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over a year ago
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"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x
Have you been naughty enough??
Haha, maybe not naughty enough x   "
I might have something in my sack for you...lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x
Have you been naughty enough??
Haha, maybe not naughty enough x
I might have something in my sack for you...lmao
A wand or glass dildo? X   "
Wait and see what cums down your chimney x |
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"
Lol..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike
Lol.. "
PMSL x |
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"
Was this Kevin Blood Wilson? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike
Was this Kevin Blood Wilson?"
no he stole it from me |
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"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x
Have you been naughty enough??
Haha, maybe not naughty enough x
I might have something in my sack for you...lmao
A wand or glass dildo? X
Wait and see what cums down your chimney x"
Down my chimney?! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike"
I like “ living next door to Alan” that’s funny too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's me fuckin' bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like
I wrote you a fuckin' letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fuckin' bike
If I'd a' wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I would have bloody asked
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's dirty too
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's me fuckin' pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho, you forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fuckin' reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
Cause the old fuckin' wanker forgot me fuckin' bike
I like “ living next door to Alan” that’s funny too "
thats your mates neighbours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x
Have you been naughty enough??
Haha, maybe not naughty enough x
I might have something in my sack for you...lmao
A wand or glass dildo? X
Wait and see what cums down your chimney x
Down my chimney?! X "
Well I can think of better places..lol |
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"I've put a wand and a glass dildo on my list x
Have you been naughty enough??
Haha, maybe not naughty enough x
I might have something in my sack for you...lmao
A wand or glass dildo? X
Wait and see what cums down your chimney x
Down my chimney?! X
Well I can think of better places..lol "
Haha, me too x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A metal butt plug, a Symbian, a Wand, a tail and ears, a paddle, leg restraints, heavy duty handcuffs, stockings and a Dom please "
Blimey..your going to fill my sack. |
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