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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston

Let's get this show back on the road after the shambles that was last week

It's Thursday, it's Rant Day

Bring your rants and have them Approved or Denied by me - Swing Jong Un

But beware, rants about preferences, not replying to messages, having to go to work and/or saying 'No rants from me' will be met with a nipple cripple and a wet willy (no not mine)

Rant your little hearts out fabbers. May the Rant be with you.

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By *modDMan  over a year ago

Lichfield

What, 15 minutes in?

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Fun sponges

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Passive aggressive folk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody mice in attic.. I will keep ranting till little buggers go.

Yes with clogs on

No not getting a cat

Yes live rural

Yes got bait traps sonars down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Christ, you didn't hang around.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Belittling folk

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Defensive girlfriends

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Christ, you didn't hang around. "

If that’s a rant I think you need to do better

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By *apascouseMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Just fucking people

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Defensive girlfriends

"

You’re my girlfriend

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend "

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By *modDMan  over a year ago

Lichfield

Rain, fuckin' rain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

"

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

Period pains. Ugh.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

"

My rants are defensive but wrong subject

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Men. Tut.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

"

We need more emojis

Yes that was a rant

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

My rants are defensive but wrong subject "

I’m hormonal as fuck, ignore me. I fancy Lib tonight, it’s clear my mind is not okay.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

My rants are defensive but wrong subject

I’m hormonal as fuck, ignore me. I fancy Lib tonight, it’s clear my mind is not okay. "

That was me last week, you’d have thought the world was about to end

Oh not the fancying Lib bit

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


" "

I’m being a cunt because I just don’t want anyone to know how much you mean to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bigots, and customers who say REALLY fucking creepy things to me at work.

Imagine working on your own and having someone say ‘I’d love to take you out back ’ without any warning or anything, it’s just fucking creepy, like no.

As for the bigotry, I’m trans, yeah I know it’s unusual to meet someone like me in this area but no I don’t wanna hear your opinion on chromasones and what you’ve learnt from reading the daily mail, get the fuck outta here with that!

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By *ancardiff7Man  over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Cunts who sit on their brakes when stationary in traffic, dazzling those behind them. Use your fucking handbrake!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Christmas is coming too fast, I don’t want it to be over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn is an ill educated racist cunt , and an illiterate bigot, with no sense of fiscal policy!

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

People who know nothing about politics and spout bollocks.

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Jeremy Corbyn is an ill educated racist cunt , and an illiterate bigot, with no sense of fiscal policy! "

You might want to change your attire while ranting about the Labour leader

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who know nothing about politics and spout bollocks. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We wil keep th red pants flying here ! Lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Repetition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People with Xmas decs up already

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"People with Xmas decs up already "

Yes the 1st December is the time for that

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Developers - the ongoing saga

So, to recap, currently going through the process of buying a new build house, reserved in April, been on contract since May due to have been completed end of October.

Developers being as they are, the end date slipped, and slipped again ... then slipped again ... was going to complete end of this month, then 13th December

This week's latest installment ... T minus 3 weeks to go, sales office called ... bad news ... date slipped again, now won't complete until middle of January!!

Here's the kicker ... all because the kitchen door handles we have chosen have been discontinued!!

Wtf ... they suddenly found this out about 4 weeks ago, they told us and we chose new ones ... but little did the developer know, because they didn't have a complete order, the kitchen subcontractor didn't even begin to build the kitchen ... 6 week leaf time.

1. Handles just need holes drilling, why does this stop the carcasses and doors being made??

2. Why the fuck hadn't the developer questioned why there was no kitchen delivered and fitted for the house when they were just 3 weeks from planned completion??

Cue a long sob story of lazy site manager and incompetent direction, personnel replaced, new team playing catch up etc,other houses have been delayed even longer than ours ...

How the fuck is this my problem??? Just finish the fucking house!!!!

Arsey cockwombles the lot of them ...

Tune in next time for the next installment ....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Long arse posts! Eeessshhh

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh "

Glibness!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh

Glibness!! "

Sigh.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Long arse posts! Eeessshhh

Glibness!!

Sigh....."

That's ok Bandit ... you can sigh at me anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not much to rant about today tbh....

....oh, but, fab - it's not very entertaining or inspiring lately.....

...oh, and some ppl are really mean to other ppl they perceive as being mean, when if they were nice then everyone would have a better experience (has absolutely nothing to do with me personally this time, just an observation of late, it's really not pretty).... ....be nice and give others more BOTD please you miserable fuckers....!

Happy Thursday all, much love

Nip x

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By *isandhers691127Couple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Xmas advert becoming a big event. Take your plastic tat and f off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like to rant about stomach cramps. Who invented them and why!!?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

I know you said not to rant about people not replying to messages but can I rant about being attacked for having the temerity to choose not to reply?

I'm mindful you can't discuss the contents of messages. Let's just say that someone I'd never spoken to asked me something intrusive and personal without any preamble or introduction. Just an abrupt demand. I therefore declined to respond.

