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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself "

Just go with the flow love

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself "

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

Just go with the flow love "

Oh dear did I just piss on your parade hahaha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything "

Are you single by any chance?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

Just go with the flow love

Oh dear did I just piss on your parade hahaha "

Ok buy it yourself and sit at home eating chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

Just go with the flow love

Oh dear did I just piss on your parade hahaha

Ok buy it yourself and sit at home eating chocolates "

Why would I do that, when I can show it off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself "

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure my vagina has anything to do with it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all. "

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you."

Why just aimed at ladies. Some guys on fab like to dress in lingerie

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By *rallyFixated1Man  over a year ago

tipton

How dare these trollops be even out of the kitchen right?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all. "

I don’t intend for it to go anywhere pal it’s for all to post it’s not just my thread. And please don’t feel sorry me, it’s not your fault you don’t understand the irony of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you.

Why just aimed at ladies. Some guys on fab like to dress in lingerie "

Exactly

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you.

Why just aimed at ladies. Some guys on fab like to dress in lingerie "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

I don’t intend for it to go anywhere pal it’s for all to post it’s not just my thread. And please don’t feel sorry me, it’s not your fault you don’t understand the irony of it "

ok PAL!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

I don’t intend for it to go anywhere pal it’s for all to post it’s not just my thread. And please don’t feel sorry me, it’s not your fault you don’t understand the irony of it

ok PAL! "

Your welcome pal?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd tell him no sex for a week unless he buys it. Job (not) done.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'd tell him no sex for a week unless he buys it. Job (not) done. "

Well done Mavis, let’s just go with the flow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calm down boys

Your both very lickable

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I'd tell him no sex for a week unless he buys it. Job (not) done. "

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

I'd stamp my feet and throw myself on the floor screaming until he bought it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance? "

What has that got to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Calm down boys

Your both very lickable

"

I just find the word ‘pal’ very New York, it always makes me laugh. “Hey! C’mon pal! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!”

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

My vagina must be very wizardy (not as in sleeve) because I don't have to ask. Mr N would just buy it if I said I liked it.

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford

if i like it and i want it ill buy it. simples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd stamp my feet and throw myself on the floor screaming until he bought it. "

And a dildo

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Calm down boys

Your both very lickable

I just find the word ‘pal’ very New York, it always makes me laugh. “Hey! C’mon pal! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!” "

No, you felt the need for a dig and when you’ve realised the irony of the thread you’ve swapped the foundation of your post around the word pal. I love outing you ‘guys’

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"I'd stamp my feet and throw myself on the floor screaming until he bought it.

And a dildo "

Yep

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'd stamp my feet and throw myself on the floor screaming until he bought it.

And a dildo

Yep "

Was that you in Manchester last Thursday Keeley?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Calm down boys

Your both very lickable

I just find the word ‘pal’ very New York, it always makes me laugh. “Hey! C’mon pal! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!”

No, you felt the need for a dig and when you’ve realised the irony of the thread you’ve swapped the foundation of your post around the word pal. I love outing you ‘guys’ "

Ok, pal. Keep walkin’ huh?

I actually thought / think the thread is funny and a funny idea. But then the comments changed the angle of it and that’s what I felt sorry for. But ho-hum. Enjoy your high horse, pal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My vagina must be very wizardy (not as in sleeve) because I don't have to ask. Mr N would just buy it if I said I liked it."

You must put out often enough. Good wife.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

What’s that stench? Oh yeah, too much testosterone.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Calm down boys

Your both very lickable

I just find the word ‘pal’ very New York, it always makes me laugh. “Hey! C’mon pal! I’m walkin’ ‘ere!”

No, you felt the need for a dig and when you’ve realised the irony of the thread you’ve swapped the foundation of your post around the word pal. I love outing you ‘guys’

Ok, pal. Keep walkin’ huh?

I actually thought / think the thread is funny and a funny idea. But then the comments changed the angle of it and that’s what I felt sorry for. But ho-hum. Enjoy your high horse, pal. "

Keep digging

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I just buy it myself !

