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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£10000000000

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A Time Machine please

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A new vibrator

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

Perfume x

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I need some new gym trainers. The pinker the better please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inaswingdress and her new vibrator

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I need some new gym trainers. The pinker the better please."

Oh my god I would love gym trainers that don't contain sodding pink. I know I'm female!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Ferry season tickets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strap on cock

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I wouldnt want to place anything under my tree, you're the one with the presents

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

My health, please.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A new car "

Which one? Pocket rocket, grand tourer or reliable people mover? (It even rhymed!

)

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My health, please. "

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Will you actually do it though?

Okay, my accreditation please. I can't be arsed with studying any more. Failing that, new sexy scaffolding please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

She was bit daft that one. Let's go with one of many sirens who were luring Odysseus

Thank you!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

The house I Rightmove and blow a kiss at every day

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I need some new gym trainers. The pinker the better please.

Oh my god I would love gym trainers that don't contain sodding pink. I know I'm female! "

Haha. I seem to find trainers that don't contain enough pink. I'm terribly girlie.

Santa Chill should fill your box with non pink kicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The house I Rightmove and blow a kiss at every day

Aww. May it happen!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hi chill

May I have a Christian Louboutin lipstick please - the original colour x

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

She was bit daft that one. Let's go with one of many sirens who were luring Odysseus

Thank you! "

Sophistication always

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I need some new gym trainers. The pinker the better please.

Oh my god I would love gym trainers that don't contain sodding pink. I know I'm female!

Haha. I seem to find trainers that don't contain enough pink. I'm terribly girlie.

Santa Chill should fill your box with non pink kicks

Santa Chill....has a nice ring to it

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

She was bit daft that one. Let's go with one of many sirens who were luring Odysseus

Thank you! "

Very Fab themed

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hi chill

May I have a Christian Louboutin lipstick please - the original colour x "

You go for the expensive stuff!

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Pair of louboutins please, so Kate style size 7

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I need some new gym trainers. The pinker the better please.

Oh my god I would love gym trainers that don't contain sodding pink. I know I'm female!

Haha. I seem to find trainers that don't contain enough pink. I'm terribly girlie.

Santa Chill should fill your box with non pink kicks

My current ones are blue with hot pink accents. Not cool in the weight room. I suspect I need to go to the men's section

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

A replacement Satisfyer pro 2 please, mine died.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

She was bit daft that one. Let's go with one of many sirens who were luring Odysseus

Thank you!

Very Fab themed

Haha couldn't help connecting the two myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mermaid blanket, please, Santa

Would that be an Ariel themed one?

She was bit daft that one. Let's go with one of many sirens who were luring Odysseus

Thank you!

Sophistication always

That would make a nice fab name actually;-)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Simple Mr Smirnoff and something to snuggle in to

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"My health, please. "

Santa Chill is slacking so Mother MeliMas will pop that under your tree for the new year.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Pair of louboutins please, so Kate style size 7"

Very sexy

Santa Chill may ask to see how well they fit

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A replacement Satisfyer pro 2 please, mine died.

You worked it to death? I'll pressure them to make an extra durable Mark III model

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youth

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi chill

May I have a Christian Louboutin lipstick please - the original colour x

You go for the expensive stuff!

You didn’t say there was a cost restriction

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hi chill

May I have a Christian Louboutin lipstick please - the original colour x

You go for the expensive stuff!

You didn’t say there was a cost restriction

There isn't. Not surprised DC has refined tastes

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"A replacement Satisfyer pro 2 please, mine died.

You worked it to death? I'll pressure them to make an extra durable Mark III model

Why thankyou, it only lasted a couple of months, apparently it's quite a common issue.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My health, please. "

Santa Chill will pray to Asclepius and Epione on your behalf. 2020 will be better

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

You wearing nothing but a bow please

I'll let you choose where to place the bow

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"You wearing nothing but a bow please

I'll let you choose where to place the bow

Very good

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You wearing nothing but a bow please

I'll let you choose where to place the bow

Santa Chill's thoughts have gone from holiday cheer to holiday naughty now

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Youth"

Some things Santa can't provide, sadly. Still looking good though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

You

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something small, shiny and in a little box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Youth

Some things Santa can't provide, sadly. Still looking good though

You can have some mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A new car

Which one? Pocket rocket, grand tourer or reliable people mover? (It even rhymed!

Hmmmm, probs a 4 x 4 to fit in the stinky dog please

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Girthy satisfying cock please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

Depends what you think I need.. Surely you hot the pressies already.. So santa OP... What would you leave me???

