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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X " I'm very weird  | |||
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"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women. I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "Agreed. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!" Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference | |||
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"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women. I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "Dam i had my hopes up then angelic  xx | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference " I’m going to flirt with you now. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!" There needs to be a drooly face emoji! | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello!" I love you. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! I love you. " It’s only natural. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference I’m going to flirt with you now. " Not if I flirt with you first. Maybe I already did. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference I’m going to flirt with you now. Not if I flirt with you first. Maybe I already did." We should marry now. | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference I’m going to flirt with you now. Not if I flirt with you first. Maybe I already did. We should marry now. " Not if I marry you first. No wait. Don’t stop loving me cause I’m bad at this  | |||
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"I bring pork pies to the table. And cheese. Hello! Pork pies and cheese is my sexual preference I’m going to flirt with you now. Not if I flirt with you first. Maybe I already did. We should marry now. Not if I marry you first. No wait. Don’t stop loving me cause I’m bad at this "I won’t. I may spank though.  | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx" I can bring ready bought cakes, as I can’t bake x | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx" You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good "Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx | |||
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"I bring: Enthusiasm Big arse General love for most folk Snacks Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus Clumsy awkward flirting And snacks, again" I think we may be soul mates   | |||
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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X " a smile | |||
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"I bring: Enthusiasm Big arse General love for most folk Snacks Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus Clumsy awkward flirting And snacks, again I think we may be soul mates "Come share my snacks and I’ll flirt clumsily with you. Xx | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx"This made me laugh so much! | |||
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Actually, family aside I've never met anyone with my heritage mix up before. So that and my curious neediness. | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much! "I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx | |||
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"I bring: Enthusiasm Big arse General love for most folk Snacks Erratic uninhibited dancing with a booty and hip focus Clumsy awkward flirting And snacks, again I think we may be soul mates
Come share my snacks and I’ll flirt clumsily with you. Xx"On my way... I'm bobbins at flirting with women so we could just kiss and cuddle...oh and snack | |||
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"I dunno. Everything has already been covered. Actually, family aside I've never met anyone with my heritage mix up before. So that and my curious neediness. "Can’t beat neediness. I adore anyone who’s needier than me! Don’t do curious though- leads to trouble! Viv xx | |||
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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X " Nothing I'm just me | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " True this. | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " You're missing in my life | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " It's just a bit of fun | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much!
I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx"What technique do you use for measuring the dryness of the crackers? A moisture meter or perhaps by loss on drying. Maybe you even have a special tongue that is calibrated to the amount of moisture a particular weight of cracker absorbs from it?? | |||
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"I'm in! If there is one thing I hate about the forums is the amount of crap about big versus slim women. I appreciate all but it doesnt mean I want to have sex with all haha "Ahh yes..choice! | |||
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"I'm a really big geek and I love to talk about anything and everything. " | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. It's just a bit of fun "Yeah sure they are. They always end up that way too... | |||
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"Well i guess ill be the first to respond. I dont have a huge amount of experience yet but id say im pretty kinky, im straight but curious about trans and do enioy playing with my arse and stuff and am able to selfsuck so theres that, im pretty big and quite tall and slim so yeah that about sums me up "Unique and lucky! | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream "Are you sharing? | |||
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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X I'm very weird "Me too..welcome us x | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " I appreciate you more and moreeee........ | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much!
I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx"Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. It's just a bit of fun
Yeah sure they are. They always end up that way too..."nice arse | |||
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"Hiya. Don't bring much, but love to appreciate and be appreciated." Simps is often the best x | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream
Are you sharing? "I thought you left | |||
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"An easy-going nature, no nonsense attitude, a few blonde moments, and a cracking pair of norks "Cracking | |||
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"Oh bloody hell totally misread the OP about what do I bring to the table...well I'm a crap cook so I'll supply the drinks "Drinks and your gorgeous naturally inclusive nature .. I'd have you round my table x | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream
Are you sharing?
I thought you left"I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am. | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream
Are you sharing?
I thought you left
I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am. "Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream
Are you sharing?
I thought you left
I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am.
Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream"Nora hasn’t confirmed whether or not she’s sharing yet..... | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation. Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life. Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring. | |||
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"Uniqueness
And Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream
Are you sharing?
I thought you left
I contemplated it, discussed it with friends, reflected on it.... and lo and behold, here I still am.
