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Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
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over a year ago
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I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved  , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons  , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it |
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"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it
Sore minky not minty  "
That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I was filmed yesterday busting some moves on the dance floor which was unceremoniously filmed then put on the work whatsapp chat group. Piss taking hasn't yet stopped  |
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over a year ago
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"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it
Sore minky not minty
That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince "
It was so funny at the time but the next morning it hurt to put my pants on |
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over a year ago
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"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
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I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.
Top 5 highlights include
Trying to kiss my boss
Falling over in front of my boss
Flashing my bum to my boss
Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him
Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved |
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"I’m never on my best behaviour when drink is involved , I’ve done all sorts over the year, the best was a few years ago when I d*unkenly slid doesn’t the bannister in Spoons , I had a sore minty for days as I didn’t realise in my d*unken state it had bumps all the way down it
Sore minky not minty
That made me cross my legs involuntarily and wince
It was so funny at the time but the next morning it hurt to put my pants on "
Jeez..me and you would so be in trouble together |
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"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.
Top 5 highlights include
Trying to kiss my boss
Falling over in front of my boss
Flashing my bum to my boss
Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him
Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved "
I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky |
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"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.
Top 5 highlights include
Trying to kiss my boss
Falling over in front of my boss
Flashing my bum to my boss
Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him
Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved
I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky "
Sounds good. If you don’t mind a total liability tagging along |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.
Top 5 highlights include
Trying to kiss my boss
Falling over in front of my boss
Flashing my bum to my boss
Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him
Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved "
Social grenade indeed! |
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"Who goes and if you do are you on good behaviour.
Ever done anything you've regretted come Monday?
A woman next to me was so pissed she completely missed the chair, arms and legs flailing in the air.
But the lap dance the year before (not by me) was the best.
I am an absolute social grenade so yeah I always cringe come Monday.
Top 5 highlights include
Trying to kiss my boss
Falling over in front of my boss
Flashing my bum to my boss
Telling a guy that I always fancied him- he wasn’t actually with us and I’d never met him
Spilling my soup down myself. This is was before drink was involved
I am belly laughing. you need to come out with me and Cheeky
Sounds good. If you don’t mind a total liability tagging along "
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It’s our next week. Starts off well and in good humour but a group of us leave when the carnage starts - all of our directors will be there. It’s not a pretty sight and I’d rather not be remembered for my d*unken antics at the annual Christmas party! I’ll leave that trophy for someone else |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well
Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf
Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning
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"Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well
Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf
Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning
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OMG that's quite a night |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Telling an intern after she accused me of looking at her boobs that I was and her bum was quite nice as well
Drinking vodka with a friend we got a bit touchy feely, but she had a bf
Drinking so much vodka I don’t remember post midnight and have visions of me going in to night club paying entrance feel with credit card - woke up in the morning tux round my ankles, cock out, in hotel sick down the window - had the shakes all the next morning
OMG that's quite a night "
It wasn’t the same night I think it was 2 different nights  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont go out with work anymore, mainly because I make such a twat out of myself.
I went out with all the drs one night and thought it funny to tit wank a huge beer garden umbrella, then flashed my tits, rained out some unsavoury truth bombs on everyone and my partner at the time found me wandering my house with only my shoes on and a piece of toast in each hand.  |
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Not me (THANKFULLY) back in the early 00s
I remember at one works do; watching the boss get a hand job and sloppy teenage snog from my team leader, while her shell shocked new husband watched in...
Oh and someone shat in a sink in the ladies.
Me, I'm very tame at works dos |
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The company one was last night, and I was sober so very well behaved - even if I drink I just get a bit tipsy and try and get everyone to dance.
Team ones are a different story - there are things that will never be spoken of from team nights out!  |
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"I dont go out with work anymore, mainly because I make such a twat out of myself.
I went out with all the drs one night and thought it funny to tit wank a huge beer garden umbrella, then flashed my tits, rained out some unsavoury truth bombs on everyone and my partner at the time found me wandering my house with only my shoes on and a piece of toast in each hand. "
I'm impressed that you made toast |
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"The company one was last night, and I was sober so very well behaved - even if I drink I just get a bit tipsy and try and get everyone to dance.
Team ones are a different story - there are things that will never be spoken of from team nights out! "
I love a team night out..go on you can tell us ..your fab team |
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I’d go if my boss wasn’t such a complete bell-end and I trusted myself to keep my mouth shut.
The more I think about my job, 90% of my salary goes towards not pushing him down the stairs and only 10% towards producing work |
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"I’d go if my boss wasn’t such a complete bell-end and I trusted myself to keep my mouth shut.
The more I think about my job, 90% of my salary goes towards not pushing him down the stairs and only 10% towards producing work"
There must be lots of people who unload a few home truths after a couple of bevvies. Best not to go eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll prolly get pissed and have a good laugh, maybe fall over and have everyone laugh at me but that's ok. I won't do anything to jeopardize my job.
I've never done anything I regret at a works do. |
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