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over a year ago
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A Branston beans can is a change from the usual Sky remote. 10/10 for innovation
And I’ve had a couple of folk who’ve been complimentary in saying I ‘might’ be too big, but if someone’s turned on by you as a person, I’ve never had any issues. |
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By *lbethere OP Man
over a year ago
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"A Branston beans can is a change from the usual Sky remote. 10/10 for innovation
And I’ve had a couple of folk who’ve been complimentary in saying I ‘might’ be too big, but if someone’s turned on by you as a person, I’ve never had any issues. "
Nobody ‘turned’ on me, and I don’t think anyone is to big or take a compliment from size as it not my doing lol I like Branstin beans what can I say lol. Just wondering as they are out there but how many? (Obviously not gonna find out but may give some clues) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess it would depend on the state of your face as well
True
Or how dirty is one's soul 
My soul is corrupt but I’m not in the monster cock department  "
At least you are smooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I guess it would depend on the state of your face as well
True
Or how dirty is one's soul
2 out 3 ain't bad  "
If you consider monster cock the third one that wasn't my criteria so it's 2 out of 2 mentioned |
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"How big is your cock OP? no where near John Holmes’ that’s for sure!
So it’s not big then? if your John Holmes no it isn’t, you John Holmes then big boy lol"
No, but mine has been known to make eyes water |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If its 10inches or more, its gonna feel like being impaled on a railing! I would dumoathise with a lady saying Nyet.
You would what?  "
Sympathise!
Fecking smartphone keyboards and my incompetence working together! |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't refuse because of size. I'd refuse if the person wasnt very nice though.. or if they used a can of beans as a measuring device.
Sound pretty anti bean to me? Why the attack? "
Felt like it  |
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"Wouldn't refuse because of size. I'd refuse if the person wasnt very nice though.. or if they used a can of beans as a measuring device.
Sound pretty anti bean to me? Why the attack?
Felt like it "
Makes a change from a Lynx can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If its 10inches or more, its gonna feel like being impaled on a railing! I would dumoathise with a lady saying Nyet.
You would what?
Sympathise!
Fecking smartphone keyboards and my incompetence working together!"
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By *lbethere OP Man
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't refuse because of size. I'd refuse if the person wasnt very nice though.. or if they used a can of beans as a measuring device.
Sound pretty anti bean to me? Why the attack?
Felt like it
Makes a change from a Lynx can "
Lynx is for kids, real men use beans! Lol that’s a joke before any keyboard warrior have a go, and I don’t do SKY  |
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I've not refused anyone for size, but I once had sex with a young guy whose cock was the size of my forearm. He had no finesse, he was a rammer and he ended up bruising me quite badly.
I wouldn't meet up with him a second time - I could barely sit down for a couple of days.
A weapon of that size needs to be used with some skill if both parties are to enjoy it. |
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"I've not refused anyone for size, but I once had sex with a young guy whose cock was the size of my forearm. He had no finesse, he was a rammer and he ended up bruising me quite badly.
I wouldn't meet up with him a second time - I could barely sit down for a couple of days.
A weapon of that size needs to be used with some skill if both parties are to enjoy it."
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