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"I'd stamp my feet and throw myself on the floor screaming until he bought it.

And a dildo

Yep

Was that you in Manchester last Thursday Keeley? "

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you."

So what cock wizardry did you have to do to get those pretty little boxers?

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By *cloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull

My trick is trying something on . . . Telling him I like it - if I like it he's knows it must be good because I'm very critical of myself. I then send him to the till with it whilst I get dressed & oops - forget to give him my card! Works every time

If It's on line I just use his card anyway!!

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By *andKBCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Vagina... pfft!! I'm a brat!! I'm gonna have a tantrum till he gives in or buy it myself haha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you.

So what cock wizardry did you have to do to get those pretty little boxers? "

I just wait till Christmas and throw the old ones out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you."

MrD would buy it for me without me having to ask. He loves me in lingerie and has bought stuff for me. All I would have to do is say I like it and he would get it for me. My gratitide comes in all shapes and sizes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My trick is trying something on . . . Telling him I like it - if I like it he's knows it must be good because I'm very critical of myself. I then send him to the till with it whilst I get dressed & oops - forget to give him my card! Works every time

If It's on line I just use his card anyway!! "

That’s the spirit, and an honest account

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you.

MrD would buy it for me without me having to ask. He loves me in lingerie and has bought stuff for me. All I would have to do is say I like it and he would get it for me. My gratitide comes in all shapes and sizes "

I can very much relate to this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Vagina... pfft!! I'm a brat!! I'm gonna have a tantrum till he gives in or buy it myself haha"

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies. "

I'm often the voice of reason, but these are the moments I love the forum for

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies.

I'm often the voice of reason, but these are the moments I love the forum for "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance? "

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies.

I'm often the voice of reason, but these are the moments I love the forum for

Me too "

Oh now that is ironic

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat. "

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies.

I'm often the voice of reason, but these are the moments I love the forum for

Me too

Oh now that is ironic "

Beautifully so.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


" I don’t think this thread went the way the OP planned.

I feel sorry for people when this happens, sometimes. Sometimes people ask for it and others, not at all.

Then other times the OP doesn’t help themselves with the replies.

I'm often the voice of reason, but these are the moments I love the forum for

Me too

Oh now that is ironic

Beautifully so. "

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible "

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat. "

I think you missed the fun element of this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty."

What she said

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty."

£50, you won’t get many takers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you."

My bloke would notice it before I did and insist on dragging me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty."

Hahaha fucking awesome.. £50 must mean he was exceptional

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!! "

And I don’t care what you believe

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

And I don’t care what you believe "

Perfectly reasonable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty.

Hahaha fucking awesome.. £50 must mean he was exceptional "

What can I say, cock wizardry deserves recompense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fairplay op this post is bordering sexist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure my vagina has anything to do with it! "

Unless that's where you keep your debit card.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!! "

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure my vagina has anything to do with it!

Unless that's where you keep your debit card. "

Not sure contactless works that far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty."

You mean you go to work and earn your own money and dont have to rely on a man to buy you nice things?? Lmao

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Fairplay op this post is bordering sexist "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vagina wizardry? Like pulling a bunch of flowers out of it or a live dove? I'd probably be quite impressed if a saw that on the high street.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant "

Are you single by any chance?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty.

Hahaha fucking awesome.. £50 must mean he was exceptional

What can I say, cock wizardry deserves recompense "

Recompose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure my vagina has anything to do with it!

Unless that's where you keep your debit card.

Not sure contactless works that far "

Try climbing on the counter.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Vagina wizardry? Like pulling a bunch of flowers out of it or a live dove? I'd probably be quite impressed if a saw that on the high street."

I think some could pull a bit more out if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

Are you single by any chance? "

I'm recently out of an abusive relationship so go ahead and dig at me for being single

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

Are you single by any chance? "

I took it as a dig.

If I want something, I buy it.

If my partner wanted to buy me something, then he would.

