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would a lot of men on here really chat up a cabbage if they thought they could fuck it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me  "
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene? |
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?"
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route |
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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago
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I see a lot of bias for and against Cabbages. Discrimination in the Grocery section of the supermarket. Oh dear.
I remember a Scottish NCO calling people Cabbage if he thought they were an idiot. He was very creative in not using crude words. |
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Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?
Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!
Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!
That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!  |
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"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?
Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!
Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!
That’s just the kinda guy I’d be! "
Watermelons seem a popular choice actually |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?
Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!
Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!
That’s just the kinda guy I’d be! "
You have been on fab way to long Peachy it wopes the mind  |
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"Not a cabbage - no! Too many layers - too much effort! Unless it’s rotten - how would you get the centre all moist and squidgy?
Probably overthinking this - but if I were to suddenly grow a penis I’d imagine a watermelon or pumpkin would be more likely to be the object of my desire!
Of course I’d draw/carve the face and vagina of a beautiful woman on it - and take time to seduce it!
That’s just the kinda guy I’d be!
You have been on fab way to long Peachy it wopes the mind "
My mind may be warped but at the moment, sadly, my body is pure! |
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"If it’s able to hold a conversation and hasn’t turned itself inside by being so far it’s own stall, in game. ((Please note I only like red cabbage and will block a brussel)"
That doesn’t make any sense Paul, seriously, drinking at this time!!
To answer the OP, no I wouldn’t fuck a cabbage but it appears that I may have fucked myself into a vegetative state |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% they would
There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ...  so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing... |
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"100% they would
There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ... so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing..."
Tbh that is what inspired my question, I remember 2 mins after joining I was inundated with people telling me my non existent pictures were stunning and would I like to meet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"100% they would
There's 1000s of men on here sending messages to silhouette's with no veris or anything else...just hoping to get a knee trembler ... so a cabbage probably seems quite appealing...
Tbh that is what inspired my question, I remember 2 mins after joining I was inundated with people telling me my non existent pictures were stunning and would I like to meet lol"
And I ment every word. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude..."
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet "
Lazy, bad Groot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot "
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage "
One of my veris says that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys? "
When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.
When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?
When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.
When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered. "
Ah yes of course!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?
When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.
When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered. "
Or under pressure from a creepy pervert to buy one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys?
When men buy sex toys they are dirty creepy perverts.
When women buy sex toys they are sexy and empowered.
Or under pressure from a creepy pervert to buy one?"
That too  |
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"So in the big picture the question is, would guys fuck an inanimate object?
She moves sometimes but I wouldn’t call her a cabbage
Rude...
Lol my bad I’m not awake enough to make good jokes yet
Lazy, bad Groot
Question is how many lads have these weird plastic pussy wank tubes and how many women own vibrators or toys? "
I’ve got plenty of sex toys - because my hand just doesn’t do it for me! I’m sure it’s an issue a lot of women have!
It’s so long since I had actual sex that without the toys I’d be walking around in a permanent state of grumpiness!
#sextoyssavelives!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rumour has it that the cabbage still received 327 copy and paste messages
Only if it's a female cabbage"
S'alright for you to say that, but we can't all afford to be that picky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route "
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice! |
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice! "
Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice!
Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey"
Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..
*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*
I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating  |
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice!
Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey
Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..
*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*
I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating "
Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice!
Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey
Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..
*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*
I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating
Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline"
*Ghengis rolls his eyes lustily and mumbles something in German* |
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"More of a cauliflower man myself
Sorry, a kink too far for me
I wonder if I'm isolating myself from the larger group, perhaps I'd have more joy in the fetish scene?
They may tempt you down the fennel or artichoke route
That's what I'm scared of.. today its cauliflower, tomorrow artichoke.. what'll happen three months down the line? I may find myself tied down, spread eagled on a bed with a pineapple in every orifice!
Ho whoa whoa there ... who said anything about fruit ... turnips and swedes for you matey
Well.. that's the slippery path we weave isn't it? Walking the thin red line of plant based edibles..
*Ghengis eyes up the fresh Basil with longing eyes*
I need a fabulous frooty flaggelating
Don't make me stick bananas up your finger nails and a slice of durian in each nostril to teach you the discipline
*Ghengis rolls his eyes lustily and mumbles something in German*"
Monkey notes a little too much enjoyment |
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