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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

“Ladies don’t pass him by”

And “fun”

Your turn...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't bite unless you ask me too.

Eww makes my shit itch that one!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure.... "

I always think “treat him with respect” sounds like a threat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I'm a professional so I can't send you a face pic"

Guess what I've got a job as well.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

I always think “treat him with respect” sounds like a threat"

Or they'll come and pee on your roses..... haaaaaaaa

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By *adetMan  over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Can send face pics on kik

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can send face pics on kik "

Everyone knows your face will dissolve if displayed outside of kik

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure.... "

Hahaha ppl here do actually refer the themselves as fab celebrity....

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Can't accommodate can't travel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Stunning”

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

Hahaha ppl here do actually refer the themselves as fab celebrity.... "

I can guess who......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't want to work through the whole site, just a couple of regulars. (they usually have high numbers of verifications)

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Quality over quantity"

"Not here to shag my way through the site"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Absofuckinglutely

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

I’ll grab the popcorn In other words I’m going to sit back and watch people verbally bash each other and drop the odd comment in to Stoke it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BBC ONLY!!

I know it's personal preference, but it just seems to be at the top of most profiles I like the look of!!

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

And been here before and know the score

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Ladies don’t pass him by”

And “fun”

Your turn...?"

he's entitled

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Absofuckinglutely "

Yet to see this on a profile ?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"No Asians please. Not being racist just a personal preference"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a professional...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And been here before and know the score "

Aka I’m hardened and jaded - what could be sexier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Expert pussy licker

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Discreet or discrete... coupled with the innate inability to discern the difference between the 2

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Can breathe underwater

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By *callycatMan  over a year ago

Mid Wales

"Not looking for single guys"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're all on here for the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Not looking for single guys"

"

We will find you.

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Umm I’m Open minded. But I only like BWC and BBC. so what about the other 40% of the world . Oh yes very open minded

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By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol

Am I gay/straight or fucked up??yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""Not looking for single guys"

We will find you."

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

100% genuine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a phrase but just two words

Cum slut ??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

“Nawty”. Even typing it makes me irrationally angry. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Expert pussy licker"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Don’t know what to put here / will fill in later”

The most pointless waste of a sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll get the pop corn.

That one makes me roll my eyes every time

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By *modDMan  over a year ago

Lichfield

What do you think of my profile?

It's a reply, not a question.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Man pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“Don’t know what to put here / will fill in later”

The most pointless waste of a sentence. "

Haha I’m always surprised when those people are verified. HOW?

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Experienced Dom

Watching that 50 Shades shite and tying Sandra from the next villages wrists together tight enough to cut off the circulation to her fingers does not make you an experienced dom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We are all the same height lying down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Don’t know what to put here / will fill in later”

The most pointless waste of a sentence.

Haha I’m always surprised when those people are verified. HOW?"

I have no idea. Why bother even typing it? Just leave it blank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Experienced Dom

Watching that 50 Shades shite and tying Sandra from the next villages wrists together tight enough to cut off the circulation to her fingers does not make you an experienced dom "

This has made me laugh so much and is so true

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meet now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stunning.

It could a big toe photo and it would still be stunning lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fill in later "

Glad it’s not just me whose eyes roll at this one.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Most hated are woman demanding ‘without a face pic I’ll delete your message’ = straight block

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By *azBeNaughtyMan  over a year ago

Isleworth

"Yeah I'm straight to"

However all of the verifications are from guys.

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"I'm a professional... "

Normally spelt 'proffesional'.

Or is it spelled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'"

Oh I hate that so much that and yummy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm ... definitely

My list is endless

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

“Message to Sydney University”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'"

Oh yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Umm I’m Open minded. But I only like BWC and BBC. so what about the other 40% of the world . Oh yes very open minded "

Just to be pedantic that would be the other 70% of blokes in the world, as half of all black and white chaps will have cocks average size or below (hence it's average) and therefore not be liked either?

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Why does it bother you' or 'Don't worry about it'

Seen in forums quite a bit.

Someone may ask a genuine question or just try to start a new topic about something on Fab.

It probably doesn't bother them, they are just curious to know what others think.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

Hahaha ppl here do actually refer the themselves as fab celebrity....

I can guess who...... "

Mr nice x. It’s you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Genuine and professional

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'"

And along with this, for laughter they choose to type as "hehe" Haha, yes. "Hehe" conjures up an image of a creepy little sneaky fucker with greasy hair rubbing their long and dirty fingernails sweaty palms together...

Maybe that's just my thoughts, I'm weird like that.

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"can I wank over your picture"

I don't care how you get your rocks off I don't need to know.

