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Let's keep each other smiling today share your favourite joke
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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New here, thought I would pop my forum cherry after sitting in the bushes for a while.
I will start us off with a cheesy joke to get the thread going
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill.
They were Goodyears!
I can hear the groans now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An elderly couple is driving across the states from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia. At one point a cop pulls them over for speeding and approaches the car to talk to the wife, who is driving.
"Ma'am, I've pulled you over because you were speeding."
"What?!" the wife replies.
"HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING, SWEETHEART!" the husband yells. Clearly his wife was hard of hearing.
"Can I please see your license and registration?"
"What?!"
"HE NEEDS YOUR LICENSE, HONEY!"
So the woman hands her information to the cop, and he sees that she is from Pittsburgh.
"Oh, you're from Pittsburgh?" the cop said. "That just makes me think of this prostitute I got when I was out that way. Nastiest, sloppiest sex I've ever had in my life. I wouldn't have done that shit again if she paid me!"
"What?!"
"I THINK HE KNOWS YOU!!" |
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