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"I sat on the sofa and rubbed my bean watching him. He was soon up me like a whippet up a drainpipe  "
Why is it I read this and my immediate thought was "how does a whippet get up a drainpipe"
Am I just not feeling it?
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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago
Evesham, Worcester, Pershore |
A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on. |
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"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on."
Does your ‘mate’ consider himself to be a dirty pervert? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on."
She sounds like hard work |
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over a year ago
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"I'd probably just stand and watch.
Would you not even be tempted just a little bit to lend a helping hand?  "
I like watching (not random men on the Internet before anyone gets any ideas!). |
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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago
Evesham, Worcester, Pershore |
"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on.
Does your ‘mate’ consider himself to be a dirty pervert? "
God knows. I consider him an idiot cause she was a stunner. Lol |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
I'd strip off knee down open my mouth look him in the eyes and slide my hand between my legs |
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"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on.
She sounds like hard work "
Agreed |
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"I'd probably just stand and watch.
Would you not even be tempted just a little bit to lend a helping hand?
I like watching (not random men on the Internet before anyone gets any ideas!). "
But just random men then  |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
I'd strip off knee down open my mouth look him in the eyes and slide my hand between my legs "
And we have our winner  |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
I'd strip off knee down open my mouth look him in the eyes and slide my hand between my legs
And we have our winner "
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"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on.
Does your ‘mate’ consider himself to be a dirty pervert?
God knows. I consider him an idiot cause she was a stunner. Lol"
So your ‘mate’ had a wank next to a stunner and didn’t have the decency to wake her up whilst he crashed his yoghurt truck over her tits?  |
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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago
Evesham, Worcester, Pershore |
"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on.
Does your ‘mate’ consider himself to be a dirty pervert?
God knows. I consider him an idiot cause she was a stunner. Lol
So your ‘mate’ had a wank next to a stunner and didn’t have the decency to wake her up whilst he crashed his yoghurt truck over her tits? "
Pretty much. Like I said. Idiot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd probably just stand and watch.
Would you not even be tempted just a little bit to lend a helping hand?
I like watching (not random men on the Internet before anyone gets any ideas!). "
Why I'm a picturing you eat a sandwich and telling him just to get it done lol |
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"A friend told me a story where something similar actually happened.
They were away for a weekend and his girlfriend was dozing, so he decided to wait till she was asleep to knock one out with the in room entertainment. She however, was not asleep at any point through his activities, and just lay there until he finished, then slept... Next time he tried to jump on, she hit him with it. Told him all the details of the event, and he better get used to his hand cause she wasnt going to sleep with someone who'd rather watch porn than give her a nudge and a wink.
Obviously I've paraphrased the story a bit. But since hearing that, I've never assumed anyone was asleep and I've always given the lady first refusal before turning the tv/laptop on.
Does your ‘mate’ consider himself to be a dirty pervert?
God knows. I consider him an idiot cause she was a stunner. Lol
So your ‘mate’ had a wank next to a stunner and didn’t have the decency to wake her up whilst he crashed his yoghurt truck over her tits?
Pretty much. Like I said. Idiot."
Maybe he is, but from what others have said she also sounds like a massive PITA in terms of personality.
And besides, no matter how stunning your other half, sometimes you're just in the mood for a little self-love. Because nobody ever does it better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely adore watching him play with himself, he will often time it so that I walk in mid way through and it always brings a smile to my face and a throb between my legs.
I dont ever want my boyfriend or myself to not feel comfortable enough with each other that we hide our self love moments or make each other feel anything other than sexy for doing it.
I have been in a marriage where sex and masterbation were huge issues and I would have to hide that I did it because I knew it would cause massive arguments.
I promised myself at the end of my marriage that I would only have a relationship with someone who knows, understands and wants to share my kinks and passion for sex.... a few years later I met P.
What works for us is communication and trust.
Sorry OP I probably went off topic slightly
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"I absolutely adore watching him play with himself, he will often time it so that I walk in mid way through and it always brings a smile to my face and a throb between my legs.
