" return of the spaff
Damn you. I'm singing now.
Hahahaha i was gonna call rspca then phew glad u told me "
So I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show |
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" return of the spaff
Damn you. I'm singing now.
Hahahaha i was gonna call rspca then phew glad u told me
So I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show"
revenge of the spaff now |
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"Spaff on my baps please.
Will you put ham and cheese in after 
Ham and cheese goes very well with mayo!
A bit of beetroot too "
That’s a bit kinky sexpot |
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"Spaff on my baps please.
Will you put ham and cheese in after
Ham and cheese goes very well with mayo!
A bit of beetroot too
That’s a bit kinky sexpot "
The secret is now out for everyone to know 
It's spafftastic |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed 
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet.... "
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers "
What a whippet????? |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet????? "
No ... he wants t'whippet out |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
No ... he wants t'whippet out "
Clever bugger.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet????? "
I can’t see it moving, I’ll ask to offer it a biscuit tomorrow |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
I can’t see it moving, I’ll ask to offer it a biscuit tomorrow "
Crying here.....has he vid it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
No ... he wants t'whippet out
Clever bugger.... "
Clever Spaffer |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
No ... he wants t'whippet out
Clever bugger.... "
Why thank you bandit  |
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
No ... he wants t'whippet out
Clever bugger....
Why thank you bandit "
Your welcome hairy toosh.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Spiff spaff spoff....
Splosh
Glibly spaffed
Haaaaaaa Glib! Sigh.....the good ole days....
The days of Alan and Bob eh
And Pru running like a whippet....
I know bless him, I’m convinced thats who he’s got in his boxers
What a whippet?????
I can’t see it moving, I’ll ask to offer it a biscuit tomorrow
Crying here.....has he vid it?"
I am too |
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"Spaff on my tits Fuzz
Damnit Boldy! Sort your predictive text out 
Fuzz
Ffs, Fuzz! Thank god you’re always around to notice. "
Honestly, it's like dealing with a child
Fuzz |
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"My poor, poor word.  "
Sometimes Meli .. you can bring things into this world, nurture, try and guide on the right path, but sooner or later you have to let them go and find their own spaff .. no .. path |
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