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"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs  
You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?
Lawn mowing "
I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.
I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.
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"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs
You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?
Lawn mowing
I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.
I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.
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People are looking a bit funny at me on this train as I laugh out loud to the wild meadow comment  |
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"how often do you tend to your bits an bobs
You mean like getting the Vim out, or mowing the lawn?
Lawn mowing
I tend to get the mower out before a meet, most people seem to appreciate a well tended lawn with neat borders.
I've not had a planned (get nakkid) meet for a while, so a bit of a wild meadow at the moment.
People are looking a bit funny at me on this train as I laugh out loud to the wild meadow comment "
Sorry.
Not sorry. |
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"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me."
Ditto!
But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.
Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies
*note to self
Book a bloody waxing |
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"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.
Ditto!
But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.
Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies
*note to self
Book a bloody waxing "
Just wear bigger undercrackers. |
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I'm thinking of totally getting rid of the mangrowth and getting back to bare skin.
Anything that makes me cock look bigger, and fuck me I need all the help I can get.
I was thinking it might make me look like a pr3 pub3scent schoolboy though.
Then I thought, one look at your gnarled, prune like, battered chops'll tell 'em your a "bit" older than 12..... |
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over a year ago
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"Bits most days, bobs on a Thursday and Monday....
Are Thursday and Monday reserved for PoF "
No he never touches me, well not more than an "accidental" brush....  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"If I waited for 'inbetween meets' I'd end up with a 'wild flower conservation area' 
Is it a SSSI 
It needs to be explored 
With a team of lady rangers "
So long as they all bring their gear. You know how much I like it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms.... 
What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend
What's in his pantaloons? "
We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called  |
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"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....
What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend
What's in his pantaloons?
We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called "
I'm lost boo? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hoist boobs daily......check for mushrooms....
What was the whippet thread called last night...asking for a friend
What's in his pantaloons?
We said it was a whippet but what was the thread called
I'm lost boo? "
I am now too |
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"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.
Ditto!
But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.
Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies
*note to self
Book a bloody waxing
Just wear bigger undercrackers."
They're already big enough to use as a parachute! |
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"I have a wax on wax off every 4 weeks now. Tis always better when Mrs Miyagi does it all for me.
Ditto!
But, I've been slack, just too busy to go.
Currently at 7 wks & the 'fro is starting to poke through my lacies
*note to self
Book a bloody waxing
Just wear bigger undercrackers.
They're already big enough to use as a parachute! "
Get it booked before you leave the salon! Mrs Miyagi is the best! |
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"Friday afternoon
Every Friday
I bought one of those IPL hair removal thingamajigs so hopefully the weekly thing will be a thing of the past soon."
It does slow the hair growth down but still have to epilate. |
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"I was them every time I shower. Surely that's good enough?
How long is it "
How long is what, the shower? Dunno about 15 mins.
My cock? Not that big, I'm more concerned with getting my shower done and dusted.
The time spent washing my bits? Enough so they they feel clean I guess.
A peice of string? That depends on where you cut it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandfather used to say that sun-Wednesday, he would wash as far down as possible. Thursday - Friday he would wash as far up as possible. On Saturday, as a treat, he would wash possible. |
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