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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm looking at some enterprising ideas to get rich.
A leaf blower, to blow big droopy lips back into the salad bowl is one idea.
What every day item do you think can be used to improve ones body? Unless you're exceptional? Then go to a miss, snog, shag thread.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff 
Some people will really need this
JML are in the case as we speak "
Has anyone ever purchased JML stuff since woolies shut?  |
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"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff
Some people will really need this
JML are in the case as we speak "
I can hear the guys voice now
"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "
"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff
Some people will really need this
JML are in the case as we speak
I can hear the guys voice now
"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "
"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook""
Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff
Some people will really need this
JML are in the case as we speak
I can hear the guys voice now
"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "
"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook"
Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same? "
Pertinent question indeed. I guess hope springs infinite. |
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"Condoms that can be easily opened with lubey fingers"
A robot that will open it up for you without obviously tearing the damn thing. And oh, it needs to have its back to us while we go about doing our business. Would breed performance anxiety otherwise. |
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"Something to unhook a man’s head from his arse when a woman kicks it there for saying stupid stuff
Some people will really need this
JML are in the case as we speak
I can hear the guys voice now
"Do you find yourself saying stupid things? "
"is it irritating to have to pry your head out of your rectum?" "You need the jml head hook"
Ahh but if you think hes stupid, why are you unhooking his head for more of the same? "
It’s for the guys to unhook their own heads, believe me most of us ladies would just leave it there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Leaf blowers are only for tits amateur! "
I tried, but it was a cheap aldis version...looked like a wobbling blamange as opposed to the desired flying spaniels ears! |
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