Woke up today to two more messages name calling as a result. (note: not disclosing content)

Yeah, they're now blocked but TBH it's made me feel a bit shit. So much for respecting people's rights to privacy here, never mind all the other valid reasons why I can choose not to reply like.... ummm, real life, time etc.

Was from a regular and apparently 'liked' forum user too.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Fun sponges "

Spongebob Knobpants?

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Passive aggressive folk "

Also Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Bloody mice in attic.. I will keep ranting till little buggers go.

Yes with clogs on

No not getting a cat

Yes live rural

Yes got bait traps sonars down. "

Fair play

Part of nature's wonder

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Christ, you didn't hang around. "

I am very quick

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Belittling folk "

Was that 'eat me' or 'drink me' that did that? I've not read the book

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Just fucking people "

Should be a pleasant experience

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Period pains. Ugh. "

Always Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Men. Tut. "

No it was King Tut

Denied for historical inaccuracy

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Defensive girlfriends

You’re my girlfriend

We need more emojis

Yes that was a rant "

Hell yes and gifs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The rain sucks man ... do you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Working class tories.....

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Bigots, and customers who say REALLY fucking creepy things to me at work.

Imagine working on your own and having someone say ‘I’d love to take you out back ’ without any warning or anything, it’s just fucking creepy, like no.

As for the bigotry, I’m trans, yeah I know it’s unusual to meet someone like me in this area but no I don’t wanna hear your opinion on chromasones and what you’ve learnt from reading the daily mail, get the fuck outta here with that! "

No one should have to put up with that ever.

I hope the situation improves ASAP

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Cunts who sit on their brakes when stationary in traffic, dazzling those behind them. Use your fucking handbrake! "

Every

Single

Time

Approved with bells on

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Jeremy Corbyn is an ill educated racist cunt , and an illiterate bigot, with no sense of fiscal policy! In my opinion based on never having met him and only reading things online"

FTFY

Denied

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

A job I had on for tomo evening, worth £100, got cancelled with three days notice

And, not a rant as such but more surprise; my mum had a back operation on Tuesday which we all thought would take 3 hours. Ended up being over 6, and she's still numb in her lower legs and feet now....

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Repetition "

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

Repetition

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People with Xmas decs up already

Yes the 24th December is the time for that "

FTFY darling

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"People with Xmas decs up already "

Definitely Approved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boris Johnson is a deep fried cunt nugget.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Developers - the ongoing saga

So, to recap, currently going through the process of buying a new build house, reserved in April, been on contract since May due to have been completed end of October.

Developers being as they are, the end date slipped, and slipped again ... then slipped again ... was going to complete end of this month, then 13th December

This week's latest installment ... T minus 3 weeks to go, sales office called ... bad news ... date slipped again, now won't complete until middle of January!!

Here's the kicker ... all because the kitchen door handles we have chosen have been discontinued!!

Wtf ... they suddenly found this out about 4 weeks ago, they told us and we chose new ones ... but little did the developer know, because they didn't have a complete order, the kitchen subcontractor didn't even begin to build the kitchen ... 6 week leaf time.

1. Handles just need holes drilling, why does this stop the carcasses and doors being made??

2. Why the fuck hadn't the developer questioned why there was no kitchen delivered and fitted for the house when they were just 3 weeks from planned completion??

Cue a long sob story of lazy site manager and incompetent direction, personnel replaced, new team playing catch up etc,other houses have been delayed even longer than ours ...

How the fuck is this my problem??? Just finish the fucking house!!!!

Arsey cockwombles the lot of them ...

Tune in next time for the next installment ...."

Bellwhackers - hope they pull their fingers out before you put your fist in

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Not much to rant about today tbh....

....oh, but, fab - it's not very entertaining or inspiring lately.....

...oh, and some ppl are really mean to other ppl they perceive as being mean, when if they were nice then everyone would have a better experience (has absolutely nothing to do with me personally this time, just an observation of late, it's really not pretty).... ....be nice and give others more BOTD please you miserable fuckers....!

Happy Thursday all, much love

Nip x"

There is always an undercurrent around here. I'm glad I'm not involved in any of it anymore

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Xmas advert becoming a big event. Take your plastic tat and f off."

Edgar is my favourite but Kevin is a close second

The Debenhams and M&S ones are crap

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I’d like to rant about stomach cramps. Who invented them and why!!? "

Hell yes - always allowed

I hope the fart is suitably satisfying

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I know you said not to rant about people not replying to messages but can I rant about being attacked for having the temerity to choose not to reply?

I'm mindful you can't discuss the contents of messages. Let's just say that someone I'd never spoken to asked me something intrusive and personal without any preamble or introduction. Just an abrupt demand. I therefore declined to respond.

