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"I kid you not, I know of a guy called ‘Dickon Brain’ I didn’t believe it until I saw his ID"
Two actual names of people I know:
Allan key
And this one has changed due to marriage:
Sheeza batty. It’s harsh but the teacher at school used to read out her full name every time in class. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kid you not, I know of a guy called ‘Dickon Brain’ I didn’t believe it until I saw his ID
Two actual names of people I know:
Allan key
And this one has changed due to marriage:
Sheeza batty. It’s harsh but the teacher at school used to read out her full name every time in class."
Allan Key is my favourite!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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actual names of people I know:
Allan Key
My German teacher was called that. I wonder if it is the same one. He went on to become a headmaster. "
No it can’t be, he works in a pub. So must be someone different |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can Anyone rem_mber the BBC kids programme ?? ! Captain pugwash !!! With his two colleagues ,,,,
Master bates !!!!! And
Seaman Staines !!!!
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And roger the cabin boy. Obviously on purpose |
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actual names of people I know:
Allan Key
My German teacher was called that. I wonder if it is the same one. He went on to become a headmaster.
No it can’t be, he works in a pub. So must be someone different "
I wonder if he has a brother called Don ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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actual names of people I know:
Allan Key
My German teacher was called that. I wonder if it is the same one. He went on to become a headmaster.
No it can’t be, he works in a pub. So must be someone different
I wonder if he has a brother called Don ?"
And a cousin who has a lean to his walk called won key? |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
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"Can Anyone rem_mber the BBC kids programme ?? ! Captain pugwash !!! With his two colleagues ,,,,
Master bates !!!!! And
Seaman Staines !!!!
And roger the cabin boy. Obviously on purpose "
Now I don't rem_mber him  |
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"Can Anyone rem_mber the BBC kids programme ?? ! Captain pugwash !!! With his two colleagues ,,,,
Master bates !!!!! And
Seaman Staines !!!!
And roger the cabin boy. Obviously on purpose "
None of these are true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A teacher at my kids primary school was Mrs Muff. Poor woman!!
I had a Miss Tuck when 11, she would be in tears after school. Changed her name "
Was she related to miss take? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I went to school with a lad called Aeron Mycock 
And know a bloke called Chris Peacock
I love names and can't believe some people don't think before they choose."
Or like celebrities do and they call their kids something preposterous. Like peaches honey blossom. Etc etc  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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According to a mate of mine the big breakfast (some might be too young to rem_mber!) Had a phone in on a similar topic and recieved a call from an Irishman called Anus. |
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I was at school with a girl called Blanche Brown
And my dad's workplace had a works secretary called Ivan Upright
As for joke names, I'll add Ophelia Testes and Duncan Donuts
And the full fake address:
Miss Ivy Likes,
The Cockwell Inn,
Tillit,
Herts |
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