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All aboard the mystery bus
Come on fabbers, please dont fuss.
SantAsh is coming to lift you all
And take you to the fabbers ball.
There will be drink and festive cakes
And some will bring tea and nice tray bakes.
But most importantly, bring your toys
To play with all the girls and boys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single man on here reveals his cock,
It’s a bit too much so straight to block.
Sits in the corner feeling ever so grumpy,
Claiming all women on here are fridged and frumpy.
This isn’t a poem about me, by the way!  |
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Here's a fun medieval one -
I have a gentle cock
Croweth me day;
He doth me risen early
My matins for to say.
I have a gentle cock
Comen he is of great;
His comb is of red corál
His tail is of jet.
I have a gentle cock
Comen he is of kind;
His comb is of red corál
His tail is of inde.
His legges been of azure
So gentle and so small;
His spurres are of silver white
Into the wortewale.
His eyen are of crystal
Locken all in amber;
And every night he percheth him
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