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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes "*to think of. Goddamnit I wish you could edit posts!! | |||
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"I cried when a helicopter and crew sacrificed themselves to save the president in 'London is falling' the other day... Then realised mother nature was calling "That's the one. Not necessarily motherhood, you don't have to be a mother. But the fact that we're the creators of life. Fuck all to do with your size or shape or curves or angles or anything else. It's knowing that feeling when you feel the first cramp and like Gandalf your face darkens... And so it begins... | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes "I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes  | |||
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"I cried when a helicopter and crew sacrificed themselves to save the president in 'London is falling' the other day... Then realised mother nature was calling
That's the one. Not necessarily motherhood, you don't have to be a mother. But the fact that we're the creators of life. Fuck all to do with your size or shape or curves or angles or anything else. It's knowing that feeling when you feel the first cramp and like Gandalf your face darkens... And so it begins... "Exactly!! | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes "I think lady hobbits do | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes "I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think lady hobbits do "I eat a second breakfast as well...  | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x "Maybe we're related! | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes " didn't know women did this! And how often? | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
didn't know women did this! And how often? "Weekly. At least. | |||
Also my ability to multitask, juggle full time work with family life, plan for Christmas and birthdays and keep calm about it all.
Also my talents in the areas of singing, dancing, sewing, cooking, entertaining...
Enough for now? | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x
Maybe we're related!"Are you short like me too? X | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced. "That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets  I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits
Peach x | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
didn't know women did this! And how often?
Weekly. At least. "The things I learn, even at my age! | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!! "Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x | |||
"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"" Do you know your chromosome makeup? I certainly don’t. And there’s plenty of cis women who also don’t have all their “plumbing” right but it doesn’t make them any less than they are. Real women are people who identify as women. Really wonderful people are people who don’t need to body shame other people/body types to feel validated in their own. | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits
Peach x"“Wish you wee here” | |||
Hair is EVERYTHING! We wish it wasn't but it is! - Fleabag ?? | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
That's me! Rather than get annoyed at myself I now see it as a tour around the uk visiting public toilets I may write a travellers guide regarding my may visits
Peach x
“Wish you wee here” "*noted | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes "I pluck mine
Also, by matching men in a belching competition... | |||
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"My curves and my confidence in knowing how to use them to get what I want.
Also my ability to multitask, juggle full time work with family life, plan for Christmas and birthdays and keep calm about it all.
Also my talents in the areas of singing, dancing, sewing, cooking, entertaining...
Enough for now? "All good stuff what a beautiful positive attitude (wish I knew how to do the love heart emoji) and here we all are talking about waxing our ass cracks | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!! "Oh i hear this!! | |||
"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself "I’m trying them for the first time next week.... | |||
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"If a woman has to tell you she's a real woman, then she's not a real woman" Adds to ‘shit list’ | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced. "God yes! If it’s a big shop I have to do it in Tesco rather than Aldi - because Aldi doesn’t have toilets!  | |||
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"If a woman has to tell you she's a real woman, then she's not a real woman Adds to ‘shit list’ "Again? For fuck sakes! | |||
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"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself
I’m trying them for the first time next week.... "I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X | |||
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"I drink pop straight out the 2L bottle. Don’t tell my kids lol" you disgust me! | |||
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"Spoken like a true bigot " Pardon? | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on "When you put a towel on sticky side up | |||
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"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up "I've never done that lol | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol"Try it, it’s like waxing | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing "Lovely lol | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing "Thats enough Fab for me today | |||
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"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today"Awwww what’s up cake boy | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy "Bloody fanny waxes init | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init "We can always wax your balls instead? | |||
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"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women"" Spoken like a true bigot. | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead? "yea nah im good ta. Freshly shaven  | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven "Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x"Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!? | |||
"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women" Spoken like a true bigot." The actual OP has asked specifically that you don't do this. This is a thread about women, not about TS bashing. If you start your own thread about that I'll post in support. But this thread is about women. Please don't. | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven
Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke"Mine aren't, I razored over the scabs | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think lady hobbits do "I be a hobbit then | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven
Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke"Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows? | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!? "Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven
Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke
Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows? "Yes lol. | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?
Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either "You should call it your fannoo | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?
Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either
You should call it your fannoo"Deffo gonna from now on | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?
Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either
You should call it your fannoo"Twattoo :-t | |||
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"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women" Do you know your chromosome makeup? I certainly don’t. And there’s plenty of cis women who also don’t have all their “plumbing” right but it doesn’t make them any less than they are. Real women are people who identify as women. Really wonderful people are people who don’t need to body shame other people/body types to feel validated in their own." He wasn't shaming anyone. | |||
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"At 54, I'm now having to pluck 3 stray hairs outta my chin on a monthly basis!" Yes, me too x | |||
"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself
I’m trying them for the first time next week....
I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X"I'm far too impatient I honestly think I have an addiction to them xx | |||
"Me. yes yes yes "I’m hardcore, mine get epilated  | |||
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"Could we start a toe shaving support group. I’m in "Count me in too x | |||
"Could we start a toe shaving support group. I’m in
Count me in too x"You have no idea how much better I feel knowing I’m not the only hairy toed woman | |||
"Me. yes yes yes "Thankyou x | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on "Oh this has made me wince and laugh all at the same time. I will add wearing shoes you know you are going to regret by the end of the night but still wear them cause they look good | |||
"I find that matter tend to make a real woman lol" What does this mean? | |||
"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women" Spoken like a true bigot. The actual OP has asked specifically that you don't do this. This is a thread about women, not about TS bashing. If you start your own thread about that I'll post in support. But this thread is about women. Please don't. " Yes and as I said my first post was directed at the guy I quoted. But it does seem you are saying that a trans woman is not a real women... | |||
"See to me a real woman is somebody born with all of the plumbing that women tend to have. Also those pesky chromosomes also tend define "real women" Spoken like a true bigot. The actual OP has asked specifically that you don't do this. This is a thread about women, not about TS bashing. If you start your own thread about that I'll post in support. But this thread is about women. Please don't. Yes and as I said my first post was directed at the guy I quoted. But it does seem you are saying that a trans woman is not a real women..." What I said was that this thread is about women and the OP doesn't want it to turn into a discussion about trans women. But if you start a separate thread about that I'll post in support. | |||
"Also if this thread descends into some kind of transgender bashing argument I will be absolutely fuming. It is just intended as a light hearted dig at what us girls (of all shapes/sizes/origins) do and an opportunity to laugh at ourselves xx "Its a fun thread sweety. | |||
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"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?
Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either
You should call it your fannoo
Twattoo :-t"Genius  | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes "Plucking my eyebrows Shaving my leg's Make up Hair pieces oh the list is endless. | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
Plucking my eyebrows
Shaving my leg's
Make up
Hair pieces oh the list is endless."Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
Plucking my eyebrows
Shaving my leg's
Make up
Hair pieces oh the list is endless.
Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare " | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x
Why can't we just have a tattoo there instead?!?!?
Oh. No bashing my fanny tattoo either
You should call it your fannoo
Twattoo :-t
Genius "Shucks fanx | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
Plucking my eyebrows
Shaving my leg's
Make up
Hair pieces oh the list is endless.
Painting your toenails and not smudging them before they dry? Feckin nightmare "I feel your pain, even that "60 second" varnish takes about 3 hours to dry. Well it seems like it anyway | |||
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"Also if this thread descends into some kind of transgender bashing argument I will be absolutely fuming. It is just intended as a light hearted dig at what us girls (of all shapes/sizes/origins) do and an opportunity to laugh at ourselves xx "Hear hear | |||
"I do poops in the toilet and they don't smell like roses "Oh mine do!
You should ask santa for some of that VIPOO. | |||
"I do poops in the toilet and they don't smell like roses
Oh mine do!
