How many of us fantasise about making love with a gent or lady in front of a roaring open fire while it is freezing cold and dark outside? I have ready access to the open fire but still working on the sex. Henry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of us fantasise about making love with a gent or lady in front of a roaring open fire while it is freezing cold and dark outside? I have ready access to the open fire but still working on the sex. Henry"
I've got a Henry but you have to promise to clean him out aferwards.  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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It’s on my wishlist.
Specifically in a remote cottage next to a loch in the Scottish Highlands.
And after a banging bang, we can have hot chocolate curled up on the sofa under a blanket, listening to the radio and chatting bollocks. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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"Might try the hoover, but on a low setting. Probably a bit like the suction on a penis pump! You can't beat the friendliness of a nice open fire. Central heating has no character. H"
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, as the adverts used to say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been handcuffed to a radiator for the heating engineer to find me. You can't do that with an open fire. "
But you can always tie someone to landing bannisters |
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"Hi Sally. Was the heating engineer your sexual partner by any chance? I love your spirit. Henry  "
No not my partner. He was a man from Fab I accommodated a few times. He has given me verifications. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi La Luna. Your idea sounds fabulous and I'd happily like to help your fantasy come true. Any thoughts where in the Scottish Highlands? Near the Cairngorms for Xmas snow? Henry "
So long as there was a plentiful supply of firewood and food i’d be happy wherever, with the right company (i’m in a soppy mood today!) |
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"Hi La Luna. Your idea sounds fabulous and bearded. I'd happily like to help your fantasy come true. Any thoughts where in the Scottish Highlands? Near the Cairngorms for Xmas snow? Henry
So long as there was a plentiful supply of firewood and food i’d be happy wherever, with the right company (i’m in a soppy mood today!) "
Please leave me out of this ! |
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