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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.
Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?
Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper? |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.
Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?
Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper?"
Glad I'm not the only one that considers these things when buying make up! |
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"You look at lipstick and wonder if it’s blowjob proof.
Mascara? It’s waterproof but is it cumproof?
Non run eyeliner? Yes but will it see me through my threesome without making me look like Alice Cooper?"
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"You look for pampas grass in peoples gardens "
Some friends of mine had pampas grass in the garden of their old house.
He once thought her G Spot was on the back of her left knee and so I cannot imagine for one moment that they are swingers.
I'm up for being surprised, though  |
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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago
Peterborough |
When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.  |
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over a year ago
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"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "
Creased at the salsa dancing thing |
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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
When you're running out of excuses at the where you're going when you ask someone to babysit.
When you're in a bar and see someone you like and forget you cant chat them up to take them home in front of your pals. Yes I K did this once which resulted in some awkward conversations with Cs mates as they thought I was cheating! Oops |
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"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "
im impressed, that’s commitment  |
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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.
im impressed, that’s commitment "
Needs must |
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"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons. "
This made me laugh so much x  |
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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.
This made me laugh so much x "
Your socks made us smile |
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"When your village friends are amazed at how many "date nights" you have!
When you read up on a movie you will never see to solidify your poor choice of cover story.
When your kids are surprised how little you know about salsa dancing after seven straight weekends of late evening lessons.
This made me laugh so much x
Your socks made us smile "
They make me smile everytime I wear them x |
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