
 we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....
see it all before xxxxx |
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"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again
lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....
bless her... xx what a great mum
we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....
see it all before xxxxx"
PMSL....u forgot about Gloria...they always sing some Gloria Gaynor by time we're thru |
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"Diamond you better lock ya son away.....the scots are about to cross the border....told you to build that bloody wall again
lol she has gone to hide him for safe keeping .....
bless her... xx what a great mum
we will find him tho..... and before you know it... he will be singing pet shop boy's Go West and dancin in kyllie' gold hot pants with a pair of ruby slippers on....
see it all before xxxxx
PMSL....u forgot about Gloria...they always sing some Gloria Gaynor by time we're thru"
He 19 stu.... 16-18 is the gloria years lol |
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not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England..... |
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"not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England..... "
i believe she has the gimp mask ready for you |
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"not yet...but nobody is safe...my suitcase all packed and have the fly swatter ready....all dolled up here in my favourite pink spandex trousers n matching sneakers and on way to the bustop to catch the number 31 to England.....
i believe she has the gimp mask ready for you "
woohooooooo......but that don't mean her wee boy is gonna be safe from his closet wrenching experience...lol  |
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"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!
its a kiss kick thread hun.....
KICK lol
am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot... "
and what are you puckering lol |
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"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!
its a kiss kick thread hun.....
KICK lol
am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot...
and what are you puckering lol"
the hem on my coat  |
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"I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about!!!!
its a kiss kick thread hun.....
KICK lol
am puckering up...and ready to dodge ur foot...
and what are you puckering lol
the hem on my coat "
do they still wear frock coats up there? |
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view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx |
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"view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx"
See boys I did warn ya |
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"view and stu, you pair are so bad. He goes to the gay bar sometimes and me and my mum piss ourselves because he has that "look" that guys go for lmao. Do you really think id let you pair near him. Anyway i have a secret weapon. Me, if you want my son you have to do me first and after ive shagged you both to death he will be safe lolxxkarenx"
Pmsl......then will trawl the gay bars first...will either find him there or gonna die trying to get to him....what a way to go....pmsl |
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count me in........
I am defo up for that ......
and seriously, wish your son every happiness in whichever road he chooses..
it's a better world now than what it was when I slung open my closet door with my sling backs on and knoshed on my first man sausage .. |
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"count me in........
I am defo up for that ......
and seriously, wish your son every happiness in whichever road he chooses..
it's a better world now than what it was when I slung open my closet door with my sling backs on and knoshed on my first man sausage .."
And what a sight it was to behold.....and was back in the days when u had an afro hair do |
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