You should ask santa for some of that VIPOO. "Seriously, go on amazon and read some of the product reviews, I nearly had a hernia laughing | |||
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"Being an amateur contortionist in order the reach everywhere with the razor and yet without fail when you've finished tieing yourself in knots you realise you missed a bit ??" Yeah brushes your hand when you're putting your stockings on and you think fucks sake!  | |||
"I've spent over £1000 on hair extensions... I hate myself
I’m trying them for the first time next week....
I just grew my hair! I’m too tight - and too skint - to spend money on hair extensions! X"I’ve never had them before! My hair doesn’t really grow very well and is quite thin so my hairdresser had convinced me to give them a go. Apparently they’re “tape” ones (as opposed to glue ones) which are kinder to your hair. I’m excited but nervous!! x | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think lady hobbits do "Hairy toes is a sign of good circulation. | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven
Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke
Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows? "Yes! And the urge to sink my teeth in! OMG! It is so hard to fight! | |||
"Hormonal spot breakouts, period pain, glancing at food causes weight gain, shaving legs, underarms and fanny, sanitary towels getting stuck to your arse cheeks and having to peel it off, the list goes on
When you put a towel on sticky side up
I've never done that lol
Try it, it’s like waxing
Thats enough Fab for me today
Awwww what’s up cake boy
Bloody fanny waxes init
We can always wax your balls instead?
yea nah im good ta.
Freshly shaven
Freshly shaven balls are lovely to stroke
Don't you think they feel like flumps in your mouth? Like they're made of marshmallows?
Yes! And the urge to sink my teeth in! OMG! It is so hard to fight! "It just makes me giggle | |||
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"A Vagina, Vagine, Pussy, Poon, Punani, Cooter, Cooch, Muff, Penis Fly Trap, Beaver, Thatched Cottage, Snatch, Cunt, Hot Pocket, Pink Taco, Wizard Sleeve, Love Tunnel, Bear Trap, Minge, Foof, Hairy Manilow, Pink Portal, Coochie Pop, Eve’s Tunnel, Harpy Nest, Lady Jane, Flap Dragon, Butter Boat, Flaming Lips, Puff Pillow. " You forgot twinklecave, Aunty Mary and the old velvet tardis | |||
"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes "My partner asked if I was a Hobbit in my former life. Cheeky shit! | |||
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"I'm a good woman, I'm not perfect by any means but my intentions are always good. I love hard with everything I've got and everybody who is close to me. I have scars left by people who have done me wrong. I persevere, no matter what shit life throws at me. I also have curves and a very womanly figure. I'm a very natural woman "Beautifully put x | |||
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"Ewww Hobbit's invasion!" Go back to shire you potato eating hippies! | |||
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"A real woman has an uterus " I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? | |||
"A real woman has an uterus " An uterus? You mean a uterus? | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced. "Thought it was only Me who felt like this | |||
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"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this "Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea. Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down? | |||
"Ewww Hobbit's invasion!Go back to shire you potato eating hippies!" Look at the hairy toes!! Look at them!!! | |||
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"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?"I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them?? | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus?" I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!! | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them?? "Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!" A real woman is one who feels like one. What about women who had hysterectomy?  are they no longer women?! | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!" We've established hairy toed women are now hobbits | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!! A real woman is one who feels like one. What about women who had hysterectomy? are they no longer women?! "Exactlyyyy | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??
Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x"Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??
Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x
Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob "Lmfao. Yes!!! So many times x | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!! We've established hairy toed women are now hobbits "A hobbit with a hysterectomy. Never felt sexier | |||
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"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them?? "Things?! I knock people over with mine! And don't get me started on my arse, that thing has a life of its own, always banging into tables | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??
Things?! I knock people over with mine! And don't get me started on my arse, that thing has a life of its own, always banging into tables "You wouldn't believe how many times I've been clearing up on my sons room and turned on his xbox with my butt | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!!" Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood. | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!! Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood. " Hug. I'm sorry | |||
"A real woman has an uterus An uterus? You mean a uterus? I don’t have a uterus! Stupid tumours! Failed at this woman shit AGAIN!! Mine never worked, and I still don't accept being denied motherhood. " | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??
Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x
Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob "Hahaha! Terrible spatial awareness (not sure I'd associate that with being a woman mind you!) means I frequently knock things over with various body parts. Oh, another boob-related one - wondering why my colleagues are giving me funny looks and realising I'm sitting cupping my breasts like stress balls... It's comforting! | |||
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"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!! " | |||
"The inability to go anywhere without peeing first, and then again just in case, and then still being ready to burst when you arrive where you’re going to. That might be age influenced.
Thought it was only
Me who felt like this
Me too! My bladder must be the size of a pea.
Can I add not being able to run for the bus without having one arm across my chest to hold my boobs down?
I just gigglesnorted out loud... Omg the times I've done that!! Do you ever knock things over with them??
Leaning over a table and my boobs knocking a drink over x
Yup. Or leaning over the steering wheel and honking the horn with a boob
Hahaha!
Terrible spatial awareness (not sure I'd associate that with being a woman mind you!) means I frequently knock things over with various body parts.
Oh, another boob-related one - wondering why my colleagues are giving me funny looks and realising I'm sitting cupping my breasts like stress balls... It's comforting!"Also guilty of knocking things with my bum. And saying out loud i forget how big it is | |||
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"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE. Maybe I am a real woman after all haha " The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night" I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others... | |||
"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE. Maybe I am a real woman after all haha " As ladies have said here before, when a meet is arranged one's first immediate thought is hair removal | |||
"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE. Maybe I am a real woman after all haha The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night" I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others... "Bette Midler said once you reach thirty your body decides it'd quite like a life of its own | |||
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"I actually feel a lot better after reading this thread. I have pcos and assumed I was only person with stray hairs EVERYWHERE. Maybe I am a real woman after all haha The worst thing is that you look in the mirror and think "I'm sure I pulled that one out last night" I think you hit a certain age and your body just decides to grow extra hairs in random places and fewer in others...
Bette Midler said once you reach thirty your body decides it'd quite like a life of its own "
I'm with Bette on that one...
Though I am rather pleased with my hot flushes at the moment... we still have the summer duvet | |||
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"I have a random hair that grows out of my cheek, another that grows under my chin and one that grows out of my arm. "One on my jawline and two on my right arm. Stoooopid things | |||
"We have to buy those gorgeous shoes... despite knowing full well that we will have kicked them off to dance after 30 minutes "I also need to buy numerous pieces of jewellery to sit in my jewellery box and never actually wear! I NEED to, I tell you!! | |||
"I have a random hair that grows out of my cheek, another that grows under my chin and one that grows out of my arm.
One on my jawline and two on my right arm. Stoooopid things "Too many to count on my chin, two on my neck, one on my cheek, a white one in my eyebrow... but bald patches on my legs. I think the leg ones emigrated | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?" I was waiting for that it was a toss up with an uterus or tits and fanny | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I?" Same here !!! | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!!" This was not a personal dig at the female race | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!! This was not a personal dig at the female race " Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!! This was not a personal dig at the female race " I understand what you were trying to say, it was just abit of a facepalm moment. I'm not offended lol | |||
"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!! This was not a personal dig at the female race Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post " | |||
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"I read this often on threads surrounding BBW’s. Since I’m not a real woman as I have to buy my clothes from the dwarfy ‘petite section’ I want you girls of the shit we go through, as women. I will start - shaving my toes
I thought I was the only person who shaved their toes
I think I was a hobbit in a past life. I have more hair on my toes than my legs x
Maybe we're related!
Are you short like me too? X "5'6" so slightly taller. With huge feet | |||
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"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!! This was not a personal dig at the female race Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post
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"A real woman has an uterus I had a hysterectomy so what the fuck am I? Same here !!! This was not a personal dig at the female race Dude, why don't you just quit now cos every time it looks like you've said the stupidest thing you're ever going to say you write another post
That’s me stoopid "Ah, it's great to be proud of it. Gets you brilliant results | |||
"Mowing the mooie... give me strength!!!!
Just done mine It will be fully grown back by this time tomorrow probably
Peach x"Slow down on the fertiliser! | |||
