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An Audience with the Khan..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up? "
Maybe it was meant in humour |
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello  "
Oh hello! Any room for me?
I’m contemplating having a fart so we’d have sexy bubbles soon!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up? "
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello
Oh hello! Any room for me?
I’m contemplating having a fart so we’d have sexy bubbles soon! "
Out! Don't ruin my mojo with flatulence please *inner peace* MKe sure you come back - and that none of it creeps in behind you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello
*weekend's*
You're welcome 
Mrs TMN x"
*The Horse Lord's chaps stir a little*
Mrs Nipples x
*Ghengis bows low and with maximum effort*
My Dear |
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello
*weekend's*
You're welcome
Mrs TMN x
*The Horse Lord's chaps stir a little*
Mrs Nipples x
*Ghengis bows low and with maximum effort*
My Dear "
Always keeping you on your toes, Khan Of Khans  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to sponge you down?
I thought youd never ask..
*Hangs all four, heavy, tired limbs out the tub and exhales slowly*"
I’m going to go slow but firm. And I’m going to see to every inch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to sponge you down?
Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate! "
 Run Mrs Nipples Run.. Run whilst you can, I will still catch you, I'm a big Nipple twisting fan  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend."
And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to sponge you down?
Yeah, you distract him with that, I'll pinch his chocolate!
Is chocolate a euphemism? "
I hope not.. otherwise I'd be worried about what she has pinched and more importantly.. Why!? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.
And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways? "
Excellent. Can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to sponge you down?
I thought youd never ask..
*Hangs all four, heavy, tired limbs out the tub and exhales slowly*
I’m going to go slow but firm. And I’m going to see to every inch."
*pines, like only a little puppy could* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.
And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways? "
1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.
2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!
3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello "
Thought for a minute the London mayor had joined fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello
Thought for a minute the London mayor had joined fab."
Twoddlewoddlefuddleduddlehow very DARE you!  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.
And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways?
1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.
2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!
3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave "
I didn't get very far sadly.
On a brighter note, I found 50p under the sofa. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Weekends good use?
Such a beautiful use of language! I'm assuming that you don't mean urinating and holding your underwear up?
No, sorry.. I've been learning no armed pressups for a while now and finally think I cracked the technique this weekend.
And that's exactly why you're Khan! Oh mighty stallion, teach me your ways?
1. Lay flat on the floor, face first, arms interlinked at the fingers, behind your back.
2. Gurn every muscle in your body till you begin to seemingly levitate off the floor like the total Champion that you are Sir!
3. Smile an' wave boys, smile n' wave
I didn't get very far sadly.
On a brighter note, I found 50p under the sofa. "
Silver linings |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in a hot bath, soaking me nads after a weekends good use. I'm eating chocolate..
Indulge me.. Say hello
Sounds like heaven"
T'was.. I'm out of the bath and contemplating a bacon baguette now.. |
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