I dont ever want my boyfriend or myself to not feel comfortable enough with each other that we hide our self love moments or make each other feel anything other than sexy for doing it.
I have been in a marriage where sex and masterbation were huge issues and I would have to hide that I did it because I knew it would cause massive arguments.
I promised myself at the end of my marriage that I would only have a relationship with someone who knows, understands and wants to share my kinks and passion for sex.... a few years later I met P.
What works for us is communication and trust.
Sorry OP I probably went off topic slightly
C"
Don’t be sorry it’s a very thorough examination of your past and current abilities to be comfortable with your partner when masturbating  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'd either join in and help him out, ride him like a pony or have a lady wank with him.
Why does a lady wank sound more sensual? "
Because we are posh biatches
It's not sensual when I'm mega horny though, it's vigorous and filthy |
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"I'd either join in and help him out, ride him like a pony or have a lady wank with him.
Why does a lady wank sound more sensual?
Because we are posh biatches
It's not sensual when I'm mega horny though, it's vigorous and filthy "
And I’ve just cum...........  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
What do you think I'd do? |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?"
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I'd either join in and help him out, ride him like a pony or have a lady wank with him.
Why does a lady wank sound more sensual?
Because we are posh biatches
It's not sensual when I'm mega horny though, it's vigorous and filthy
And I’ve just cum........... "
You're so easy |
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over a year ago
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it "
You told me 7.5 |
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"I'd probably be the one walked in on 
Yep me too, quick start a thread go for it..I enjoy your threads
I’ve started enough today
Did you use lube on your 4th wank to stop the burn?
I’ve not had one for 2 days "
So you’ve been anal the last 2 days then? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
I’d observe and then score his performance. |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
Isn't wanking normal?
I would, and do, help him out |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
I’d observe and then score his performance."
Would ‘clean’ up after though? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
I’d observe and then score his performance.
Would ‘clean’ up after though? "
He most certainly would. |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
Isn't wanking normal?
I would, and do, help him out "
Yes but some ladies don’t like the idea of their guys pleasuring themselves without involving them. Me personally would love as much help as possible |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it "
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
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Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well  |
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over a year ago
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
Call him a dirty pervert. Wanking is wrong. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well "
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well
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Ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls and finger my bum hole |
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How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears |
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"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears "
I’ve got an erection now |
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"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears "
And then cum on her tits? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
And then cum on her tits? "
That whole situation would be evil but so hot! |
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"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
And then cum on her tits?
That whole situation would be evil but so hot!"
Looks like that whole situation has happened to you on the 30th Nov |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
defineitly help him with mouth and hand |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
And then cum on her tits?
That whole situation would be evil but so hot!
Looks like that whole situation has happened to you on the 30th Nov "
Not quite that situation, was still very hot though! |
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"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
And then cum on her tits?
That whole situation would be evil but so hot!
Looks like that whole situation has happened to you on the 30th Nov
Not quite that situation, was still very hot though! "
It looks it |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? defineitly help him with mouth and hand "
Is there any other way? |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? defineitly help him with mouth and hand
Is there any other way? yeah feet in other words I wouldn't slap him on the back of the head "
But you’d spank his monkey? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
And then cum on her tits?
That whole situation would be evil but so hot!
Looks like that whole situation has happened to you on the 30th Nov
Not quite that situation, was still very hot though!
It looks it "
I do love a good mmf |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? defineitly help him with mouth and hand
Is there any other way? yeah feet in other words I wouldn't slap him on the back of the head
But you’d spank his monkey? "
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well
Ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls and finger my bum hole "
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well
Ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls and finger my bum hole
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Ok ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls, finger my bum hole and then we’d dock |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
What do you think I'd do?
