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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?
Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.
Any photos with their tongue sticking out.
Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle."
They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.
They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl."
This  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?
Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.
Any photos with their tongue sticking out.
Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it )"
Filters that should be stuck to Snapchat and the likes
Tongues out in every photo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turns out that there's loads!
Phobic language. Piss poor grammar. Txt tlk m8. Misogynistic words, men in lingerie, 'must be discrete', men oozing entitlement, Brexit bores, moaning profiles and loads of pictures of bareback action. Oh and also any indication that someone is not on here of their own volition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
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Actually, worse than that in my opinion are the profiles (I've seen a few) who seem to revel in the thought of being a married man's "dirty little secret". |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
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I love that! On one hand it winds me up that somebody can't see what they actually put. On the other I love how stupid they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.
They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl."
I've been holding off on publishing those - didn't realise they'd be appreciated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ppl describing themselves as social being yet they only have pictures of them in toilet cubicle.
They should have photos of themselves round the back of Lidl.
I've been holding off on publishing those - didn't realise they'd be appreciated. "
I only entertain those with photos round the back of Waitrose. Standards, darling, standards  |
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P"
2 out of 3 (I’m 44 “shhhh be wery wery qwiet”, and there’s a toilet in my video because erm..... meh, I forgot okay!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
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You'd be surprised how many of those wives are happily fucking someone else while hubby sits online being ignored and keeps the bills and mortgage paid  |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
I only joined a week ago & already I have a loooong list of irks about profiles.
I appreciate not everyone is a wordsmith, but some of them are really making no attempt to inspire people to message them, let alone meet them. But maybe that's just me, maybe other women are falling over themselves to meet these guys, although judging by the onslaught of fairly desperate messages a new girl gets I suspect that's not the case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????  "
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
P"
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"Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it. "
I dont get this either. Especially the ones who say "oh, I made a mistake when I put my age in". How can you not know your age? X  |
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
P"
Bork.
Seriously, that's just... honestly... lost for words.
Does anyone find that attractive? Anyone?
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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago
Biddulph |
"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
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I see it that they are being honest to potential play partners on here, as in not claiming to be an unattached man for those who choose not to meet them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
I see it that they are being honest to potential play partners on here, as in not claiming to be an unattached man for those who choose not to meet them."
That’s how I read it too |
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
P"
When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.
When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics
When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.
"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"
"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."
Hmmm.
That's about it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Age.... That is actually starting to annoy me now. A sixty year old man putting his age as 48 to cheat the filters is pretty low to me. The guy I encountered recently saw nothing wrong in it.
I dont get this either. Especially the ones who say "oh, I made a mistake when I put my age in". How can you not know your age? X "
What really gripped my shit is that he claimed to be doing it to hide his identity. Please. I had another guy claim the same thing, he was talking about remembering 1963 when according to his profile he hadn't been born for another three years. We have these filters for our own protection and we're entitled to prevent ourselves receiving messages from sixty year old men. It's a total dick move to cheat us out of that  |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
P
When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.
When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics
When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.
"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"
"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."
Hmmm.
That's about it.
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But I bet some would still respond with "so when can we meet?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who describes themselves as a heavy cummer, that and long fingernails on a man. No just no. "
ffs..spat me tea out reading this one LOL!!! Im so with you on this one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unwiped arses on full display.
It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards.
I must admit this isn't something I've seen... Really?  "
Yes.
Bare in mind. I usually look at women's photo's and sometimes couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unwiped arses on full display.
It is fucking horrible sort it you clatty bastards.
I must admit this isn't something I've seen... Really?
Yes.
Bare in mind. I usually look at women's photo's and sometimes couples."
Here monkey here
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"Profiles that say can breathe through ears or loves to lick for hours are a definite no for me, as ii know we wouldn't be compatible."
If they need to do it for hours then I see it they are doing it wrong x |
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"Profiles that say can breathe through ears or loves to lick for hours are a definite no for me, as ii know we wouldn't be compatible.
If they need to do it for hours then I see it they are doing it wrong x"
Or they have a faulty penis
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things on a profile are a “not for me “ for you?
Mine would have to be men in women’s underwear.
Any photos with their tongue sticking out.
Any warning notices (though I do let them know about the FAQ’s regarding this and say they should delete it )"
Agree with all of that and add Snapchat filters |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Will fill in later"when the profile is months old.
Snapchat filters.
Too much "pouty / duck" face on display. I want to see a smile!
People who rant too much and put off a negative vibe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles who mention genuine about forty times in profile but are not veried.
Road kill vaginas
Cocks next to cans
Men in womens underwear
People who look scruffy naked :/ |
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"Anything that's moany - I don't do this, I won't do that, I don't want that. Blah blah blah.
Profiles that have "lol" in them.
Or bantz.
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Anyone who ignores this will be blocked ...
If they've ignored they're not going take on board that they'll be blocked ... just block them!! |
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"Cheating
Long nails on a man (yes that includes toes)
Toilet pics (unless clearly a piss take - no pun intended)
When they get their own fucking age wrong.
P
Toes? Long toenails?????
Yarp, long toenails. You know the kind that can shred a sock
P
When they describe themselves as dominant but their sum total experience of the dynamic is slapping an ass while pile driving and wanking once a month to 50 shades.
When they have "socks on" or "cum shot" pics
When they call me babe and then badly describe a sex act.
"Hey babe, want me to cum round yours, give you all nine inches and make u squirt?"
"Well actually I'm post menopausal after surgery last year and my libido wanes more than it waxes, I have a giant hernia because of the op which I'm now waiting for more surgery to fix and lack of estrogen means my hoohoo is pretty sensitive and prone to getting sore even with masses of lube, your giant dick will probably cause me discomfort and your lack of sensible communication means you are unlikely to listen when I give you a roadmap to my "O" and you'll bugger off after sorting yourself utterly failing to reciprocate properly."
Hmmm.
That's about it.
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This is erotic literature at its finest. When is your book coming out?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much to mention, I just know what I like
Seeing a thread just reminded me of a big no no... feet loving people"
I like feet....
They stop the ends of my legs from fraying.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm cheating on my wife she doesn't know I'm here but at least I'm HONEST
You'd be surprised how many of those wives are happily fucking someone else while hubby sits online being ignored and keeps the bills and mortgage paid "
Fuck, that made me chuckle!! Nice one x |
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7 pussy pics is the equivalent of dick pics.
