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over a year ago
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My hard on would become a lob on and my lob on would become flaccid. Then I just pretend to faint while she would call an ambulance I would leave by the window without saying good bye |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?"
just tell them, but don't be mean, you can't turn around and say you stink, but just let them know and let them know hygiene is a big thing for you
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I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to. |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to."
Febreze innit.... |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
Febreze innit...."
funny 
This could be the new marketing strategy for fabreze |
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over a year ago
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
I'd say am not on a sea-food diet"
The more you sea the more you eat |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
I'd say am not on a sea-food diet
The more you sea the more you eat"
lol...or i could say, can i pour sweet chilli sauce on ur vaginal tract babe... |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
Febreze innit...."
Nooooo  |
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over a year ago
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to."
I'd be the same but how would you say it ? |
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over a year ago
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing."
nosepegs |
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing."
Would be a hard one |
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing.
Would be a hard one "
Or maybe it wouldn't be |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'd be the same but how would you say it ?"
Take a deep breath and just say it as it is. |
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing.
Would be a hard one
Or maybe it wouldn't be "
I see what you did there |
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing.
nosepegs"
What if it's not just a smell... Cheesy nob comes to mind  |
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I met a guy for the first time from Fab.
We started getting down to it when I noticed a very peculiar smell coming from his privates. It wasn't horrific but it certainly wasn't pleasant. I was wondering what to do when he suddenly got cold feet and scarpered. I was most relieved. |
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"I met a guy for the first time from Fab.
We started getting down to it when I noticed a very peculiar smell coming from his privates. It wasn't horrific but it certainly wasn't pleasant. I was wondering what to do when he suddenly got cold feet and scarpered. I was most relieved. "
Haha lucky escape! Hygiene is a must! |
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It would depend who it was -new meet or regular. If there's time, use of the shower could be directed at the only way to proceed. If things were too bad, no redemption could mean that I'd state that it wasn't working and potentially that their cleanliness was a disappointment |
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"I knew someone like this once. I didn't tell her, but I tried to bath her.
How did that go? "
It didn't go well. She was hot too, but dirty in the wrong way. |
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over a year ago
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I've come a few females in the past with bad hygiene, One I had to tell her shes got bad hygiene and dont want see her she got upset and started crying.I doont get much luck anyway but bit scared if I come across another female with bad hygiene again as it's happened on more the one occasion,Some of the close up pictures people post on fab are very off putting and look very unhygienic make you feel sick. |
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over a year ago
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"Jeeeeez....we hope we never end up in this situation.
Just how would you say it?
We wouldn't want to upset them but then how would you carry on playing.
nosepegs
What if it's not just a smell... Cheesy nob comes to mind "
I'd vomit. |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?"
Have we ever taken a shower together? I'd like that.  |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?"
boo Fffk that
You have to say something otherwise your playing with Cheese,
No no no, fffking nooooooo |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Have we ever taken a shower together? I'd like that. "
That's a nice way to put it. |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?"
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay "
What if they say no thanks I've already showered? |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay
What if they say no thanks I've already showered?"
Sniff sniff... are you sure? |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay
What if they say no thanks I've already showered?
Sniff sniff... are you sure?"
Oh I'd not be able |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay
What if they say no thanks I've already showered?
Sniff sniff... are you sure?
Oh I'd not be able "
Get the jet wash out or your trainers on an run  |
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay
What if they say no thanks I've already showered?
Sniff sniff... are you sure?
Oh I'd not be able
Get the jet wash out or your trainers on an run "
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?
Tough one, if you really like the person and you still want to jump his or her bones, suggest a sexy shower as part of your foreplay
What if they say no thanks I've already showered?"
say waaaa is your cheese waterproof, and if so get the fk out of there because they don't know what a bar of soap is, |
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over a year ago
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"For the guy
What’s these mushrooms growing on your bell end. Are they edible cuz they sure don’t smell like it. Ya durty bastard
For the lady
Would you like me to clean That for you "
Mushrooms |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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If they were male I would literally get the baby wipes out. I always have some to hand for play.
If it was a female I would tactfully ask whether she had been feeling under the weather lately as most common cause is bv.
Fortunately most people are clean and those who aren’t are usually noticeable before clothing is ever removed. |
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"If they were male I would literally get the baby wipes out. I always have some to hand for play.
If it was a female I would tactfully ask whether she had been feeling under the weather lately as most common cause is bv.
Fortunately most people are clean and those who aren’t are usually noticeable before clothing is ever removed."
Not always noticable though. |
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over a year ago
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"Give her half a quid and tell her to get quick smart to lidl, as it isn't polite to polute personal space with something that smells like a bag of value cheese and onion crisps "
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to."
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
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I once met this really hot woman and we were really getting into a steamy session frantically getting each others' clothes off. I couldn't wait to explore every nook and cranny of her body.
When she spread her legs and pulled her gusset aside a huge waft hit me in the face like an iron letting off steam!
It was the fishiest thing I had smelt since Billingsgate fish market.
But, like the trooper I am, I carried on and dived my face right in. Never let a woman go unsatisfied. Lol |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this "
At least you can be honest about it |
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"Myself I always try to have a shower just before any fun starts. Nothing beats fresh out the shower sex
Same here if its possible.is the new shower big enough for 2 ??? "
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"Myself I always try to have a shower just before any fun starts. Nothing beats fresh out the shower sex
Same here if its possible.is the new shower big enough for 2 ???
I'll squeeze you in. Don't worry."
ahh I love a good Squeeze,, |
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"Myself I always try to have a shower just before any fun starts. Nothing beats fresh out the shower sex
Same here if its possible.is the new shower big enough for 2 ???