My comment was that I wouldn't need to use trickery to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well this thread has certainly opened my eyes to some peoples stand point on equality.

What's next ... arresting people because of the colour of their skin?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

Are you single by any chance?

I'm recently out of an abusive relationship so go ahead and dig at me for being single "

Far from it, so I guess you wouldn’t like me to but you that sexy little number you like then?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well this thread has certainly opened my eyes to some peoples stand point on equality.

What's next ... arresting people because of the colour of their skin?"

No, it’s arresting people for not understanding a joke when it’s slapping them in the face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

Are you single by any chance?

I'm recently out of an abusive relationship so go ahead and dig at me for being single

Far from it, so I guess you wouldn’t like me to but you that sexy little number you like then?"

I can afford to buy lingerie myself. Thanks though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty."

You’re my hero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Far from it, so I guess you wouldn’t like me to but you that sexy little number you like then?"

You're really not doing yourself any favours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is such an outdated, mysogynistic view to have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Far from it, so I guess you wouldn’t like me to but you that sexy little number you like then?

You're really not doing yourself any favours "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this thread has certainly opened my eyes to some peoples stand point on equality.

What's next ... arresting people because of the colour of their skin?

No, it’s arresting people for not understanding a joke when it’s slapping them in the face "

Think that says more about your sense of humour than anyone elses... I have a sense on humour but my first thought when I saw this post that you are clearly a misogynist.

You'll deny it of course but it's how the post reads

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Why does the bloke have to buy it? I would just buy it myself

This

If I want something, I buy it.

I don't ask or need anyone to buy me anything

Are you single by any chance?

Guys always ask this as a form of insult, as if her being single makes her less than someone in a relationship.

Especially by those who cheat.

Oh dear it was asked in a way does she want me to buy her some if she’s single.

But I do thankyou for your input. It’s a great way to filter out the non compatible

I don’t believe that for a second. It was a dig!!

Of course it was Whether shes single or not is irrelevant

Are you single by any chance?

I took it as a dig.

If I want something, I buy it.

If my partner wanted to buy me something, then he would.

My comment was that I wouldn't need to use trickery to get it.

"

Well you shouldn’t nor was it a dig. The high horse brigade can gallop towards this thread as fast as they like with their PC values. It’s a lighthearted thread to promote a little satire. I welcome the do-gooders with open arms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it was slutty, chances are Lucky would have already earmarked it for me

And I can't wait to be able to use the phrase vagina wizardry. Could be a while though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Well this thread has certainly opened my eyes to some peoples stand point on equality.

What's next ... arresting people because of the colour of their skin?

No, it’s arresting people for not understanding a joke when it’s slapping them in the face

Think that says more about your sense of humour than anyone elses... I have a sense on humour but my first thought when I saw this post that you are clearly a misogynist.

You'll deny it of course but it's how the post reads "

You obviously don’t read what I post on other threads, but thanks for your input on misogyny. It’s truly struck a cord in my

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

Crikey, this got out of hand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Crikey, this got out of hand."

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway... "

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's as if woman have to flaunt their sexuality to get their partners to buy them anything because god forbid they would ever be able to buy anything themselves.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Crikey, this got out of hand."

Let me at em, let me at em

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"It's as if woman have to flaunt their sexuality to get their partners to buy them anything because god forbid they would ever be able to buy anything themselves."

Facepalm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended "

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse "

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended "

I mean, if you’d said “the man should always pay for stuff in a relationship” or something, I’d have jumped on the misogyny thing too. But this is about your fella buying you lingerie as a treat, right? My fella used to be deployed to Afghan and I’d quite often have deliveries from Love Honey arriving... I didn’t think “bastard thinks I can’t buy my own stuff!!”. I just went awwww how lovely.

Could just be me missing summat here......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing. "

It usually is

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse "

No it wasn’t love, you posted then waited for the cavalry to jump in as well. It’s fine jump in the waters lovely warm

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I'd probably clench my vagina a few times while he is balls deep in me. Blows his mind and he buys me whatever I want (she, the professional woman types).

