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over a year ago
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What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich. |
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"What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich."
The magic of the cock beat you to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.
The magic of the cock beat you to it "
I lost the duel
Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?
 
. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy "
Oh. Yes then. All the time  |
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"What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.
The magic of the cock beat you to it
I lost the duel
Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery"
Yeah, you need to learn how to swallow pork swords as your first lesson |
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"What is it? Something to do with a wizards sleeve?
. What is it then? Explain. Another fab thing I’ve never heard of?!
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
Oh. Yes then. All the time "
I feel all funny, your not casting one on me are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope it’s working on you OP 
I’m under your spell Cheeky
Faf
Spaff
Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy "
Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please? 
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy "
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope it’s working on you OP
I’m under your spell Cheeky
Faf
Spaff
Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy
Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!"
Don’t worry Nora my fanny will make him pay |
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously? "
Muggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Muggle"
Sorry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Muggle"
Chuckles |
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously? "
Just by looking good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope it’s working on you OP
I’m under your spell Cheeky
Faf
Spaff
Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy
Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!
Don’t worry Nora my fanny will make him pay "
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"I hope it’s working on you OP
I’m under your spell Cheeky
Faf
Spaff
Will you spaff over the new underwear my fanny got you to buy
Will you two get a room ffs!! I’ll even pay!"
Yeah, Nora’s paying............... threesome |
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"Mine's cursed if that counts.
Now, this is a different type of vagina we’re talking about here. I feel the curse can only be released and counteracted with some cock wizardry "
The cock owner gets cursed if he doesn't use the correct counter curse before contact with the cursed vagina. |
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"Mine can make a guy believe he has made me orgasm 7 times "
Now this the type of vagina wizardry is what us guys need to be really careful with. If help is needed in the shape of a wand to achieve a real orgasm then so be it. But this must only be undertaken with extreme caution |
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"Mine's cursed if that counts.
Now, this is a different type of vagina we’re talking about here. I feel the curse can only be released and counteracted with some cock wizardry
The cock owner gets cursed if he doesn't use the correct counter curse before contact with the cursed vagina."
Jeez, I’ve only ever read this type of cursed wizardry in a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good "
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then...... |
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then...... "
But have you used it to your advantage yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet? "
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office ....... "
There’s over the counter potions available for unwanted wafting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
There’s over the counter potions available for unwanted wafting "
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office ....... "
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted "
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm. |
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm. "
Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.
Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.
Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts"
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.
Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts
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It only hurts cause we’re always succumbed by them |
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"Do we have an official definition yet please?
Your vagina putting a spell on a guy
How does one go about casting such a spell? Or does the magic just flutter from the vagina spontaneously?
Just by looking good
Christ I’m casting spells left right and centre today then......
But have you used it to your advantage yet?
Erm. Well a male colleague made me a cup of tea earlier today. Could have been my vaginal spell fumes wafting around the office .......
This type of female wizardry cannot be counteracted
I’m a master at it. When I want a cuppa but can’t be arsed moving from my desk, I just crank up the vagina wizardry dial a bit and walk around to waft the fumes in my male colleague’s direction. Works a charm.
Please can you stop saying “vaginal fumes wafting” it hurts
It only hurts cause we’re always succumbed by them "
Does anyone else have an image of Luciejo walking around the office with guys floating behind her like the bistokids advert? I need to lay down |
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work
Ah but some better than others "
This is true, but they all work to some degree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work "
This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all.... |
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work
Ah but some better than others
This is true, but they all work to some degree "
If I'm casting a vaginal wizardry spell (that's hard to say) ..I want them utterly captivated
I want tea and biscuits
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work
This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all.... "
You’ve finally cracked it LucieJo. I think you’ve been pulling our plonkers all along and your the Master Vaginal Wizard |
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work
Ah but some better than others
This is true, but they all work to some degree
If I'm casting a vaginal wizardry spell (that's hard to say) ..I want them utterly captivated
I want tea and biscuits
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Do you take sugar? |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
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This is beautifully put. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
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Ahh )) |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put. "
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it's the camel toe isn't it..vaginal wizardry at its best
It comes in many forms. Some don’t show it at all. Some show their tits. All variants work
This made me think of my partner struggling to have a conversation with me while I’m naked or if he gets a glimpse of my nakedness (e.g. at the top of the stairs with a towel around me while he’s stood at the bottom). He calls it his “kryptonite” and seems literally sucked in as if by magic (I have to put my knickers on before he’ll speak to me). Maybe there is some sort of vaginal witchcraft going on after all....
You’ve finally cracked it LucieJo. I think you’ve been pulling our plonkers all along and your the Master Vaginal Wizard "
Busted.... that’s me. |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye "
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry |
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"What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.
The magic of the cock beat you to it
I lost the duel
Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery"
This made me giggle...im such a child x |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry "
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"What about cock conjuring?
I was going to start this thread!
If you could do minge magic, what would you conjure up?
I’d make myself a really decent sandwich.
The magic of the cock beat you to it
I lost the duel
Need to get myself back to hogwart’s school of twatcraft and dickery
This made me giggle...im such a child x"
Ah me too |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
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I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry "
What was running down your face this morning then |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then "
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss "
It was fanny juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss
It was fanny juice "
Does your milkman deliver that to you |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss
It was fanny juice
Does your milkman deliver that to you "
No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss
It was fanny juice
Does your milkman deliver that to you
No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops "
I’ll give you a few drops of something |
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"My vagina is both art and magic. A multi dimensional vortex, a swirling mass of ecstacy, a crossing point between the energy fields of bliss and connection.
Wizards are male. My vagina doesn't do wizardry..
Just pure Enchantment
This is beautifully put.
Yes, I shed a little tear from my japs eye
Why can’t you use your own eyes to cry
I’m a man, real men don’t eye cry
What was running down your face this morning then
That was a collection of mystical dew drops from a vortex of swirling bliss
It was fanny juice
Does your milkman deliver that to you
No, I have a lady that likes to give me a few drops
I’ll give you a few drops of something "
I’m yours |
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"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?
What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it
If you can do either you posses such skills "
The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out. |
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"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?
What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it
If you can do either you posses such skills
The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out. "
If your putting animals up there may I suggest a cock and a few hares |
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"Are there any ladies possessing such a talent in the forums?
What, like pulling a rabbit out of it? Or putting a rabbit into it
If you can do either you posses such skills
The latter. Although if it goes in, it must come out.
If your putting animals up there may I suggest a cock and a few hares "
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