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

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By *handraWoman over a year ago

Hastings

The perfect boyfriend please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice man with a nice willy a good sense of humour

. Must be kind and caring too

Thanks Santa

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By *rank098Man over a year ago

hereford

My Snapchat is faragey hit me up

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

Santa Chill will try. Do you want a conservatory to come with it as well?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

Santa Chill will try. Do you want a conservatory to come with it as well?

It’s grade 1 listed. Not allowed.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Girthy satisfying cock please

Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!"

Hold the press!

Santa Chill will put out the advert. Must be able to deal with a sahara level dry sense of humour

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

You

I might be too large to fit under there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

lots of festive nibbles

a few nuts to crack

a few outfits to wear for the festive season

and a train set

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

Santa Chill will try. Do you want a conservatory to come with it as well?

It’s grade 1 listed. Not allowed. "

How about a permanent toe hair remover?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

Santa Chill will try. Do you want a conservatory to come with it as well?

It’s grade 1 listed. Not allowed.

How about a permanent toe hair remover?

God bless you. You’re a genius

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

A new left hand please. Thank you

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My fancy nee house ain’t evening happening in dream life.

Suckage

Santa Chill will try. Do you want a conservatory to come with it as well?

It’s grade 1 listed. Not allowed.

How about a permanent toe hair remover?

Ooh I want one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

a trip out naked

someone to don my furry slippers

sadly last slipper got lost cinderella took it

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

Santa Chill has spied some lovely looking necklaces in his travels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

Santa Chill has spied some lovely looking necklaces in his travels

I was thinking more of a ring.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

Depends what you think I need.. Surely you hot the pressies already.. So santa OP... What would you leave me??? "

Something comfy and warm?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

Santa Chill has spied some lovely looking necklaces in his travels

I was thinking more of a ring.

24k gold or diamond?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A new car

Which one? Pocket rocket, grand tourer or reliable people mover? (It even rhymed!

)

Hmmmm, probs a 4 x 4 to fit in the stinky dog please

Done. I'll even throw in car air freshener and pooch shampoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something small, shiny and in a little box.

Santa Chill has spied some lovely looking necklaces in his travels

I was thinking more of a ring.

24k gold or diamond?

Diamond.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hi chill

May I have a Christian Louboutin lipstick please - the original colour x

You go for the expensive stuff!

You didn’t say there was a cost restriction

There isn't. Not surprised DC has refined tastes

Absolutely

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Girthy satisfying cock please

Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

Hold the press!

Santa Chill will put out the advert. Must be able to deal with a sahara level dry sense of humour

You are the bestest Santa EVER!!!!

PS Don't bother wrapping him and just put him on my bed.... naked... with a bottle of red and some savoury nibbles.... xx

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A nice man with a nice willy a good sense of humour

. Must be kind and caring too

Thanks Santa

I think that's the request of many a lady here

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

An end to homelessness and a cure for cancer please

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Girthy satisfying cock please

Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

Hold the press!

Santa Chill will put out the advert. Must be able to deal with a sahara level dry sense of humour

You are the bestest Santa EVER!!!!

PS Don't bother wrapping him and just put him on my bed.... naked... with a bottle of red and some savoury nibbles.... xx"

Not even a bow around the girthy, satisfying cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

brexit completed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!"

If you find one he has a twin can I have the other??

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

If you find one he has a twin can I have the other?? "

Triplets please!!

I'm ordering another cat as I type

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"brexit completed"

Dithering is very much out of Santa Chill's hands. Anything else?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

If you find one he has a twin can I have the other??

Triplets please!!

I'm ordering another cat as I type

Santa Chill needs to put out more adverts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New lingerie,

Red suede high heel boots,

oh bottle of vodka and santa baby maybe something for a suprise

Greedy girl here

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"New lingerie,

Red suede high heel boots,

oh bottle of vodka and santa baby maybe something for a suprise

Greedy girl here "

Is that all to be used at the same time?

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By *aughtyDuetCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

An infinite orgasm mmmmmmmmmmm

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

[Removed by poster at 04/12/19 19:49:31]

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/19 19:49:31]"

Where mine

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"An infinite orgasm mmmmmmmmmmm"

Santa Chill is good but not that good!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can I have my mojo back?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/19 19:49:31]

Where mine"

Ahh! Found it. Light, flowery fragrance or something fuller and more intense?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/19 19:49:31]

Where mine

Ahh! Found it. Light, flowery fragrance or something fuller and more intense?

Gucci x

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Can I have my mojo back?

You've lost your mojo?

Rounding up a search party for it. Failing that, find you a hunk who ticks all your boxes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to unwrap a naked you for Xmas please.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd like to unwrap a naked you for Xmas please.