"100% genuine and discreet"

Well der not exactly going to be announcing that I'm on this site to people I meet on my day to day.

"Add me on snap chat" - "Add me on kik to see me wank"

Urrh no I don't even know you.

I've got loads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'Why does it bother you' or 'Don't worry about it'

Seen in forums quite a bit.

Someone may ask a genuine question or just try to start a new topic about something on Fab.

It probably doesn't bother them, they are just curious to know what others think."

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'

And along with this, for laughter they choose to type as "hehe" Haha, yes. "Hehe" conjures up an image of a creepy little sneaky fucker with greasy hair rubbing their long and dirty fingernails sweaty palms together...

Maybe that's just my thoughts, I'm weird like that.

B"

Although either is preferable than using "lol" at the end of every comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Mmmmmmmmmm'

'I don't bite unless you want me to'

'Quality not quantity'

'Will fill in later'

'New to this' (profile is over a year old)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll get the pop corn.

That one makes me roll my eyes every time "

It's been going for fucking years too. Even when I first joined Fab with my first singles profile, except then it was the insignificantly different "Pass the popcorn"...

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a guy repeatedly message me saying "definitely". Definitely what dude??

Also hate guys referring to themselves as Bulls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"“Message to Sydney University”"

Haha of course

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple  over a year ago

Planet Ork

Expert pussy licker. We’ve got 5 angry cats in our house, pop round if you’re really that much of an expert.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I had a guy repeatedly message me saying "definitely". Definitely what dude??

Also hate guys referring to themselves as Bulls "

Oh yes ... definitely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

U cannot have my penis not even a mention lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'

And along with this, for laughter they choose to type as "hehe" Haha, yes. "Hehe" conjures up an image of a creepy little sneaky fucker with greasy hair rubbing their long and dirty fingernails sweaty palms together...

Maybe that's just my thoughts, I'm weird like that.

B"

Same! I haha and hahaha all the time.

Hehe... okay, calm down Jeffrey Dahmer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

Hahaha ppl here do actually refer the themselves as fab celebrity....

I can guess who......

Mr nice x. It’s you. "

This is so funny your Highness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By *engallancerMan  over a year ago

Derby

Profile not available

??

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


""Not looking for single guys"

We will find you.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. "

Don’t know about a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When people use 'mmmmmmmmm'

And along with this, for laughter they choose to type as "hehe" Haha, yes. "Hehe" conjures up an image of a creepy little sneaky fucker with greasy hair rubbing their long and dirty fingernails sweaty palms together...

Maybe that's just my thoughts, I'm weird like that.

B

Same! I haha and hahaha all the time.

Hehe... okay, calm down Jeffrey Dahmer"

"Calm down Jeffrey Dahmer" I'm definitely stealing this for the next time someone messages "mmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't have a type will reply to all

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

This person has blocked you.

Oh no!!! I know what is THE WORST

(My first and last name) you’d be sooooooo surprised by the who I am but I’m not gonna tell you. Pisssssss offfffffff. Blocked.

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Most hated are woman demanding ‘without a face pic I’ll delete your message’ = straight block"

Amen to that sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This person has blocked you.

Oh no!!! I know what is THE WORST

(My first and last name) you’d be sooooooo surprised by the who I am but I’m not gonna tell you. Pisssssss offfffffff. Blocked. "

Oh my god. Has this happened to you??

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Umm I’m Open minded. But I only like BWC and BBC. so what about the other 40% of the world . Oh yes very open minded

Just to be pedantic that would be the other 70% of blokes in the world, as half of all black and white chaps will have cocks average size or below (hence it's average) and therefore not be liked either?

Thanks for the correction sir but I was just trying to make a point

B"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm close by ...

Yeah ... and?

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

"...lol..."

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"This person has blocked you.

Oh no!!! I know what is THE WORST

(My first and last name) you’d be sooooooo surprised by the who I am but I’m not gonna tell you. Pisssssss offfffffff. Blocked.

Oh my god. Has this happened to you?? "

About 5 times!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This person has blocked you.

Oh no!!! I know what is THE WORST

(My first and last name) you’d be sooooooo surprised by the who I am but I’m not gonna tell you. Pisssssss offfffffff. Blocked.

Oh my god. Has this happened to you??

About 5 times!"

I’d be horrified...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most hated are woman demanding ‘without a face pic I’ll delete your message’ = straight block

Amen to that sir "

and they don't have a picture on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm close by ...

Yeah ... and?"

Oh yeah!

“I’m within a mile”

Oh right, yeah, geographical proximetry - ding ding ding you guessed my secret fetish. Have a prize.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm close by ...

Yeah ... and?