Did yeh aye, well pass a spoon I want in on this ice cream
Nora hasn’t confirmed whether or not she’s sharing yet..... "Nora won't have a choice if I get my paws on a spoon | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx" Yes! Welcome and nice one... Average and crazy | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation. Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life. Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring. "i personally thought it was a nice idea, specific themed threads always leave somebody out in the cold and often offended by it, whereas this thread includes us all as a group | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. It was a response to some of the more exclusive threads. More inclusive than a need for appreciation. Yeah, me neither.. I don't need anyone's approval. Nor is anything missing in my life. Welcome to you, me and our self assured ways. And everyone else with whatever they bring. i personally thought it was a nice idea, specific themed threads always leave somebody out in the cold and often offended by it, whereas this thread includes us all as a group "I thought it was a lovely gesture, OP. | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so. | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much!
I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx
What technique do you use for measuring the dryness of the crackers? A moisture meter or perhaps by loss on drying. Maybe you even have a special tongue that is calibrated to the amount of moisture a particular weight of cracker absorbs from it?? "Oh, it’s definitely all in the tongue. It’s very scientific. Always check the size of the cracker first- hence the weight part of the equation, because often an average cracker may actually be smaller or bigger than its counterpart- they don’t tell you that on the packet! You have to make sure that the tongue has a coating of saliva- choking from the onset is not the goal at all! Safety first! But make sure it’s an equal amount for each cracker! You pop the cracker into the mouth, no cheating, it has to be precise so all of the cracker has to go in. Working the tongue around the cracker, and I do have to admit, the inner cheeks will have to be used to their full potential too, you have to suck on the cracker until you have enough saliva, to stop the crackers from being dry. When the cracker becomes moist and becomes soft in the mouth, you then swallow. It’s all very complicated, but you have the satisfaction of recording the quantitative results of how long it takes. There are safety hazards of course- choking and gagging on a cracker, but for the sake of research, I feel that it’s something everyone should try. Dare I say it, but it could even be something enjoyed on masse, even have people watching! Sorry, know it’s probably bored you xx | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so. " This is so correct, I feel my personality shows more via the forum than it does by photo's. Also I like to chat to people that's not a bad thing | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so. "
Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated. | |||
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"Turkey dinosaurs." Is that what youre cooking there? I'd welcome you in my kitchen with your wee pinny on .. do you cook owt else? I mean, I accept your turkey dinos in the name of inclusivity .. but just checking?! | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.
Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated. "I’m not in the slightest taking it seriously. I mean, I even used the word boobie in my reply. | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.
Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated. "Yes, you are the one taking it seriously by insulting people saying they have something missing from their lives because they are joining in on a forum game.
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much!
I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx
Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me "Oh it is!! Lab coat too! Make it look even more official as everyone sucks on a cracker!! xx | |||
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"I’m boring, short, average, nothing like my pics and very reserved (that’s a stunt hussy we hire for the profile). I am crazy about Mr though, so that’s true x Viv xx You can get stunt hussies nowadays?? Who knew? Where did you get yours from? She looks very good
Just turned up at the door one day and asked if we needed a stunt hussy. I was shocked! But Mr liked her, so we agreed, although I have to be honest, I thought that this was a dance appreciation site, hadn’t realised it was one of them ones...you know, for grown up things (whispers...sex!) so I get why he hired her now. I only do missionary, on our anniversary, with a hole in the sheet for his widgy (sorry for using a naughty word) and the lights off!! xx
This made me laugh so much!
I’m unsure as to why? I’m being very serious. Actually, it’s part of what makes me so boring, I’m too serious. Humour goes over my head, and not just because I’m short. I just don’t get it But I do like to compare the weight to dryness ratio of crackers, it’s a fascinating hobby, and one that isn’t appreciated enough. So I shall bring crackers to the table xx
Hmm I'm not particularly tall either, and that sounds most rivetting. I'll bring my lab scales with me
Oh it is!! Lab coat too! Make it look even more official as everyone sucks on a cracker!! xx"Definitely can bring my lab coat to make it look more proper | |||
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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X I'm very weird "Yep but we think you are awesome anyway. | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. Oh stop being so negative. It's just lighthearted fun. Surely posting pictures of yourself to Fab is the same thing as posting on a thread like this? Are you missing something in your life because you post pictures of yourself for people to enjoy? No? I didn't think so.
