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"made me stare made me sit in a monkeys chair   
Right dumb time.... what’s a monkey’s chair ?
A chair that a monkey sits in... ARE you sure you are not the tired one   "
Oh I’m tired, but this is fab, just making sure it’s not something I need to know or indeed the urge gets to bad I have to google which is never a good idea from here |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm looking. don't stare though, it's rude to stare.
Rude!
I'm not a piece of meat.
Really? You look like a rump of beef to me."
Okay fine, with talk like that you can stare. But no funny business! |
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"made me stare made me sit in a monkeys chair
Right dumb time.... what’s a monkey’s chair ?
A chair that a monkey sits in... ARE you sure you are not the tired one
Oh I’m tired, but this is fab, just making sure it’s not something I need to know or indeed the urge gets to bad I have to google which is never a good idea from here "
I agree. And should you choose to put Google to use, ahem..... do not Google space docking. |
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"made me stare made me sit in a monkeys chair
Right dumb time.... what’s a monkey’s chair ?
A chair that a monkey sits in... ARE you sure you are not the tired one
Oh I’m tired, but this is fab, just making sure it’s not something I need to know or indeed the urge gets to bad I have to google which is never a good idea from here
I agree. And should you choose to put Google to use, ahem..... do not Google space docking. "
That one I knew of before fab life, some of the words learnt since, I wish I’d had parental filters on my internet connection, forever damaged ! Haha |
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"I'm looking. don't stare though, it's rude to stare.
Rude!
I'm not a piece of meat.
Really? You look like a rump of beef to me.
Okay fine, with talk like that you can stare. But no funny business! "
Fiiinnneeee |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm looking. don't stare though, it's rude to stare.
Rude!
I'm not a piece of meat.
Really? You look like a rump of beef to me.
Okay fine, with talk like that you can stare. But no funny business!
Fiiinnneeee"
You forgot the eye roll! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haribos are gross!
For fuck sake Nora! There is controversial and then there are uncalled for, inhuman, and bigoted views like yours. That kind of talk is not welcome here. "
 . I’m sorry.
True though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haribos are gross!
For fuck sake Nora! There is controversial and then there are uncalled for, inhuman, and bigoted views like yours. That kind of talk is not welcome here. "
I agree. Nora, I think here ends our likeness and friendship......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haribos are gross!
For fuck sake Nora! There is controversial and then there are uncalled for, inhuman, and bigoted views like yours. That kind of talk is not welcome here.
I agree. Nora, I think here ends our likeness and friendship...... "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"There are sexier colours than white for tighties. 
For instance? "
*ponders*
Weeeell, I've recently discovered the joys of some probably overpriced, sheer ones that are black and snug so you get a good glimpse of the cock all hard and throbbing. They are amazing for seeing that beautiful precum trail because it glistens invitingly and you can see every last bit of rigidity of the cock straining against the fabric; the pulsating vein and the ever increasing stiffness as you tease them. I like those ones. A lot. In case it's not obvious.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are sexier colours than white for tighties.
For instance?
*ponders*
Weeeell, I've recently discovered the joys of some probably overpriced, sheer ones that are black and snug so you get a good glimpse of the cock all hard and throbbing. They are amazing for seeing that beautiful precum trail because it glistens invitingly and you can see every last bit of rigidity of the cock straining against the fabric; the pulsating vein and the ever increasing stiffness as you tease them. I like those ones. A lot. In case it's not obvious.
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I don’t think the black ones I’ve got quite live up to that billing. Maybe it was the tackle inside and resin wearing them that made them so appealing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are sexier colours than white for tighties.
For instance?
*ponders*
Weeeell, I've recently discovered the joys of some probably overpriced, sheer ones that are black and snug so you get a good glimpse of the cock all hard and throbbing. They are amazing for seeing that beautiful precum trail because it glistens invitingly and you can see every last bit of rigidity of the cock straining against the fabric; the pulsating vein and the ever increasing stiffness as you tease them. I like those ones. A lot. In case it's not obvious.
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Hmmmmm you now have me pondering too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to "
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains "
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork?"
I don't follow |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow "
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you..."
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on"
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!"
I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking "
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away."
I wouldn't even be mad if it did |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away.
I wouldn't even be mad if it did "
In that case... sorry I've been having an affair with your hand! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away.