Santa Chill's thoughts again drift to naughty mode

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By *aughtybutniceBBWWoman over a year ago

The County of Northamptonshire

A FWBs please and thank you

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A FWBs please and thank you "

Santa Chill takes a look at your pics and puts out an appropriate advert. Prepare for an incoming stampede of offers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

Just for my fab friends to be happy and not have nasty adolescent attitudes making comment about their lives

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Girthy satisfying cock please

Oh and a true life, honest, boyfriend. I'm ready FFS!

Hold the press!

Santa Chill will put out the advert. Must be able to deal with a sahara level dry sense of humour

You are the bestest Santa EVER!!!!

PS Don't bother wrapping him and just put him on my bed.... naked... with a bottle of red and some savoury nibbles.... xx

Not even a bow around the girthy, satisfying cock?

No need

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By *2and3quartersWoman over a year ago

Bumbletown

Santa Chill, that's a very kind offer but I honestly have everything I need. So may I ask you to drop off a donation to a local homeless centre. Their need is far greater than mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A jumper for my Drama Llama please!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Looks like I'll be busy that night.

I'm sure I've got to be somewhere???

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By *andKBCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

A pearl Burmese python please.

Or if that's too big the too faced gingerbread house eye pallete.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"brexit completed

Dithering is very much out of Santa Chill's hands. Anything else?

ok .... I'd be very happy with new pj's

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By *ady23Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"It's xmas time and i've a bag full of fab goodies. What would you like to place under your tree?

A genuine smile from a naked butler

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

You OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A really good pair of secateurs. Really sharp crisp blades for crunching through tough stems. Please. Xx

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Santa Chill, that's a very kind offer but I honestly have everything I need. So may I ask you to drop off a donation to a local homeless centre. Their need is far greater than mine.

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot say its too rude

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A jumper for my Drama Llama please!"

One drama llama jumper coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A jumper for my Drama Llama please!

One drama llama jumper coming up

Oooh fanky you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gillian Anderson’s phone number

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A really good pair of secateurs. Really sharp crisp blades for crunching through tough stems. Please. Xx"

One Okatsune 103 Bypass Secateur for the dedicated gardener sorted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A really good pair of secateurs. Really sharp crisp blades for crunching through tough stems. Please. Xx

One Okatsune 103 Bypass Secateur for the dedicated gardener sorted

Ooh they sound marvellous thankyou.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A really good pair of secateurs. Really sharp crisp blades for crunching through tough stems. Please. Xx

One Okatsune 103 Bypass Secateur for the dedicated gardener sorted

Ooh they sound marvellous thankyou.

Santa Chill knows his secateurs

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple over a year ago

Sandbach

Think I may be needing a new hair dryer this year under my tree Santa I seem to have been abusing mine recently poor thing

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Gillian Anderson’s phone number "

Ginger lover I see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A new car

Which one? Pocket rocket, grand tourer or reliable people mover? (It even rhymed!

)

Hmmmm, probs a 4 x 4 to fit in the stinky dog please

Done. I'll even throw in car air freshener and pooch shampoo

Amazing. Need a lift, I’ll leave the dog at home

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

A new laptop and some sexy underwear

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

A huge toblerone please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pony, or else a decent man to ride

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Think I may be needing a new hair dryer this year under my tree Santa I seem to have been abusing mine recently poor thing"

One Dyson Supersonic will be in the stocking

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A new laptop and some sexy underwear "

Macbook or HP? There's the question

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A huge toblerone please xx"

King or jumbo size? Any wine to go with it?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Please may I have a cup and saucer. I broke my saucer at work

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Simple Mr Smirnoff and something to snuggle in to "

How about a Kavka vodka, personalised glasses and your pic of what, or who to snuggle into?

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

A campervan please Satan ..I mean Santa

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A huge toblerone please xx

King or jumbo size? Any wine to go with it?

Let's go king, dont want to be greedy

A bottle of white zinfandel would be perfect

Will you be personally dropping these off?

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Will you actually do it though?

Okay, my accreditation please. I can't be arsed with studying any more. Failing that, new sexy scaffolding please."

Simple accreditation or with honours? We've options!

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A campervan please Satan ..I mean Santa "

How about a Sportsmobile Mercedes-Benz 4×4 Sprinter? Rugged enough for off road action

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Simple Mr Smirnoff and something to snuggle in to

How about a Kavka vodka, personalised glasses and your pic of what, or who to snuggle into?

Thanks but Smirnoff will do, I have simple tastes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll have a pack of those different mini gins please so I can try them all. I’m too tight to buy a bottle in case I don’t like it.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A pony, or else a decent man to ride "

Santa Chill is have to put out a lot of adverts for quality men this year

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Please may I have a cup and saucer. I broke my saucer at work

How about a full set in case you break more?

xmas themed or mixed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not greedy. A chocolate orange and a pack of strongbow will do me

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"A Time Machine please "

I’ll have one of these too please chill!

