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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Friendship
~ None of that Sissy Shit
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
•When you are sad ~ I will help you get d*unk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
•When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
•When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
•When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
•When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
•When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
•When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
•When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath ..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Friendship
~ None of that Sissy Shit
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
•When you are sad ~ I will help you get d*unk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
•When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
•When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
•When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
•When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
•When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
•When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
•When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
This is my oath ..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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