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There i was in the shower, having a wet shave, triple blade razor. Razor needed rinsing i needed a pee. 20 seconds later, sorted.
It gets better, i recruited a new member too. Guy next to me is shaving his chest, i'm shaving my balls. I said "have you got a date tonight?". "Oh aye" he says, "have you?" "Better still "i said "i have a meet lined up."
"What's one of them" he asks. "It's like a date but hopefully including a good shag" i said.
So i then proceeded to tell him of the site, it's nuances and details.
"Can anyone join" he asks "and what do i need?"
"Yep. Anyone can, it's free to join and all you will need is :
1. a made up user name
2. a variety of cock pics lifted of the internet, some large, to appeal to as many ladies as possible, and
3. a lengthy and explicit copy n paste message to ensure you're inundated with hot women from the off.
So, to the recent meet who said i was fucking useless, ha ha think again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?
He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts.....  "
There was another bloke there..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You shave your balls at an open shower at the gym?
He needs someone to hold up his cock while he concentrates on shaving his nuts..... "
Actually I need two...;-)
(One to hold the magnifying glass...  ) |
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"so you and jim,were in the shower,shaving each others balls,
whilst participating in a little watersports.
congratulations,i think you've found your soul mate. "
now u have made me lol...
i need to join a gym |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
In my managerial reviewing head,,
Dear mushy ..
Id like to laud your efforts in taking every opportunity to positively promote the site.... I'd also like you to take the chance to take my feedback on board ..
1. Men far outweigh the ladies and couples on fab... please look for opportunities in the demagraphics that are under represented., you have my permission to shave in the female changing area, if the ladies scream and security is called please mention my name..
2, if you're going to recruit from over represented groups, please ensure they are non gym going, buff , sweet smelling, shaven adonises.. ( for reference purposes use rab c nesbit as your model )
Thanks once again from all the guys on fab , whos task is now just that bit harder... !! 
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
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There i was in the shower, having a wet shave, triple blade razor. Razor needed rinsing i needed a pee. 20 seconds later, sorted.
It gets better, i recruited a new member too. Guy next to me is shaving his chest, i'm shaving my balls. I said "have you got a date tonight?". "Oh aye" he says, "have you?" "Better still "i said "i have a meet lined up."
"What's one of them" he asks. "It's like a date but hopefully including a good shag" i said.
So i then proceeded to tell him of the site, it's nuances and details.
"Can anyone join" he asks "and what do i need?"
"Yep. Anyone can, it's free to join and all you will need is :
1. a made up user name
2. a variety of cock pics lifted of the internet, some large, to appeal to as many ladies as possible, and
3. a lengthy and explicit copy n paste message to ensure you're inundated with hot women from the off.
So, to the recent meet who said i was fucking useless, ha ha think again.
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useless...you were talking again wasnt you...what have i told you |
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