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over a year ago
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"Prince you are a very funny bloke I wouldn't bang you but I'd definitely have a beer with you 
How many beers would you need before youd bang me?"
Two gins usually I'm a tart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you show me the actual booking slip for Ibis. The foyer doesn't count 
Peach x
PM please. You're making Boldy jealous
Send her way my
Fuzz"
I'm so turned on right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ply me with gin and I’ll think about it 
Didn't have to think about it last time
You brought gin..  "
Dont expect me to bring more, there is loads left over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Prince you are a very funny bloke I wouldn't bang you but I'd definitely have a beer with you
How many beers would you need before youd bang me?
Two gins usually I'm a tart "
10/10 will bang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not tonight, sorry. I would have banged you but I burnt my minge so bad trying to pose with fairy lights and I'm going to let it heal before I engage in any shagging. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not tonight, sorry. I would have banged you but I burnt my minge so bad trying to pose with fairy lights and I'm going to let it heal before I engage in any shagging. "
I can come rub some aloe vera on it of you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not tonight, sorry. I would have banged you but I burnt my minge so bad trying to pose with fairy lights and I'm going to let it heal before I engage in any shagging.
I can come rub some aloe vera on it of you want"
I'll get too horny and want your penis and it will just cause more damage to my bits (I've heard your dick is massive) so I'll have to refuse your offer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not tonight, sorry. I would have banged you but I burnt my minge so bad trying to pose with fairy lights and I'm going to let it heal before I engage in any shagging.
I can come rub some aloe vera on it of you want
I'll get too horny and want your penis and it will just cause more damage to my bits (I've heard your dick is massive) so I'll have to refuse your offer "
Someone's been telling you lies |
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"Nope
As an Arsenal fan you would be doing me a favour
Not sure how you work that one out 
Figured you were a Hotspur's fan. Never mind "
Haha I am ..... footie never comes in to my bedroom decisions though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We banging or what?
Either tell me here or by PM
We may have..
Banged already? 
Quite possibly. It was very dark."
Ah, so you're the one who took my wallet. You can keep it but can I have the costa reward card back please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right this moment yes. I'm a bit offended you haven't noticed."
If I even had the slightest hint you wanted to shag me I would have moved to liverpool a long time ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?"
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway "
you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway "
Hmm oily wrestling a sexy laydee you say! Yis!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol "
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man |
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man"
Ffs... don’t you be mean to my youngen!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man
Ffs... don’t you be mean to my youngen!!! "
Sorry Aunt Saffron |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man
Ffs... don’t you be mean to my youngen!!!
Sorry Aunt Saffron"
yeah be sorry |
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man
Ffs... don’t you be mean to my youngen!!!
Sorry Aunt Saffron"
Oooshh *fanny flutters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"inre read this out lol
Too late. I'm lover zoning you. You're my lover now
Can I be in the middle?
You have to fight saffron naked covered in oil for that privilege.
But just so you know, we'll bang you both afterwards anyway you know saffron is my wife right she doesn't tell any one though thinks she's ashamed of me lol
Ahhh so you're the creepy pervert she keeps going on about.
Nice to finally meet you man
Ffs... don’t you be mean to my youngen!!!
Sorry Aunt Saffron
Oooshh *fanny flutters"
Wait until I tell my step mom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you show me the actual booking slip for Ibis. The foyer doesn't count
Peach x
PM please. You're making Boldy jealous
Send her way my
Fuzz"
I’m game, Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you show me the actual booking slip for Ibis. The foyer doesn't count
Peach x
PM please. You're making Boldy jealous
Send her way my
Fuzz
I’m game, Fuzz "
Of all the times you gone against me, I'm glad this wasnt one of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you show me the actual booking slip for Ibis. The foyer doesn't count
Peach x
PM please. You're making Boldy jealous
Send her way my
Fuzz
I’m game, Fuzz
Of all the times you gone against me, I'm glad this wasnt one of them "
Adjust your eyes.
I’m game for Fuzz! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you show me the actual booking slip for Ibis. The foyer doesn't count
Peach x
PM please. You're making Boldy jealous
Send her way my
Fuzz
I’m game, Fuzz
Of all the times you gone against me, I'm glad this wasnt one of them
Adjust your eyes.
I’m game for Fuzz! "
I know. And in return I get Peach
Great time to be alive |
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No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way! "
speaking off faces kissing lesson 2 weeks ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way! "
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake |
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake"
Ah! All these name changes get a tad confusing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes
Damn right
Glad you agree 
We should celebrate this agreement by banging
Your place or mine
Yours and then mine?
And stopping in between for another go "
Sure we can find a few hotels on the way |
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"Yes
Damn right
Glad you agree
We should celebrate this agreement by banging
Your place or mine
Yours and then mine?
And stopping in between for another go
Sure we can find a few hotels on the way "
See you soon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake
Ah! All these name changes get a tad confusing! "
Must be knocking on, everyone else clicked on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes
Damn right
Glad you agree
We should celebrate this agreement by banging
Your place or mine
Yours and then mine?
And stopping in between for another go
Sure we can find a few hotels on the way
See you soon "
See you soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake
Ah! All these name changes get a tad confusing!
Must be knocking on, everyone else clicked on "
so it's you |
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake
Ah! All these name changes get a tad confusing!
Must be knocking on, everyone else clicked on "
Well I’m 51 so yeah - knocking on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea what you look like my lovely - but based on the tattoo - maybe!
I kinda like to see the face that’ll be looking down on me whilst I’m mid-orgasm before I make my mind up though! I’m funny that way!
Dont worry I've already made up your mind for you.
Love, Piece of Cake
Ah! All these name changes get a tad confusing!
Must be knocking on, everyone else clicked on
Well I’m 51 so yeah - knocking on! "
yeah right peachy still think your 10 years younger than you are |
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