I'll squeeze you in. Don't worry. ahh I love a good Squeeze,, "
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"How would you tell someone there hygiene down below isn't up to standards or would you just say nothing ?"
Lol. Does this really happen? If it does, hope it is because of the diet than personal hygiene. |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this "
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
P"
What is BV? |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
P
What is BV?"
Bacterial vaginosis.
Basically your fanjo self cleans on the inside and has different bacteria and PH inside it. Shower gels etc can upset the natural PH balance and give you a whiffy. Antibiotics sorts it out.
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
P
What is BV?
Bacterial vaginosis.
Basically your fanjo self cleans on the inside and has different bacteria and PH inside it. Shower gels etc can upset the natural PH balance and give you a whiffy. Antibiotics sorts it out.
P"
Thanks for the explanation. You learn something everyday.  |
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over a year ago
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"Might squeeze in a squeeze in your corner window, mmmmmmm
No squeezing needed think about that for a sec,,,
Squeeeezzzeee"
Okay I thought about it.
Maybe a little squeeze |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
P
What is BV?
Bacterial vaginosis.
Basically your fanjo self cleans on the inside and has different bacteria and PH inside it. Shower gels etc can upset the natural PH balance and give you a whiffy. Antibiotics sorts it out.
P
Thanks for the explanation. You learn something everyday. "
Yah you explained that well |
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"I would have to say something, hopefully I would be able to do so without being insensitive.
Women can have BV and not even be aware of it and the smell.
I would really be uncomfortable having to say but I'd have to.
I'm always so concious of this - the bv thing, only happened occasionally but I've always been the first to mention it if I have.
Also I find just before and just after my period is always a little funny, so again I pre-warn
Feel bright red faced for even discussing this
Don't be red faced.
I get BV quite regularly, a few times a year.
Can be anything from shower gel (imperial leather is the absolute worst for this for me) or something simple like a change of fabric softener that brings it on, I'm also quite certain I've had it from my cycle too. I'm proper paranoid about what I use and whether I'm gonna have a dose of stink minge because of it. And no, I don't wash inside my chuff hole as tempting as it can be!
P
What is BV?
Bacterial vaginosis.
Basically your fanjo self cleans on the inside and has different bacteria and PH inside it. Shower gels etc can upset the natural PH balance and give you a whiffy. Antibiotics sorts it out.
P
Thanks for the explanation. You learn something everyday. "
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Depends if you want to fuck them or not, as I assume you wouldn't want to fuck someone who was currently below par? So if you did want to fuck them, just tell them nicely but to the point as hygiene can often be very quickly sorted. I suspect most people would prefer you to tell them whether it results in a fuck or not. And anyone who throws their teddies out the pram needs to just grow up. At the end of the day we are all human and our bodies can produce hygiene faux pas'. So it's a shame to spoil things through shame and silence when all could be corrected with a little word and a shower. |
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"Depends if you want to fuck them or not, as I assume you wouldn't want to fuck someone who was currently below par? So if you did want to fuck them, just tell them nicely but to the point as hygiene can often be very quickly sorted. I suspect most people would prefer you to tell them whether it results in a fuck or not. And anyone who throws their teddies out the pram needs to just grow up. At the end of the day we are all human and our bodies can produce hygiene faux pas'. So it's a shame to spoil things through shame and silence when all could be corrected with a little word and a shower."
Very good points. How would you go about bringing it up though? |
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"Depends if you want to fuck them or not, as I assume you wouldn't want to fuck someone who was currently below par? So if you did want to fuck them, just tell them nicely but to the point as hygiene can often be very quickly sorted. I suspect most people would prefer you to tell them whether it results in a fuck or not. And anyone who throws their teddies out the pram needs to just grow up. At the end of the day we are all human and our bodies can produce hygiene faux pas'. So it's a shame to spoil things through shame and silence when all could be corrected with a little word and a shower.
Very good points. How would you go about bringing it up though?"
Politely, to the point and in a non judgemental way. I figure it's more to do with tone, eye contact and body language more than the words used. Let them know it would be more enjoyable for both of you if that could be sorted out first. Like most games/activities it sometimes needs a bit of prior prep.
You could say for example if you wanted them to shower first simply how you would like them to shower first as you do with everyone. Maybe even to offer to join them (which could be fun). Maybe if it were a breath thing suggest you both takes some mints so kissing will be awesome and fresh. That way it's a joint thing and they don't feel singled out.
However you do it just be honest, to the point but let your kindness and humanity shine through too. |
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"Depends if you want to fuck them or not, as I assume you wouldn't want to fuck someone who was currently below par? So if you did want to fuck them, just tell them nicely but to the point as hygiene can often be very quickly sorted. I suspect most people would prefer you to tell them whether it results in a fuck or not. And anyone who throws their teddies out the pram needs to just grow up. At the end of the day we are all human and our bodies can produce hygiene faux pas'. So it's a shame to spoil things through shame and silence when all could be corrected with a little word and a shower.
Very good points. How would you go about bringing it up though?
Politely, to the point and in a non judgemental way. I figure it's more to do with tone, eye contact and body language more than the words used. Let them know it would be more enjoyable for both of you if that could be sorted out first. Like most games/activities it sometimes needs a bit of prior prep.
You could say for example if you wanted them to shower first simply how you would like them to shower first as you do with everyone. Maybe even to offer to join them (which could be fun). Maybe if it were a breath thing suggest you both takes some mints so kissing will be awesome and fresh. That way it's a joint thing and they don't feel singled out.
However you do it just be honest, to the point but let your kindness and humanity shine through too."
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