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over a year ago
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Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever, whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever, whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
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Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".
Not that I was wanting it..! |
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"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".
Not that I was wanting it..!"
So he wasn't the best salesman then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".
Not that I was wanting it..!
So he wasn't the best salesman then"
I'd imagine they come in a box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever, whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
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Saw Tim minchin at Portsmouth guild Hall last month. Wonderful. He was brilliant.
Time before that we saw him at the o2 and had a quickie in the interval
There was no cheese involved, no lullaby, no white wine in the sun but it did feel very rock and roll, for a couple of nerds... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Reminds me of a song by the great Tim Minchin
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas, I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever, whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
Saw Tim minchin at Portsmouth guild Hall last month. Wonderful. He was brilliant.
Time before that we saw him at the o2 and had a quickie in the interval
There was no cheese involved, no lullaby, no white wine in the sun but it did feel very rock and roll, for a couple of nerds... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".
Not that I was wanting it..!
So he wasn't the best salesman then
I'd imagine they come in a box."
Yes with clear plastic windows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..
I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..
I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll. "
But is it a doll?
Or an old bf in a plastic skin....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No. But a kinky thought just came to my mind..
I imagine being in a relationship with a dominant lady who won't allow me to have sex with her and orders me to fuck the doll.
But is it a doll?
Or an old bf in a plastic skin....
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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I like to imagine the response of the owner of one of the 'high end' sex robots but that its been hacked and reprogrammed. There he is all "I'm in the mood for love" expecting "Oh come here big boy" but instead getting a sniggering followed by " Your not coming near me with that pathetic thing". |
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By *ob rodMan
over a year ago
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They had one on itv programme very British brothel
an interactive 1 it was hilarious like a shit Alexa they kept shouting sexy mode at it and it was giving proper random answer about heart rate and exercise |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw a gorgeous one in a sex shop once. I say gorgeous it was nicely crafted. But as the shopkeeper said, "how you going to get it home?".
Not that I was wanting it..!
So he wasn't the best salesman then
I'd imagine they come in a box.
Yes with clear plastic windows."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know why but I find them really creepy. I'm being hypocritical I suppose as I use sex toys, but a whole body just makes me uncomfortable. I think it's because in most cases I've seen where they are being used the people using them usually talk to them as if they are real and have feelings and it gives me goosebumps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?
We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard.
I still have friction burns. "
Was called the pelvis breaker, so they tried not to model the robot too much like me and they got it wrong. |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"Was Pillow Lib an early prototype?
We had too recall Lib2000 because his thrust was too hard.
I still have friction burns.
Was called the pelvis breaker, so they tried not to model the robot too much like me and they got it wrong."
Ahh, that’s why I have a dislocated jaw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We saw an interesting documentary that followed a chap who had several real doll - very lifelike - that he dressed and talked to, sat at the dinner table with, even took out in his car.
Now I realize that I should be non judgemental but in all honesty, I got the impression that he was sad & lonely and needed help.
Not a big fan. |
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over a year ago
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"I don't know why but I find them really creepy. I'm being hypocritical I suppose as I use sex toys, but a whole body just makes me uncomfortable. I think it's because in most cases I've seen where they are being used the people using them usually talk to them as if they are real and have feelings and it gives me goosebumps. "
True |
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Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv  |
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"Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv "
Awe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv
Awe "
Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around? |
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"Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv
Awe
Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around? "
Nowhere near as fine as you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thay had one on channel 5 sex series, he paid £1200 for it and treated it like his partner, he was very happy with his life but I couldn't help feel sorry for him as he was holding its hand watching tv
Awe
Why awe? Why a fake when there are so many fine originals around? "
I feel for the guy, because I know how hard originals are to find  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I have to resort to shagging one of them, I might aswell kill myself as I have failed at life.
Sex dolls have feelings too you know?"
Sorry to break this to you, I’ll attempt to be gentile. No they do not...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So maybe I’m just the strange one who has ??
I got a Kick out of it because it’s just
Strange. To be honest the more the night went on and my vision got blurry it almost looked real ??
It’s not something I would do when I’m straight or sober but when your a little bit out of it’s fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display "
I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person. |
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"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display
I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person. "
eeew  |
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"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display
I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person. eeew "
I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.
mmmmmmmmmm. |
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"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display
I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person. eeew
I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.
mmmmmmmmmm. "
butter cream rather have me and you and Chinese takeaway break will do me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your love for me is not debatable
Your sexual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you.
You don't have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid we might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Commutable, refutable you.
You're never sensitive or tickly
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
It's know an static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you.
Your skin is so smooth I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike.
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
Any sexual positions feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.
You don't complain about my hairy back
Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all up with a tissue
I bet my jealous friend all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
Don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down.
Don’t let me down.
And I won’t let you down.
https://youtu.be/e6raVzrbqrM
Love Tim Minchin!
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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago
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"Had an ex who worked in a simply pleasure sex shop, had someone come in asking to rent the one they had on display
I was watching that Yorkshire Brothel show a few days ago and they bought one for customers to use. So, that's pretty much the same thing as renting it! I think most of them come with removable vaginas so you can wash them out ready for the next person. eeew
I know. It doesn't appeal to me at all but whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd say there are people who would like to use them when they are full of jizz juice the end of a long day.
mmmmmmmmmm. "
There are people on here who quite happily shag the same woman 9 other men have been through in the same session. Sounds like the same thing to me except the doll is actually a person. |
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