Have you seen how seriously people take these threads. Always leads to insults. Pathetic. I don't really get your point. Totally unrelated.
Yes, you are the one taking it seriously by insulting people saying they have something missing from their lives because they are joining in on a forum game.
I never insulted you. I think you'll find you were the one to do that. ". Ok darling. | |||
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"Are you big, petite, medium sized, kinky, vanilla, straight, bi, single, gay, curious, do you have big breasts, small breasts, VWE, perfectly normal, extraordinary, short, tall, small, Transgender/sexual/fluid, totally mediocre, innocent, guilty, fluctuate between a few of these as the weather changes, rich, poor, daft, deep, a parent, not a parent, young, old, male female, something I haven't thought of, other, newbie, oldbie etc etc etc etc etc etc, This is the place to appreciate y'all. What do you .. in your uniqueness, bring to the table? X I'm very weird "Weird but lovely ... and very funny. | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. " I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that. Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that. Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread "lol | |||
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"I really don't need to be appreciated by a bunch of forum strangers. I just don't get the appreciation threads. Must be something missing in people's lives. I do agree with this, and the intention is noble. The forums are full of forum cliques and what ever the intent the same people will derail that. Like the thread writer have no interest in being appreciated or an attemp to be liked and popular. It is like being back at school sometimes jocks and cheerleaders. I comment on forums on issues that I feel strongly about or maybe help others, certainly not to gain any kind of notoriety or popularity. Love the intent of the OP but will ultimately end up as clique appreciation thread "It depends how you interpret it .. ultimately, for me, it's all welcome. That's the whole point of inclusivity.. AND it's not always comfortable for everyone. | |||
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"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.
Is that an opinion or actual knowledge? "Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs. | |||
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Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?
Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs. "A nomination in what ? But congratulations anyway whatever it is that you got nominated for | |||
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Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs.
A nomination in what ? But congratulations anyway whatever it is that you got nominated for "Thanks! | |||
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"Someone’s sore they didn’t get a nomination methinks.
Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?
Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs. "Oooh are you famous? Didn't realise it was oscar time again. | |||
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Is that an opinion or actual knowledge?
Well I only know my own knowledge and I got a nomination, so opinion. Obvs.
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"We want to feel included
Instant inclusion "Does that include me? If so will I be getting my invite to come check out your bunting soon? | |||
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Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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"I hope i bring joy x" I do too, always wanted a threesum | |||
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"I hope i bring joy x" In my humble opinion, you do! | |||
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"I hope i bring joy x" Always interesting posts | |||
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Instant inclusion
Does that include me? If so will I be getting my invite to come check out your bunting soon?"My bunting is pretty much hanging loose, open to persuasion | |||
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Check you out with your fancy potatoes.
I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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"I hope i bring joy x I do too, always wanted a threesum" Haha is this the only source of joy Mr Moriarty? | |||
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"I hope i bring joy x In my humble opinion, you do! " So do you. And reflective time too x | |||
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"I hope i bring joy x Always interesting posts "Thank you;-) | |||
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Check you out with your fancy potatoes.
I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert "tu affaiblis mes genoux! | |||
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"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in "Please dont feel like that | |||
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I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert
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Check you out with your fancy potatoes.
I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert
tu affaiblis mes genoux!
tu rends ma saucisse dure "I am swooning! je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre | |||
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Check you out with your fancy potatoes.
I can do a wicked cheese and pineapple hedgehog
Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert
tu affaiblis mes genoux!
tu rends ma saucisse dure
I am swooning!
je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre "Erm, excusez mois .. fuck about you two! I am swooning aussi! Is this a match made au paradis??!! | |||
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"Thanks OP, a thread I can feel part of instead of feeling I’m on the outside looking in "I understand it might feel like that .. but You can have a say in any thread! Go for it if you want to xxx | |||
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Oooh yummy! Ill wizz you up a gaufres aux pommes de terre et dinosaures de dinde aux haricots
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oh oui mademoiselle, peut-être moi pour le désert
tu affaiblis mes genoux!
tu rends ma saucisse dure
I am swooning!
je voudrais te grimper comme un arbre
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"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask? "Haha hello Mr Popular;) | |||
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"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask? "Hey hope CG is grand.. Fancy accompanying to this inclusive thread??? xx | |||
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"Hey - this is Chunky - need you ask?
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There is many of them x
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