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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....
New trainers.
Hoodie.
Joggers.
Bluetooth headset.
Gym subscription.
I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat 
How should she make it up to me?
All sexual answers considered  |
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"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....
New trainers.
Hoodie.
Joggers.
Bluetooth headset.
Gym subscription.
I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat
How should she make it up to me?
All sexual answers considered "
She should get out the whips and paddles and make sure you follow through. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.
I can give her a new man for Christmas, without going through all that exercise malarkey "
Make it two and make all her Christmases cum at once.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Use them all, and give her a new man for Christmas.
I can give her a new man for Christmas, without going through all that exercise malarkey
Make it two and make all her Christmases cum at once.
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You mean two excluding me? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....
New trainers.
Hoodie.
Joggers.
Bluetooth headset.
Gym subscription.
I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat
How should she make it up to me?
All sexual answers considered "
Ask her to dress up for you as that's clearly what she's asking you to do.
Then join her at the gym and do her on the benches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wife just gave me an early Christmas present, a box containing....
New trainers.
Hoodie.
Joggers.
Bluetooth headset.
Gym subscription.
I think she's trying to say the butler is getting fat
How should she make it up to me?
All sexual answers considered "
To be fair it could have been worse. It could have been.....
Stockings
Suspenders
French knickers
A maids outfit
Rubber gloves
Washing up brush
At least whilst you pretend to go to the gym you can do something constructive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would counteract that with a week long all inclusive holiday to Rhyl, for one
She gets a holiday, you get the remote and no nagging for a week!
It's win win! |
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