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how to reduce the male population on FAB
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By *nne Callan OP Woman
over a year ago
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Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or project a hologram of a naked woman beckoning them to come to her on the edge of a cliff, what will then happen is like the scene from Ice Age with the Dodos  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today) "
If I get a message first I would think it was a guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont believe all these claims by the women on here that they dont like the fancy a fuck messages, I'd be flattered if I was a breeder. I'm gonna have to test this first hand and start sending fancy a fuck messages to local women. I will report back with my "true" findings  |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today) "
. Great idea. I hate it when we get those |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
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"Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?
Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB
The genuine three? I'm so hurt!  "
There are more than 3 genuine Ladies on FAB. The real ones you can enjoy a Social with, play with or even if no play still have polite contact with about FAB, swinging etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about all of the bi guys send the straight guys cock pics and ask if they fancy a bum?
It might scare a few off, but then again, there is fab straight...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled.... "
Look for the red dot on your mid section  |
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How desperate must some people be to send a fancy a fuck message when the only basic information they have is the profile says its a Woman of a certain age/size
I recon 90% of the people who send these messages would shit themselves if the person said ok lets meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled.... "
If you came out dress as your profile pic. You might be sucked at gunpoint.
Ps. I hold no responsibility if you take this fantasy as fact. |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section "
Scary imagery. |
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"Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today) "
I've had a few of those. All from men. Never sent one though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them. 
Still swing though?"
If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure |
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"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.
Still swing though?
If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure "
That sounds quite specific for a hypothetical situation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.
Still swing though?
If that involves me tying you to a chair whilst I sit on another's large cock and then possibly make you suck it clean after ,then yes sure
That sounds quite specific for a hypothetical situation "
Just popped into my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell them all you love them and want to marry them and have babies and never ever ever ever want to leave them.
that'll work. Nice knowing you all. Have fun "
Come baaaaaaaack....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay. Which six would we allow to live though ?
Six would mean two each for all the genuine female profiles on FAB
The genuine three? I'm so hurt!
Sound like my type of people!
There are more than 3 genuine Ladies on FAB. The real ones you can enjoy a Social with, play with or even if no play still have polite contact with about FAB, swinging etc"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section "
No forehead, has be a head shot! |
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section
No forehead, has be a head shot! "
There's no messing with these fab women.
Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section
No forehead, has be a head shot!
There's no messing with these fab women.
Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through! "
We’ll huff & we’ll puff until ......... |
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This is why I don't go travelling!
A night in with my new Turkish in-laws (just the women). They were moaning that they were not yet on mains drains for water and sewage.
A flippant remark from me, was go on sex strike until the men of village connected them up. My husband months later sent me a newspaper article saying they were all connected and the husbands were finally having sex!
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"Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today) "
Funny that I have had those messages a few time..... odd they never reply to my replies  |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section
No forehead, has be a head shot! "
Oh that's harsh. |
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"Hi ladies
I have figured out how to reduce the male population on fab a bit. we should send out FANCY A FUCK messages to men. They would be so suprised they would have a heart attack.
(sorry gents couldnt resist. Ive had 3 fancy a fuck messages today) "
We could send out hitmen with duct tape to wheech all the dickpic guys and ship them to a deserted island with no internet. |
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"Paranoid about going outside now in case there is a fab female lurking with a high power rifle after identifying that I am to be culled....
Look for the red dot on your mid section
No forehead, has be a head shot!
There's no messing with these fab women.
Retreats to the snug where the fire is on and there are no windows to be shot through!
We’ll huff & we’ll puff until ........."
Help!! I'm sure I just heard footsteps in my office above. Someone is obviously not in  mode |
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