Oh yeah!

“I’m within a mile”

Oh right, yeah, geographical proximetry - ding ding ding you guessed my secret fetish. Have a prize."

Proximity ... I invented a new word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This person has blocked you.

Oh no!!! I know what is THE WORST

(My first and last name) you’d be sooooooo surprised by the who I am but I’m not gonna tell you. Pisssssss offfffffff. Blocked. "

Get lost Queen of Fab.I know who you are he he he

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm close by ...

Yeah ... and?

Oh yeah!

“I’m within a mile”

Oh right, yeah, geographical proximetry - ding ding ding you guessed my secret fetish. Have a prize."

My underwear is on the floor and I'm ready knowing you're close by

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"BBC ONLY!!

I know it's personal preference, but it just seems to be at the top of most profiles I like the look of!! "

Agreed!!!

Im more than an appendage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know it's not a phrase, but I'll say it non the less. Repeat statuses (same one or two,over and over again) fakes! block!

Sorry to go off topic.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Apologies to all those who use them but

"I don't bite unless you want me to"

And

"Ooft"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Age is but a number, yes but you’re younger than my children and I’m not going there x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I know it's not a phrase, but I'll say it non the less. Repeat statuses (same one or two,over and over again) fakes! block!

Sorry to go off topic. "

Why does that make them fake?

Unimaginative maybe ... not necessarily fake

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Most of mine have been covered. They seem to be common irritants.

"Been here before, know how it goes"

Well, we're relative newbies so please do enlighten us with how it goes around here.

'mmmmmm' as though that's an arousing sound. I just picture Greg Wallace ... 'buttery biscuit base'!

M

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By *iguyandbbwCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yeah my profile might say straight but if you look on fab guys ull see I'm verified as bi... Pisses us right off lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know it's not a phrase, but I'll say it non the less. Repeat statuses (same one or two,over and over again) fakes! block!

Sorry to go off topic.

Why does that make them fake?

Unimaginative maybe ... not necessarily fake

"

Fair point I guess. Still block for lack of imagination, which in my world equals dull

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most of mine have been covered. They seem to be common irritants.

"Been here before, know how it goes"

Well, we're relative newbies so please do enlighten us with how it goes around here.

'mmmmmm' as though that's an arousing sound. I just picture Greg Wallace ... 'buttery biscuit base'!

M

"

Mmmm Crunchy and nutty

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By *eniorsxMan  over a year ago

Coggeshall

Cum bucket

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

It's surely polite to reply ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Must have face pic" then no pic on there profile.

Or just the use of the word hung in anyway. I have no know idea what size their talking about. Lol

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Most hated are woman demanding ‘without a face pic I’ll delete your message’ = straight block

Amen to that sir and they don't have a picture on "

love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stunning....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stunning.... "
really is that hubby commenting

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

You're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure.... "

People actually refer to themselves as Fab royalty???

Bloody hell, I thought I’d seen it all on here. Actually gobsmacked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

spaft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stunning.... really is that hubby commenting "

Lol..it seems that everyone on here over uses it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You're not my type"

I don’t know how else to say this....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Great with my tongue" "magic fingers" blahhh

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By *infonyCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

‘Off to such n such a club, say hi if you’re going’.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Genuine

Alpha

Dom

Couldn't decide between the 3 as they piss me off equally as much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well quoting from another thread " treat with respect"

Fab royalty....(yeh fck off)

..I'll think of more I'm sure....

I always think “treat him with respect” sounds like a threat"

Yes me too , (when used for her) smacks of possessive ,i think shes mine !! when it means i'm actually a controlling minger .........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Stunning'

'You won't be disappointed'

'lol'

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By *MP3Man  over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

FUN!

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By *hesterXXXMan  over a year ago

in your dreams

420 friendly

I can think of other ways of describing that...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well hung

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I’m in your area” !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Stunning” "

I bet that a lot hate it

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Hi Hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“I’m in your area” !!!!!!!"

Lies... what they really mean is, say the word and they’ll jump in the car and race to your house from 150 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I'm a nice guy, really..."

Translation = barely-suppressed rage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""I'm a nice guy, really..."

Translation = barely-suppressed rage."

Haha so accurate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“I’m in your area” !!!!!!!

Lies... what they really mean is, say the word and they’ll jump in the car and race to your house from 150 miles away "

Ha ha yeppppp .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Nawty”. Even typing it makes me irrationally angry. Mr. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you know who you are "

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

Must be over 6 feet tall

Treat her with respect

I don't bite, unless asked

I'm a professional, due to my job, won't send pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would have thought the worst fab phrase is "Sorry, not my type"

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"can I ask you a question

"

I know right.... And they just did by asking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can I ask you a question

I know right.... And they just did by asking"

How about "can I ask you another question after this one"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we meet now.