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I'd probably clench my vagina a few times while he is balls deep in me. Blows his mind and he buys me whatever I want (she, the professional woman types)."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd probably clench my vagina a few times while he is balls deep in me. Blows his mind and he buys me whatever I want (she, the professional woman types)."

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing. "

Oh please I’ve been here long enough to fend off little sly digs from all angels. Now this is amusing

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing.

Oh please I’ve been here long enough to fend off little sly digs from all angels. Now this is amusing "

So defensive!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty.

Hahaha fucking awesome.. £50 must mean he was exceptional

What can I say, cock wizardry deserves recompense

Recompose "

No, recompense.

I didn’t find the OP to be either particularly offensive or funny, but the subsequent responses seemed bitter.

My reply was meant to be in jest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’d stay at home, eating chocolates, and spend my big fat salary whilst sat on my big fat -single- ass.

When the posty (or amazon drone) arrives, I’d take some smokin hot photos of me wearing my new panties, and I’d find some handsome destitute bloke to come fuck me senseless.

Then maybe I’d tuck a £50 in his boxers as he leaves, so he can buy himself something pretty.

Hahaha fucking awesome.. £50 must mean he was exceptional

What can I say, cock wizardry deserves recompense

Recompose

No, recompense.

I didn’t find the OP to be either particularly offensive or funny, but the subsequent responses seemed bitter.

My reply was meant to be in jest."

Yours made me laugh so thank you for that.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing.

Oh please I’ve been here long enough to fend off little sly digs from all angels. Now this is amusing

So defensive! "

What’s up? Your wizardry not working on me?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

I mean, if you’d said “the man should always pay for stuff in a relationship” or something, I’d have jumped on the misogyny thing too. But this is about your fella buying you lingerie as a treat, right? My fella used to be deployed to Afghan and I’d quite often have deliveries from Love Honey arriving... I didn’t think “bastard thinks I can’t buy my own stuff!!”. I just went awwww how lovely.

Could just be me missing summat here...... "

As always context is everything though, that's the thing.

The op is worded vague and poorly. Possibly intentionally, or naturally. It can easily be taken either way based on wording.

"your bloke" implies in a relationship, but the rest of it is essentially worded as having to manipulate a man in to buying things for you. Regardless of intent the way something is worded goes a long way to defending that intent.

Your example, you partner is buying you things correct. He is doing it due to the lack on contact, so to speak. But you are in no way manipulating him in to buying you things.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

I mean, if you’d said “the man should always pay for stuff in a relationship” or something, I’d have jumped on the misogyny thing too. But this is about your fella buying you lingerie as a treat, right? My fella used to be deployed to Afghan and I’d quite often have deliveries from Love Honey arriving... I didn’t think “bastard thinks I can’t buy my own stuff!!”. I just went awwww how lovely.

Could just be me missing summat here......

As always context is everything though, that's the thing.

The op is worded vague and poorly. Possibly intentionally, or naturally. It can easily be taken either way based on wording.

"your bloke" implies in a relationship, but the rest of it is essentially worded as having to manipulate a man in to buying things for you. Regardless of intent the way something is worded goes a long way to defending that intent.

Your example, you partner is buying you things correct. He is doing it due to the lack on contact, so to speak. But you are in no way manipulating him in to buying you things. "

Jeez?? Your so far off the mark and out of touch with satire it’s painful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

I mean, if you’d said “the man should always pay for stuff in a relationship” or something, I’d have jumped on the misogyny thing too. But this is about your fella buying you lingerie as a treat, right? My fella used to be deployed to Afghan and I’d quite often have deliveries from Love Honey arriving... I didn’t think “bastard thinks I can’t buy my own stuff!!”. I just went awwww how lovely.

Could just be me missing summat here......

As always context is everything though, that's the thing.

The op is worded vague and poorly. Possibly intentionally, or naturally. It can easily be taken either way based on wording.

