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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It must work at some point suppose it depends if you are sexy as fuck alas would not work for moi unless I have been chatting to someone for a while then it’s banter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find a quick shuffle empties the balls the very best and saves me writing such statuses or sending such messages and sounding like a sex pest with the wrong idea of how to approach a woman on Fabswingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a scroll on by message/update for me.
I imagine if I changed my status to "Need this vajayjay filling" it would go the opposite way with a few offers though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It works as "Bantz" nothing more...
That being said there used to be a couple local to me where the only status update they had for weeks was a "Who is going to suck my cock? Now!" almost daily?
Unless it was a coded D/s thing between them(in which case crack on) I can't imagine it yielding much.
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Someone I'd been chatting to quite happily for a few weeks told me last week they needed to "dump a load in someone" that night.
Made me feel all warm and fuzzy and special, and *poof* my knickers went flying off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone I'd been chatting to quite happily for a few weeks told me last week they needed to "dump a load in someone" that night.
Made me feel all warm and fuzzy and special, and *poof* my knickers went flying off."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way "
Seeing these statuses or messages do make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find a quick shuffle empties the balls the very best and saves me writing such statuses or sending such messages and sounding like a sex pest with the wrong idea of how to approach a woman on Fabswingers "
If more men thought like you the Internet would be a very different place thank you for saying this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t have balls
But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?
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I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so. "
With eye roll lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t have balls
But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?
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I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so.
With eye roll lol "
I often think well if you can't even have a sherman tank without needing help then what use are you going to be to me? Needy is a fucking giant turn off. |
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way "
A few men regularly ask if I want or when last my balls were emptied. I then enquire what they think they are FULL?of and give some biological facts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t have balls
But surely it’s easier and quicker to empty them yourself?
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I always think ffs have a wank man! Lazy so and so.
With eye roll lol
I often think well if you can't even have a sherman tank without needing help then what use are you going to be to me? Needy is a fucking giant turn off. "
Doesn't know how to have a wank... will probably try to stick it in my belly button... |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way "
Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,
I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.
Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way
Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,
I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.
Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes. "
So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all
That’s still allowed I’m sure
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they don't know how to make themselves cum, then I am pretty sure, them, making me cum, will not be worth my effort... I usually block locals that put that kinda silliness up |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way
Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,
I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.
Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.
So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all
That’s still allowed I’m sure
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It's often said on the forum, Effort in reward out, your curiosity can only be truly answered by asking those folk who post the statuses, anything else is conjecture. |
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I might be barking up the incorrect tree but personally would have thought something like "I feel the need to massage the stress from someones shoulders" might be a slightly more roundabout way but with higher statistical success. 
Would like to think that as a race we have evolved further than the beating chest with fists and bellowing works. Hmmmm, ok. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way
Ever thought of Asking the folk who post these types of status,
I'm doubtful any bloke who posts on the forum has used this kind of status, if they had it'd be as a status shuffle thingy.
Seems any excuse to have a pop at blokes.
So many of these messages And status updates I’d be enquiring all day and not having a pop as my forum posts states curious is all
That’s still allowed I’m sure
It's often said on the forum, Effort in reward out, your curiosity can only be truly answered by asking those folk who post the statuses, anything else is conjecture. "
Well I hadn’t and wouldn’t come to any conclusion or opinion so conjecture nope thanks for your input though Have a fantastic week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way "
Would you mind awfully if I emptied my spuds over you OP?  |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
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"I see this a lot on my local updates ~ total turn off if you ask me!"
It's on my local updates too. Think it's probably on local updates everywhere! Plus things like "need a hole to fill" & "someone suck my cock" I mean, these offers are irresistible I'd say. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Said no one ever and got a meet out if it
Or have they? Is the fact that this kind of approach actually works ? Resulting in this or something similar being a common update or first message? Curious mind enquiry not an offer in any way
Would you mind awfully if I emptied my spuds over you OP? "
Rain check ?!?  |
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