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By *andKBCouple  over a year ago

Plymouth

Very kinky but a massive list of what they dont do makes them not kinky at all.

Or the classic round in our area. Looking for a single female...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can I ask you a question

"

Also.... “Can I ask you anything?”

No. You cannot ask for my bank details, for starters.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I ask WHY its a no?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Stop messaging me or I'll report you."

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By *J RHEAMan  over a year ago

S West

I'm a princess that needs spoiling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""Stop messaging me or I'll report you.""

The restraining order is still active

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Makes a great filter = i want you to know i would reject you even though you havent asked/offered.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Message to Sydney University”"

I’ve never understood this tbh, it’s almost as bad as those shitty chainmail messages on Facebook ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Stop messaging me or I'll report you."

The restraining order is still active "

I have a pretty decent solicitor.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The terms

Lol

Hit me up

Stunning

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guys this is one of the best fabbers ever treat her with total respect not to be missed. ( bollocks)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Select few.

Pah, I've seen who you've fucked love.

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By *hedireCouple  over a year ago

wigan

(Couples profile) male only available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for

Men 18-48

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By *ovegames42Man  over a year ago

london


"Expert pussy licker. We’ve got 5 angry cats in our house, pop round if you’re really that much of an expert."

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hate reading a girls profile and looking at lot's of her pics ones that you can see inside her pussy and clamps on her nipples with an update like im so horny need a good shag etc. Then at the end it says all cock pics will result in a instant block. Pot calling the kettle black or what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

youre too far omg have they read my profile or what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking for exceptional single males only......

Really, but they never described this exceptional male in their profile....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he's exactly what I'm looking for shame hes at other end of the country

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I don't want to work through the whole site, just a couple of regulars. (they usually have high numbers of verifications)

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he must be desperate he has a persona of desperation

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Hate reading a girls profile and looking at lot's of her pics ones that you can see inside her pussy and clamps on her nipples with an update like im so horny need a good shag etc. Then at the end it says all cock pics will result in a instant block. Pot calling the kettle black or what "

Nothing wrong with clamps on nipples ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

men cant read or can men read jeez of course we can't so have pics otherwise we're not cumming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I'll pay you to meet"

"I'll spoil you like a princess"

"I'll treat you like a princess"

"marry me"

"I just want to lick your pussy want nothing in return"

And the list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I'll pay you to meet"

"I'll spoil you like a princess"

"I'll treat you like a princess"

"marry me"

"I just want to lick your pussy want nothing in return"

And the list goes on "

How much would you pay me...?

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By *ungscotsman26Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Guy "Hey. I know you don't like guys but would you let me suck you off? Love sucking straight guys"

Me...Eh no I'm actually straight and if they are getting sucked off by you they aren't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to unload

You free?

Not here for drama

Exceptional only

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can I ask you a question

"

Hahaha get that a lot...instant delete

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Message to Sydney University”"

Yeah, like that’s going to stop them

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


" Exceptional only"

What even IS exceptional. What a weird old notion.

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By *absfunguyMan  over a year ago

Home Counties &

Text talk...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky Gent is an amazing person"

Or did I imagine that one?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


" Exceptional only

What even IS exceptional. What a weird old notion. "

Exceptional— adjective

1.forming an exception or rare instance; unusual; extraordinary:The warm weather was exceptional for January.

2.unusually excellent; superior:an exceptional violinist.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire


" Exceptional only

What even IS exceptional. What a weird old notion.

Exceptional— adjective

1.forming an exception or rare instance; unusual; extraordinary:The warm weather was exceptional for January.

2.unusually excellent; superior:an exceptional violinist.

"

Yes but what makes a person so? Looks? Personality? Who knows.

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By *isandhers691127Couple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Work hard, play hard ...hate that phrase.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


" Exceptional only

What even IS exceptional. What a weird old notion.

Exceptional— adjective

1.forming an exception or rare instance; unusual; extraordinary:The warm weather was exceptional for January.

2.unusually excellent; superior:an exceptional violinist.

Yes but what makes a person so? Looks? Personality? Who knows. "

Outside the perceiving person's norm I guess

Still agree, it's a bollocks phrase, line someone is putting themself on pedestal for others to try and attain their expectations of high standards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wonder if we’d get to 174 posts if we made a thread about people’s favourite or most loved phrases on fab? I’m willing to bet not......

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By *NTLovers2Couple  over a year ago

Warrington

" Fabulous "

Since when did it become a euphemism for morbidly obese !

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