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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go on to your friend list. The 3rd friend down did something disgusting the last time you met.
Who is it and what did they do?
Mine Exquisite Deviance, the last time we met, P pissed in my car boot and B kegged a nun  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Go on to your friend list. The 3rd friend down did something disgusting the last time you met.
Who is it and what did they do?
Mine Exquisite Deviance, the last time we met, P pissed in my car boot and B kegged a nun "
Mine is also Exquisite Deviance, P pooped in my shoe and B wanked into my shampoo!
The bastards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ours just happens to be the prince of cakerabah.
He ate an entire unopened box of quality street of ours and left us with just the toffee pennies and fingers..... and all the wrappers from the good uns he'd scoffed. Wanker.
He then used his illicit bellyfull as fuel to take a dump in a rolled up newspaper, place it on the doorstep and set light to it before knocking on the door and running to hide behind Bs van so he could watch chuckling as I stamped it out barefoot...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only have 2 friends   "
Im sure it will change soon and in the meantime why dont you pick one of those two to do it, if you want to.. Its just a number x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ours just happens to be the prince of cakerabah.
He ate an entire unopened box of quality street of ours and left us with just the toffee pennies and fingers..... and all the wrappers from the good uns he'd scoffed. Wanker.
He then used his illicit bellyfull as fuel to take a dump in a rolled up newspaper, place it on the doorstep and set light to it before knocking on the door and running to hide behind Bs van so he could watch chuckling as I stamped it out barefoot......
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Were supposed to making these things up Peach.
I'm so embarrassed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That Fabrab Prince chappy
He came armed with firelighters, an impish grin & a cunning plan 
Bonnie and fucking Clyde 
My wingman  "
Just call me Goose
No wait......Mr Goose |
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Emkins85 is my no. 3
And she is the worse
For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs
The worst,.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Emkins85 is my no. 3
And she is the worse
For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs
The worst,. "
All you had to was ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m going to get in trouble for this
Incandescent. I stole her green knickers and when she caught up with me she impaled me on her night stand for a weekend "
It was supposed to be for 48 hours. The rest of the time was your idea and how you persuaded me to switch the lamp on and off |
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"Emkins85 is my no. 3
And she is the worse
For not showing me her Tits in her 20sec vid, instead teasing with a sexy accent, which lead to us being friends, and SHE STILL hasn't shown me her tits, ffs
The worst,.
All you had to was ask "
I'm a gent ,
Sure I can't be doing that,
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"I’m going to get in trouble for this
Incandescent. I stole her green knickers and when she caught up with me she impaled me on her night stand for a weekend
It was supposed to be for 48 hours. The rest of the time was your idea and how you persuaded me to switch the lamp on and off "
You suggested the lamp. As for the 72 hours we’ll. I’d have let you go but my hands were tied. Again. As usual |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Chunky Gent -
he won’t relocate to South Wales 
he won’t send me videos of him dancing as a Stormtrooper with his willy out "
.that because you refused to be princess liea in her gold bikini. Pfffft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That strumpet Meli who we abandoned in a classy bar after her erotic champagne waterfall on the bar turned into a 'how far up can I get this magnum of champagne..'
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vine....
Ran around with a glow in the dark condom on pretending it was a light sabre, shouting "feel the force" in Marks and Spencers!!! "
I saw him do that |
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