I wouldn't even be mad if it did
In that case... sorry I've been having an affair with your hand! "
Left or right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away.
I wouldn't even be mad if it did
In that case... sorry I've been having an affair with your hand!
Left or right? "
And what did you pass it on, what does the orange stain indicate |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away.
I wouldn't even be mad if it did
In that case... sorry I've been having an affair with your hand!
Left or right?
And what did you pass it on, what does the orange stain indicate "
clearly guilty of something with that silence! Best go get your hand checked out |
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"See the problem with white is shake stains
Do men never wipe it after a wee. I think I’d have to
I can assure no amount of wiping will prevent white boxers from getting stains
What about a peg? Or a tiny cork? I don't follow
Wait you weren't talking about wee were you...
Nope, and I even use wet wipes!
I also have an orange stain on one the front, but I might have been eating spaghetti with no pants on
I bloody hope it's spaghetti or you urgently need your willy looking at!I don't have enough sex to be worried about that, unless you can get infection from wanking
You never know. Your hand might have been playing away.
I wouldn't even be mad if it did
In that case... sorry I've been having an affair with your hand!
Left or right?
And what did you pass it on, what does the orange stain indicate "
Right
And it's sunny delightitis. I'm so sorry. |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me. "
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least. |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least."
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).  |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add). "
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?"
I just had to Google ‘merkin’... Having a sip of my tea at that precise moment was unwise. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?"
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming! |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
I just had to Google ‘merkin’... Having a sip of my tea at that precise moment was unwise. "
At least I managed to get you wet in some way |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming! "
You love it! Perfect placement for a little nibble on the pizza merkin while you're down there. Hungry work isn't it! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
You love it! Perfect placement for a little nibble on the pizza merkin while you're down there. Hungry work isn't it! "
I'll admit it does combine two very wonderful things! |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
I just had to Google ‘merkin’... Having a sip of my tea at that precise moment was unwise.
At least I managed to get you wet in some way "
Fancy joining me for a pizza sometime? |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming! "
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually...... |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
I just had to Google ‘merkin’... Having a sip of my tea at that precise moment was unwise.
At least I managed to get you wet in some way
Fancy joining me for a pizza sometime? "
I thought you'd never ask |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually...... "
Omgggg pleasseeee |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee "
I want some pizza now! |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now! "
Pervert. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert."
with pineapple on! |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on! "
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? ) |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on! "
Pineapple on pizza is yum |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
Pineapple on pizza is yum "
I can take it or leave it. I'd never order it, but if it's there I'll have some. |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )"
That would be me |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
That would be me "
Each to their own. I mean, who am I to judge? I wear pizzas as merkins, allegedly.... |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )"
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad."
BUT pineapple is magical. Has the most vit c of any fruit (iirc) and it makes things taste better... |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad. BUT pineapple is magical. Has the most vit c of any fruit (iirc) and it makes things taste better... "
Haha I wonder what you could possibly be referring to with the taste thing |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad. BUT pineapple is magical. Has the most vit c of any fruit (iirc) and it makes things taste better...
Haha I wonder what you could possibly be referring to with the taste thing "
Unwashed pizza merkins? |
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad. BUT pineapple is magical. Has the most vit c of any fruit (iirc) and it makes things taste better... "
Oh I do love pineapple! Just not on a pizza! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning all. How controversial we going?
There was a mention of Haribos being disgusting. I mean that’s pretty up there for me.
I imagine it may be pretty if you have Haribos up there. Pretty for the gynaecologist at least.
Haha don’t... there’s already been a few rumours floating around these parts about what I do with carrots and pizzas... (none of which were remotely true, I might add).
Yeah, yeah Lucie! That's what they all say. Carrot up the bum and pizza slice as a merkin right?
Well we now know what you are in to!
No kink shaming!
Yes, don’t shame me please for my pizza merkin! I might upload some pics actually......
Omgggg pleasseeee
I want some pizza now!
Pervert.
with pineapple on!
There won’t be any pineapple on my merkin! Yuk - pineapple on a pizza - who does that?! (Another controversial topic in itself? )
No pineapple on a merkin doesn't sound wise. Might sting a tad. BUT pineapple is magical. Has the most vit c of any fruit (iirc) and it makes things taste better...
Haha I wonder what you could possibly be referring to with the taste thing "
Just things on general |
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