Woke up today to two more messages name calling as a result. (note: not disclosing content)

Yeah, they're now blocked but TBH it's made me feel a bit shit. So much for respecting people's rights to privacy here, never mind all the other valid reasons why I can choose not to reply like.... ummm, real life, time etc.

Was from a regular and apparently 'liked' forum user too. "

You certainly can

Unnamed forumite - don't be a dick

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"The rain sucks man ... do you"

Straws? Yes

It's western Europe, it's winter - it rains

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"A job I had on for tomo evening, worth £100, got cancelled with three days notice

And, not a rant as such but more surprise; my mum had a back operation on Tuesday which we all thought would take 3 hours. Ended up being over 6, and she's still numb in her lower legs and feet now.... "

That's bad luck - hope something else comes up soon

And I hope your mum recovers quickly

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Boris Johnson is a deep fried cunt nugget."

As insults go, it needs work.

Denied until you think of something better

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

Women's profiles that demand that you send them face pic, possibly dick pic, waist and inside leg measurements and national insurance number but say don't ask for a face pic back as I can't possibly have it on the Web

No, but you can send it on a PM and set it to delete as soon as the message has been read!

Sorry, just seen this and it has irrationally annoyed me because, amazing as it might sound, I might want to see what someone I'm considering bumping uglies with looks like facially....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Developers - the ongoing saga

So, to recap, currently going through the process of buying a new build house, reserved in April, been on contract since May due to have been completed end of October.

Developers being as they are, the end date slipped, and slipped again ... then slipped again ... was going to complete end of this month, then 13th December

This week's latest installment ... T minus 3 weeks to go, sales office called ... bad news ... date slipped again, now won't complete until middle of January!!

Here's the kicker ... all because the kitchen door handles we have chosen have been discontinued!!

Wtf ... they suddenly found this out about 4 weeks ago, they told us and we chose new ones ... but little did the developer know, because they didn't have a complete order, the kitchen subcontractor didn't even begin to build the kitchen ... 6 week leaf time.

1. Handles just need holes drilling, why does this stop the carcasses and doors being made??

2. Why the fuck hadn't the developer questioned why there was no kitchen delivered and fitted for the house when they were just 3 weeks from planned completion??

Cue a long sob story of lazy site manager and incompetent direction, personnel replaced, new team playing catch up etc,other houses have been delayed even longer than ours ...

How the fuck is this my problem??? Just finish the fucking house!!!!

Arsey cockwombles the lot of them ...

Tune in next time for the next installment ...."

I'm familiar with these sort of things....

I'm almost worrying now, that my ex is your builder!!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once.

"

Can I stay home SmellMell?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once.

Can I stay home SmellMell? "

Yes. Yes you can. If you're not ip to it, you're not. Don't make yourself go. x

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Women's profiles that demand that you send them face pic, possibly dick pic, waist and inside leg measurements and national insurance number but say don't ask for a face pic back as I can't possibly have it on the Web

No, but you can send it on a PM and set it to delete as soon as the message has been read!

Sorry, just seen this and it has irrationally annoyed me because, amazing as it might sound, I might want to see what someone I'm considering bumping uglies with looks like facially.... "

Preferences dude, preferences

If it doesn't float your boat then avoid.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once. "

You need to be in the right frame of mind for a gang bang Babs. Have some time off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Passive aggressive folk "

oh my days, had that all the time when I am at work. People getting passive aggressive with me constant and they have no reason or just cause

time to change job but in the new year

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

Standing while waiting for a bus that's over 20 minutes late in the cold with no shelter!!

It would have almost been quicker if I drove him home!

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Ppl that think their time is far more important than yours

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Standing while waiting for a bus that's over 20 minutes late in the cold with no shelter!!

It would have almost been quicker if I drove him home! "

Standing in the cold is never good

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple  over a year ago

Preston


"Ppl that think their time is far more important than yours "

Hell to the yes

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I volunteer to do a certain something and overwhelming I am happy to do it but I’m really tired and could do with a night off it, just this once.

You need to be in the right frame of mind for a gang bang Babs. Have some time off

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Swing!!

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By *icplshropsCouple  over a year ago

Rock

7.32 hours late rant!

University lecturers out on strike for 8 days, starting this week. I’m going to miss 5 lectures, essential for my 4 assignments due in 2 months. Whilst I have some empathy for their cause, what’s the university going to do with the money I’m paying towards their tuition fee (I’m self funded), when the strikers don’t get paid?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm ranting that I had a perfectly good rant, but for some reason the Thursday Rant Day thread eluded me.

It must have been in Ninja mode.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm ranting that I had a perfectly good rant, but for some reason the Thursday Rant Day thread eluded me.

It must have been in Ninja mode. "

Is it a rant about kangaroo courts?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm ranting that I had a perfectly good rant, but for some reason the Thursday Rant Day thread eluded me.

It must have been in Ninja mode.

Is it a rant about kangaroo courts?"

I came soooooooooo fucking close to using that very phrase.

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