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What don't the adverts tell you?
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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago
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What do adverts neglect to tell you?
I find that toothpaste ads never mention that you will spill toothpaste down your top when you are running late to go out.
Or that supermarkets are full of screaming toddlers, no matter when you visit them.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Super fast broadband ... fibre
It’s all a lie everything is copper cable regardless if the last 100 yards are fibre to your house lol so your limited by the shitty old network but pay through the ass for all sing and dancing fibre ...
Oh and regardless who your provider is everything is touched by BT even virgin buy space and equipment at BT telephone exchanges lol ...
1 big con !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".
Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time! |
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"That using tampons doesn't turn you into a superfit skateboarder. "
I don't know how to do an honest advert about sanitary products, but I wish they would. This one does what it claims, has no known association with rashes or thrush, approved for sensitive skin by (legitimate medical body). Oh, and if your period is blue, see your doctor. |
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"The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".
Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time! "
Kills 99.9% of all know germs. It's the 0.1% that worry me  |
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"The thing that annoys me about adverts are where they say "up to 100% effective".
Surely that applies to every product!?! I want something that 100% does what it's meant to all of the time!
Kills 99.9% of all know germs. It's the 0.1% that worry me "
They'd get the shit sued out of them if they claimed 100%. |
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"Toilet Duck, despite being designed to go round the rim, is not good for anal bleaching"
Quite right. I’ve never tried it, but there is a setting on my phone for changing my ring tone... not sure how it reaches down there. |
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