Lots of things I’d change - and a few I’d undo! X

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’ll have a pack of those different mini gins please so I can try them all. I’m too tight to buy a bottle in case I don’t like it. "

Small in quantity, large in variety

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"A campervan please Satan ..I mean Santa

How about a Sportsmobile Mercedes-Benz 4×4 Sprinter? Rugged enough for off road action

Yes please, with a teeny wood burning stove

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll have a pack of those different mini gins please so I can try them all. I’m too tight to buy a bottle in case I don’t like it.

Small in quantity, large in variety

You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hogtie

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A Time Machine please

I’ll have one of these too please chill!

Lots of things I’d change - and a few I’d undo! X"

Is that a time displacement device or a turn back the clock on age thing?

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I might be exacting and demanding at times, but I also like surprises, so I'll let you choose

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A hogtie "

For tying up, being tied up, or both?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A hogtie

For tying up, being tied up, or both?

Being tied up x

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I might be exacting and demanding at times, but I also like surprises, so I'll let you choose

Santa Chill will have to think on that one

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"A Time Machine please

I’ll have one of these too please chill!

Lots of things I’d change - and a few I’d undo! X

Is that a time displacement device or a turn back the clock on age thing?

Both! The one where I go back and make all the right decisions!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A years free rail travel please Santa Chill

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A years free rail travel please Santa Chill

Done, and with first class for all trips too

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"A years free rail travel please Santa Chill

Done, and with first class for all trips too

You’re the best

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By *bw44DDWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

I would like a man with a big cock please, that is all

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I would like a man with a big cock please, that is all

Santa Chill puts out yet another advert for a decent guy/ fwb / cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Welsh busty mature readhead that’s got a soft welsh accent with a strap on who wants to peg me please Santa

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A Welsh busty mature readhead that’s got a soft welsh accent with a strap on who wants to peg me please Santa "

Santa Chill will enlist his little helpers in scouring Wales to find a match

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gillian Anderson’s phone number "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A series 1 escort rs turbo

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A series 1 escort rs turbo

Hmmm....that's a rare one

Assuming you want the real deal and not a model, Santa Chill will have to strongarm his friends at Silverstone Auctions

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Please may I have a cup and saucer. I broke my saucer at work

How about a full set in case you break more?

xmas themed or mixed?

Christmas themed please

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Will you actually do it though?

Okay, my accreditation please. I can't be arsed with studying any more. Failing that, new sexy scaffolding please.

Simple accreditation or with honours? We've options!

Simple will do. Thanks Chilly!

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By *reckledbumWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

Could I have a smile the same as last week's please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A series 1 escort rs turbo

Hmmm....that's a rare one

Assuming you want the real deal and not a model, Santa Chill will have to strongarm his friends at Silverstone Auctions

Please! I bought one recently didnt do my checks and turned out to be a reshelled plated up nail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Splendidly warm Wooly socks

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Could I have a smile the same as last week's please?

Smiles r us

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By *reckledbumWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

"Could I have a smile the same as last week's please?

Smiles r us

Thank you Santa Chill

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Splendidly warm Wooly socks

I've just the thing with the finest Scottish wool

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Everyone's good health for the next 12 months please santa, physical and mental.

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Everyone's good health for the next 12 months please santa, physical and mental. "

Good physical and mental health makes for healthy, happy fabbers. Done

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

A tall dark women with her own collection of fine undies size 12/14 preferred. Thanks

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Everyone's good health for the next 12 months please santa, physical and mental.

Good physical and mental health makes for healthy, happy fabbers. Done

Thank you santa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1440p 144hz gsync monitor please

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A tall dark women with her own collection of fine undies size 12/14 preferred. Thanks "

I can think of a few fine ladies on fab fitting that description. Santa Chill will have a look

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"A series 1 escort rs turbo

Hmmm....that's a rare one

Assuming you want the real deal and not a model, Santa Chill will have to strongarm his friends at Silverstone Auctions

When I think how many of these I've own and sold on. Fuck me what they are worth now it's eye watering

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"1440p 144hz gsync monitor please

Do we have a gaming fabber in the house?

I know just the model

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By *hillout OP Man over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A series 1 escort rs turbo

Hmmm....that's a rare one

Assuming you want the real deal and not a model, Santa Chill will have to strongarm his friends at Silverstone Auctions

When I think how many of these I've own and sold on. Fuck me what they are worth now it's eye watering

Do you want a time machine too bladey? I've had a couple of requests already

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

"My health, please. "

Hope you’re ok x

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