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"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!
Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.
Stingly Byron 2019"
Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.
A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19. |
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"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though?
You're ok so long as it is not possessed cheese "
Possessed cheese. Wow! Better call out the exorcist  |
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"Surely that don't apply to 70+%
Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,
If it does I'm Fecked,
I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work. "
Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it. |
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"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!
Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.
Stingly Byron 2019
Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.
A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19. "
You know full well I'd deny you nothing. 
*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate..... |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"I'm good, I don't eat that much of it. Where do we stand on kebabs, doritos and cheese though?
You're ok so long as it is not possessed cheese
Possessed cheese. Wow! Better call out the exorcist "
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"Surely that don't apply to 70+%
Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,
If it does I'm Fecked,
I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work.
Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it."
leave out the almond and your on,,  |
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"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.  "
Erm data please
Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine
Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm? |
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"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.
Erm data please
Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine
Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?"
No data needed.
It's a joke.
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"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.
Erm data please
Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine
Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?
No data needed.
It's a joke.
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I know but such a poor one I thought I'd dib in if that's ok  |
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"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736.
Erm data please
Apparently 90 percent cocoa chocolate contains many healthy nutrients and is complementary for health in moderation little like red wine
Maybe they are suggesting the sugar and animal fat filled shite that also is called chocolate causes harm?
No data needed.
It's a joke.
I know but such a poor one I thought I'd dib in if that's ok "
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"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!
Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.
Stingly Byron 2019
Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.
A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19.
You know full well I'd deny you nothing.
*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate....."
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"Surely that don't apply to 70+%
Non processed to an inch of its life chocolate,,
If it does I'm Fecked,
I use 80% as a pick me up when tired in work.
Aldi 85% dark chocolate with a handful of almonds. Delicious. Or melted with cherries dipped in it. leave out the almond and your on,, "
Brazil nuts? |
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"It shortens your life of its the last bit in the fridge and it belongs to somebody else!
Never take my chocolate, it'll make your nose bleed.
Stingly Byron 2019
Never stop me eating chocolate, whoever it belongs to. It'll make you wish your nose bleeding was your only problem.
A woman who on medical advice has cut down on carbs. 20 bloody 19.
You know full well I'd deny you nothing.
*takes credit card to Hotel Chocolate.....
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If only Hotel Chocolate had the facility to have socials....... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "
The subsequent research paper proved that the shorter lifespan only applies to cheap shit chocolate. So if you eat 80% or above dark chocolate like me, you'll be fine |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Apparently every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes.
By that reckoning I died 3rd June, 1736. "
I heard that your life shortens even if you dont eat it.
Not sure if its true or not.. |
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