"your bloke" implies in a relationship, but the rest of it is essentially worded as having to manipulate a man in to buying things for you. Regardless of intent the way something is worded goes a long way to defending that intent.

Your example, you partner is buying you things correct. He is doing it due to the lack on contact, so to speak. But you are in no way manipulating him in to buying you things. "

True, I’m not manipulating him into buying me things. But he’s also bought me plenty of things when we’ve walked past shop windows etc, not because I can’t afford it (I earn more than he does), and through manipulation, just because I like it and he’s lovely and he treats me. I’ve never once been offended at his suggestion to buy me something.

But I take your point about context and wording. I guess I read the vagina wizardry part as a light hearted joke on the OP’s part.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing.

Oh please I’ve been here long enough to fend off little sly digs from all angels. Now this is amusing

So defensive!

What’s up? Your wizardry not working on me? "

We both know that’s never been a problem.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

"

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

My comment was tongue in cheek too... you didn’t do yourself any favours in how you reacted. Most reacted in jest...so please get off your high horse

This. It’s the give it but can’t take it that’s so amusing.

Oh please I’ve been here long enough to fend off little sly digs from all angels. Now this is amusing

So defensive!

What’s up? Your wizardry not working on me?

We both know that’s never been a problem. "

Really??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon darling OP, did you get me the little sexy number I sent you a picture of this morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes "

You keep on saying this is satire Yet you are being incredibly belligerent in your replies to people. You could have answered in jest.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway...

LucieJo you must of missed all the high horses that pulled up at the start of the thread it’s OK I welcome them, the thread isn’t mine it’s for all.

BTW you obviously read the OP as it was intended

I mean, if you’d said “the man should always pay for stuff in a relationship” or something, I’d have jumped on the misogyny thing too. But this is about your fella buying you lingerie as a treat, right? My fella used to be deployed to Afghan and I’d quite often have deliveries from Love Honey arriving... I didn’t think “bastard thinks I can’t buy my own stuff!!”. I just went awwww how lovely.

Could just be me missing summat here......

As always context is everything though, that's the thing.

The op is worded vague and poorly. Possibly intentionally, or naturally. It can easily be taken either way based on wording.

"your bloke" implies in a relationship, but the rest of it is essentially worded as having to manipulate a man in to buying things for you. Regardless of intent the way something is worded goes a long way to defending that intent.

Your example, you partner is buying you things correct. He is doing it due to the lack on contact, so to speak. But you are in no way manipulating him in to buying you things.

True, I’m not manipulating him into buying me things. But he’s also bought me plenty of things when we’ve walked past shop windows etc, not because I can’t afford it (I earn more than he does), and through manipulation, just because I like it and he’s lovely and he treats me. I’ve never once been offended at his suggestion to buy me something.

But I take your point about context and wording. I guess I read the vagina wizardry part as a light hearted joke on the OP’s part. "

Exactly. That is pretty much the phrase in conflict. It is poorly used in such a post.

Again your examples you have not coerced him in to doing these things, he is not being manipulated through guilt, or promise of sex, or anything. I guess love is a form of involuntary manipulation but that's a whole othwr topic in itself. He is choosing to buy you things because he wants to do something nice.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon darling OP, did you get me the little sexy number I sent you a picture of this morning "

P.s, can I face sit Friday on you in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes "

Yes an absolutly amazing filter tool

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes "

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't believe there's still sexist views when we're nearly in 2020 ... Wow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though. "

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Afternoon darling OP, did you get me the little sexy number I sent you a picture of this morning "

Of course I did, and am I still on for that ‘favour’?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

You keep on saying this is satire Yet you are being incredibly belligerent in your replies to people. You could have answered in jest. "

Sorry, I’ll sit back and let the pack attack. I’m going sitting in a dark corner now till you say I come back out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves "

When you posting it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon darling OP, did you get me the little sexy number I sent you a picture of this morning

Of course I did, and am I still on for that ‘favour’? "

Only if you show me your tongue

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up. "

It’s more the defended bolshiness in responses to anyone not providing the answer wanted that I found eye roll worthy and amusing. I rather like the phrase vagina wizardry.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves

When you posting it "

I am not an object you misandrist, well really!!