I think you’d swallow all 8 inches of it
Ok ok, and tickle my balls as well
Ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls and finger my bum hole
Ok ok ok ok, you’d swallow all 8 inches of it, tickle my balls, finger my bum hole and then we’d dock "
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off? "
Its the first one |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
Its the first one "
I promise I won’t* wank in front of you again
*won’t let you catch me wanking |
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over a year ago
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?"
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible "
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs  |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible "
Flexible as in time or lithe? |
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over a year ago
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?"
Both my dear.... both |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both "
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both "
Oh you're still here!  |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs "
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then? |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then? "
Wasn’t the original question if you caught your fella wanking? Are you him??  |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then?
Wasn’t the original question if you caught your fella wanking? Are you him?? "
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then?
Wasn’t the original question if you caught your fella wanking? Are you him??
If you play your cards right "
You’re saying all the right things this evening aren’t you... |
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"I’d whip my clothes off and join in
LucieJo is today’s winner
Just today’s?
Yes cause Transgirl wanted to dock with me yesterday
When did I say that and what's dock???? "
Don’t get all prudish on me now, and docking is something we always do on a Tuesday evening |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then?
Wasn’t the original question if you caught your fella wanking? Are you him??
If you play your cards right
You’re saying all the right things this evening aren’t you... "
I can feel the chemistry |
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"I’d whip my clothes off and join in
LucieJo is today’s winner
Just today’s?
Yes cause Transgirl wanted to dock with me yesterday
When did I say that and what's dock????
Don’t get all prudish on me now, and docking is something we always do on a Tuesday evening "
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here! "
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!! |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here!
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!! "
Yay
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
*bend the rules, not bed them! Ffs
So let me get this right, you’d both jump on me if you caught me wanking? When’s the threesome then?
Wasn’t the original question if you caught your fella wanking? Are you him??
If you play your cards right
You’re saying all the right things this evening aren’t you...
I can feel the chemistry "
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here!
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!!
Yay
Monkey throws a celebratory volley of poop "
After your 27th begging message, Monkey, I couldn’t take anymore ...... |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here!
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!!
Yay
Monkey throws a celebratory volley of poop
After your 27th begging message, Monkey, I couldn’t take anymore ...... "
I take issue there ... I gave up at 25 |
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"It's happened twice. Once I was busy so prentended not to notice, the other time we were in a rush so I just told him to hurry up .
So why didn’t you help him out to hurry up? "
Because then I'd be late! And the thing we were rushing for was food |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here!
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!!
Yay
Monkey throws a celebratory volley of poop
After your 27th begging message, Monkey, I couldn’t take anymore ......
I take issue there ... I gave up at 25"
I counted 26. Let’s agree to disagree. Don’t want this to descend into a poop throwing war!! |
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"I’d say what a waste! Jump on love
and the similarities between us continue.....
So long as it's at 10pm?
Errrrm. Well I can bed the rules if I catch him wanking. I mean, we can go for 9.45 if needs be. I’m flexible
Flexible as in time or lithe?
Both my dear.... both
Oh you're still here!
Yup! I was slightly overwhelmed with the volume of messages asking me to stay. So I caved!!
Yay
Monkey throws a celebratory volley of poop
After your 27th begging message, Monkey, I couldn’t take anymore ......
I take issue there ... I gave up at 25
I counted 26. Let’s agree to disagree. Don’t want this to descend into a poop throwing war!! "
I'd win.. more practiced |
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"I'd probably just stand and watch.
Would you not even be tempted just a little bit to lend a helping hand?
I like watching (not random men on the Internet before anyone gets any ideas!). "
pmsl I can only imagine the messages |
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"How about sitting her on a chair with her hands tied behind her back and making her watch and being unable to touch, maintaining eye contact as you tease her before walking round the back of the chair and letting feel it albeit with restricted movement and whisper some naughty thought into her ears
I’ve got an erection now "
Me to |
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"walked in on your fella bashing the bishop would slap him round the back of the head and call him a dirty pervert or kneel down in front of him and help him finish off?
I'd strip off knee down open my mouth look him in the eyes and slide my hand between my legs
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