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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lazy git! You don't have a dig and bark yourself! Wet me flunky!  "
But if I can get hard just by looking at you it’s only fair that the lady reciprocates  |
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"Surely it’s more fun if you assist each other to that point 
WHAT!!! You mean actual foreplay  "
Of course Mr M or you thinking of just more visual stimulation, with no touching until both ready for your main event |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why would you be cooking roast potatoes just before sexy time? 
For half time scoff before we go again
Shall I put some on now ready "
My spuds are always ready |
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"Surely it’s more fun if you assist each other to that point
WHAT!!! You mean actual foreplay
Of course Mr M or you thinking of just more visual stimulation, with no touching until both ready for your main event "
I might give this foreplay wizardry a go at some point |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
That's the second time I've seen 'roaster' used this weekend. When did it become a thing?
I just have to think about sex to get wet. Some men have managed to reverse it with their approach. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you be cooking roast potatoes just before sexy time?
For half time scoff before we go again
Shall I put some on now ready
My spuds are always ready "
Are they ready to be put in a hot oven |
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"Surely it’s more fun if you assist each other to that point
WHAT!!! You mean actual foreplay
Of course Mr M or you thinking of just more visual stimulation, with no touching until both ready for your main event
I might give this foreplay wizardry a go at some point "
It’s a great spell to learn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's the second time I've seen 'roaster' used this weekend. When did it become a thing?
I just have to think about sex to get wet. Some men have managed to reverse it with their approach.
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If a gentleman slips you his roaster you know you’ve been a good girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the roaster like a toaster but instead of toasting it roast. If so, isnt that an oven?"
A roaster is the ultimate of hard ons, it’s incomparable to any other form of blooded peni |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Takes more than a roaster to melt my butter...
I like butter on my spuds "
I like the term "getting a roaster on" and I'm going to be using it a lot. I'm truly grateful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be wet if I want you dont worry.
Well I’m hard now if that helps 
Photo of it right now
How many angles would you like? "
Every angle possible, hurry up man, I’m aching for it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be wet if I want you dont worry.
Well I’m hard now if that helps
Photo of it right now
How many angles would you like?
Every angle possible, hurry up man, I’m aching for it "
But is your hole wet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be wet if I want you dont worry.
Well I’m hard now if that helps
Photo of it right now
How many angles would you like?
Every angle possible, hurry up man, I’m aching for it
But is your hole wet? "
I’ll just have a check |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be wet if I want you dont worry.
Well I’m hard now if that helps
Photo of it right now
How many angles would you like?
Every angle possible, hurry up man, I’m aching for it
But is your hole wet?
I’ll just have a check "
I’ve sent you a collage of cock for your perusal |
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