(((Do me a favour (my fire needs cleaning out(if you know what I mean) and it’s all yours)))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

It’s more the defended bolshiness in responses to anyone not providing the answer wanted that I found eye roll worthy and amusing. I rather like the phrase vagina wizardry. "

It does have a nice ring to it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

It’s more the defended bolshiness in responses to anyone not providing the answer wanted that I found eye roll worthy and amusing. I rather like the phrase vagina wizardry. "

Ahh. See I just read the OP and interpreted it in a semi amused way. Especially the vagina wizardry part.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves

When you posting it

I am not an object you misandrist, well really!!

(((Do me a favour (my fire needs cleaning out(if you know what I mean) and it’s all yours)))"

Is that Wizardry you’re trying on me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though. "

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves

When you posting it

I am not an object you misandrist, well really!!

(((Do me a favour (my fire needs cleaning out(if you know what I mean) and it’s all yours)))

Is that Wizardry you’re trying on me "

Wang wizardry (5 points to hufflepuff)

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up. "

Wizardry is a high level of skill at something. A clever achievement of creation when it is not understood how it has been done.

It is still a case of manipulation is it not? To coerce or persuade somebody to do something for you. I'm the example of the op, you would be using your skill with a vagina to manipulate a man to buying you something. Be it a stranger or a partner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m genuinely confused ... I thought the OP was just about your partner treating you to a pressie? That’s how I read it anyway... "

Same.

That’s fab for ya!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself "

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

It’s more the defended bolshiness in responses to anyone not providing the answer wanted that I found eye roll worthy and amusing. I rather like the phrase vagina wizardry. "

No, other OP’s wither when the pack attacks. I on the other hand am quite happy to give back, I’m like that. I was brought up to with the values of giving back to others, community spirit and all that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the flip side to this. When I see something I want to buy I ask my wife If I can buy it. If she says yes I buy it. If she says no I buy it and hide it from her until she forgets about it.

However, I’ve got a lovely set of golf clubs hidden in the loft that I haven’t used yet. They’ve been there for nearly eight years now.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me. "

Wizardry - magic - tricks - trickary - manipulation. The wording connections are all there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The original post wasnt the issue it was the snide comments that followed that are the problem

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Christmas is cancelled so now you will all be treated to a picture of me in a corset. You brought this on yourselves

When you posting it

I am not an object you misandrist, well really!!

(((Do me a favour (my fire needs cleaning out(if you know what I mean) and it’s all yours)))

Is that Wizardry you’re trying on me

Wang wizardry (5 points to hufflepuff) "

I’ll try foof wizardry on you, look into my eyes and buy me a pint please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

Wizardry is a high level of skill at something. A clever achievement of creation when it is not understood how it has been done.

It is still a case of manipulation is it not? To coerce or persuade somebody to do something for you. I'm the example of the op, you would be using your skill with a vagina to manipulate a man to buying you something. Be it a stranger or a partner. "

A high level of skill at something that isn’t necessarily fully understood by the person on the receiving end could surely apply to a number of things though, that aren’t intended to be deliberately manipulative? Medical procedures for one? Psychological therapy? The patient might not fully and completely understand the ins and outs because they aren’t skilled in the way their doctor or therapist is, but isn’t being manipulated either. Totally different example, granted. But I just didn’t take coercion from that phrase, at all...

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

It’s more the defended bolshiness in responses to anyone not providing the answer wanted that I found eye roll worthy and amusing. I rather like the phrase vagina wizardry.

