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Set your sky box on the floor and draw the outline around it.
Ly down on the floor with a rute on and try to change to channel.
Once you are close enough to do so mark on the floor where the base of your penis is.
This is the tough bit. Search for your sky remote and once you have found it put it on the floor next to the Mark's you have made. If the remote is shorter than the distance between the 2 Mark's then you're gonna have to borrow your neighbour's sky remote. If its longer then mark on the sky remote where your dick got to and go buy a measuring tape to see how long that is  |
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"Get someone with small hands to hold it as it’ll make it look bigger.
Or use a fun size chocolate bar as everyone will assume it’s the full size bar. "
Ah yes I remember the old joke about the late Jeremy Beadle... |
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