How are you gorgeous?

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

How are you, gorgeous?

Sometimes punctuation is the difference between a compliment and an insult.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True

Story

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm doing good, thanks. You?

By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

You’re not wrong Clem

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It really is.

A) I'm gorgeous because I have skin that feels like silk and when I give a BJ I look up with lascivious eyes.

B) I'm well, thank you. It's been a busy week but I've had a peaceful day today and we had fillet steak for dinner.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a difference between knowing your nuts and knowing you're nuts.

By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's eat Grandma.

Let's eat, Grandma.

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man over a year ago

salisbury

Just for the record, i don't get messages like that. But i do like to read my wife's! Single guys, hang your heads in shame!