No, other OP’s wither when the pack attacks. I on the other hand am quite happy to give back, I’m like that. I was brought up to with the values of giving back to others, community spirit and all that "

Okay, except it read, to me, as you attacking first. You created the responses you’re blaming others for starting. Just my opinion.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Also, it isn’t necessarily “a pack” just because some people agree with each other.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me. "

LucieJo let the pack read into it whatever way they like. It’s a joke, it’s what we used to tell before everyone started being easily offended. Anyway its obviously been a successful thread that everyone has had their opportunity to be involved with be it positive or negative. Either way it’s promoted healthy debate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

Wizardry - magic - tricks - trickary - manipulation. The wording connections are all there. "

Do we not all coerce / manipulate in some way or another in every day life to get what we want or need (mostly unintentionally)? Dropping hints is one benign example.... manipulation can also mean attempting to influence another. This doesn’t necessarily always have to have dishonourable intentions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this? "

Yes it does

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"On the flip side to this. When I see something I want to buy I ask my wife If I can buy it. If she says yes I buy it. If she says no I buy it and hide it from her until she forgets about it.

However, I’ve got a lovely set of golf clubs hidden in the loft that I haven’t used yet. They’ve been there for nearly eight years now. "

This is wizardry at the highest level

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this? "

Haha nah I think it looks mighty fine

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Anyway who has a magic vagina?

What tricks can it do?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

Wizardry - magic - tricks - trickary - manipulation. The wording connections are all there. "

So when you show a ‘magic’ trick to a kid you’re manipulating them. Please, your embarrassing yourself now

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this?

Yes it does "

Ooh the truth it slices like a rapier but before you skip away to join battle fair miss of the mist that missed, have you seen my wizards sleeve?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

LucieJo let the pack read into it whatever way they like. It’s a joke, it’s what we used to tell before everyone started being easily offended. Anyway its obviously been a successful thread that everyone has had their opportunity to be involved with be it positive or negative. Either way it’s promoted healthy debate "

Healthy, I’ve taken up smoking reading this and on my 6th packet of popcorn

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Anyway who has a magic vagina?

What tricks can it do? "

Mine can make a cock disappear.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The original post wasnt the issue it was the snide comments that followed that are the problem "

So you don’t want a matching lingerie set then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

Wizardry - magic - tricks - trickary - manipulation. The wording connections are all there.

Do we not all coerce / manipulate in some way or another in every day life to get what we want or need (mostly unintentionally)? Dropping hints is one benign example.... manipulation can also mean attempting to influence another. This doesn’t necessarily always have to have dishonourable intentions. "

Another example - when I train a room full of people at work I’m attempting from the outset to influence their way of thinking and their approach to what they do (hopefully in a positive direction!) Am I manipulating them, or training them? Interesting question...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this?

Yes it does

Ooh the truth it slices like a rapier but before you skip away to join battle fair miss of the mist that missed, have you seen my wizards sleeve? "

Yes, it’s in the laundry basket

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Anyway who has a magic vagina?

What tricks can it do?

Mine can make a cock disappear. "

Is that from shrivelling in fear?

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

I wonder what the definition of vagina wizardry is? I googled it.... to no avail. Something about Harry Potter popped up.

Wizardry is a high level of skill at something. A clever achievement of creation when it is not understood how it has been done.

It is still a case of manipulation is it not? To coerce or persuade somebody to do something for you. I'm the example of the op, you would be using your skill with a vagina to manipulate a man to buying you something. Be it a stranger or a partner.

A high level of skill at something that isn’t necessarily fully understood by the person on the receiving end could surely apply to a number of things though, that aren’t intended to be deliberately manipulative? Medical procedures for one? Psychological therapy? The patient might not fully and completely understand the ins and outs because they aren’t skilled in the way their doctor or therapist is, but isn’t being manipulated either. Totally different example, granted. But I just didn’t take coercion from that phrase, at all... "

The point is not so much about the word though. I have still pointed out the connections of the wording used it is in the manner of which the word is used though.

It is the act of using something you can do to your advantage to get a man to buy you something.

Instead of him just asking do you want it and you saying yes. Or you asking and him saying yes.

Tltske away all unecissary wording and he question on question... is essentially saying "how do you use your vagina to get a man to buy you something". That right there no matter you look at implies a form of persuasive action, which is a form of manipulation.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Anyway who has a magic vagina?

