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I said to my missus, just tell me one thing you can do, that I can't besides give birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well, she said, shall I make a list?

you can't fanny fart for a start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a 47 point turn

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Put lippy and eye liner on while driving

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

.

Have a period

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk in 5" heels.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

multi task lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in 5" heels."

you ain't seen my new cubans !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.... ask for directions.

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By *parrow77Man over a year ago

cheshire

multi orgasm before cum :P

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Wear a thong without oiking it out your bum every few minutes.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

get virginal thrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in 5" heels.

you ain't seen my new cubans !"

..... cigars?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... fake an orgasm with conviction.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Replace the toilet roll when it runs out....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk in 5" heels.

you ain't seen my new cubans !

..... cigars?"

heels !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

look in a draw and find something that wasn't there when i looked

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

put a toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Replace the toilet roll when it runs out....

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and put the lid down after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put a toilet seat down"

I'm on crutchesat the moment and so I have to pee sitting down.

I still put the toilet seat up afterwards though, just to piss the wife off.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Hold the remote control and STILL manage to watch a programme all the way through without flicking to see whats on the other channels

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

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"Walk in 5" heels.

you ain't seen my new cubans !"

Not Portugese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put sugar in a cuppa without getting it everywhere bar the cup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hold the remote control and STILL manage to watch a programme all the way through without flicking to see whats on the other channels"

witch..burn her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"put sugar in a cuppa without getting it everywhere bar the cup

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"multi task lol

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phalacy

women cnt handle a headache and a blowjob ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"multi task lol

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I've just sneezed, pissed and shat myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"multi task lol

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multi task ... pfffttt... whats the point in getting 2 things wrong at the same time???

(runs and hides)

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Think for your self

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Leave hair in the plug hole.

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

Wrap resents without them looking like a starving wolf has being trying to open the package..

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

"Drive!"

And park?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bleed for 7 days without dying...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bury a stiff without a shovel...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Produce milk...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank a cock without moaning your arms aching!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the washing without turning everything pink or shrinking it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use one or two words when a couple of thousand will easilly do...

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple over a year ago

Cap d agde,France

"Drive!"

That did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

be modest or selfless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"multi task lol

phalacy

women cnt handle a headache and a blowjob ?"

yes they can and sex is good for a headache and i can do it but may bite the fucker for being a inconsiderate git who clearly if i have headache such be giving me attention x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and men defintely can't breastfeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yuo cant whinge in three distinct accents simultaneously either, Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and men defintely can't breastfeed

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Wanna fookin bet! I'm having a couple of quarts a week from Siren's boobies.

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