What tricks can it do?

Mine can make a cock disappear.

Is that from shrivelling in fear? "

Pretty much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyway who has a magic vagina?

What tricks can it do? "

I can’t say but it may involve ping pong balls

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Also, it isn’t necessarily “a pack” just because some people agree with each other. "

No, it’s a pack love. You know how it works on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this? "

Does mine? Lmao

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Also, it isn’t necessarily “a pack” just because some people agree with each other.

No, it’s a pack love. You know how it works on here "

You believe what you need to.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this?

Yes it does

Ooh the truth it slices like a rapier but before you skip away to join battle fair miss of the mist that missed, have you seen my wizards sleeve?

Yes, it’s in the laundry basket "

((Look you are making this really hard to keep medieval fantasy, just saying))

Ah woven with your fair hands as you sat over yonder by the river. Do not get trampled by the knights my heart, or seduced by shield maiden, I’ve two sets of socks to darn and someone needs to explain what a figgin is

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"and you walk past a shop window display that has a sexy little number that you must have. What vagina wizardry do you use on your bloke that ensures he will buy it for you."

None.

I'd buy it myself.

No bloke to hog the bed too. Win/Win.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m just mad I have no one to practise my vulva-witchcraft on.

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"I’m just mad I have no one to practise my vulva-witchcraft on."

I’m more a cunt commander.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Also, it isn’t necessarily “a pack” just because some people agree with each other.

No, it’s a pack love. You know how it works on here

You believe what you need to. "

Are you part of the pack? Clique?

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Also, it isn’t necessarily “a pack” just because some people agree with each other.

No, it’s a pack love. You know how it works on here

You believe what you need to.

Are you part of the pack? Clique?"

Yes dear.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Minge marauder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And lo in the distance I hear a trumpet calling, the thunder of hooves as the men of iron crest the hill and the rumble of the earth as the bare foot maidens with shields of hope, skip and dance to war. The forum is under attack, come defenders pick a side and fight for out of context phrases, emotionally charged baggage and a nascent disappointment with life.

Cry havoc one and all but before you enter battle..... does my bum look big in this?

Yes it does

Ooh the truth it slices like a rapier but before you skip away to join battle fair miss of the mist that missed, have you seen my wizards sleeve?

Yes, it’s in the laundry basket

((Look you are making this really hard to keep medieval fantasy, just saying))

Ah woven with your fair hands as you sat over yonder by the river. Do not get trampled by the knights my heart, or seduced by shield maiden, I’ve two sets of socks to darn and someone needs to explain what a figgin is"

I’ll get the electric sewing machine out for your socks oh dear heart and then we’ll watch “ Monty Python” on that magic screen the wizard gave us

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling


"The initial OP, contained the words 'vagina trickery'

Which implied to me, and obviously others, that us women need to offer incentives for a man to buy us something.

I have no problem with my partner buying me gifts, if he chooses, not because I'd coerced him into it.

No. It contained the words ‘vagina wizardry’ What your reply does show is that you don’t read what men write nor do you understand humour and satire. The forums really are a great filter tool sometimes

Still implies a form of coercion/manipulation though.

No, no it doesn’t. That’s what YOU choose to read not me, after all it WAS my OP. This really is a reflection of yourself

Just shows the different interpretations of a phrase. I related the phrase wizardry more to magic and perhaps charm, rather than coercion. If it had said “how would you manipulate the situation to ensure you got what you want?”; fair enough. But I just can’t find anything coercive in the phrase vagina wizardry... and google isn’t helping me.

Wizardry - magic - tricks - trickary - manipulation. The wording connections are all there.

So when you show a ‘magic’ trick to a kid you’re manipulating them. Please, your embarrassing yourself now "

Yes. Visual manipulation, you are "tricking" them in to seeing (and believing) what you want them to see. Manipulation is a many layered beast and is not limited to just emotional.

Manipulation is the form of doing something to get the outcome you desire.

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