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What made you smile today?
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I've seen this done on other sites and thought I'd start it here.
So what made me smile today?
I hate dubstep. But a magazine I write for asked me to interview a dubstep band. I expected it to be awful, but though their music underwhelmed me it turned out to be one of the best interviews I've ever done  |
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What made me laugh today was the fact that some guy asked a woman for her phone number and just because he didnt have the ability to put the digits in the right order sent a random fancy a fuck message to a stranger |
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over a year ago
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"What made me laugh today was the fact that some guy asked a woman for her phone number and just because he didnt have the ability to put the digits in the right order sent a random fancy a fuck message to a stranger"
yeah, i read about that in another thread, what a loser  |
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my fuck buddy sent me a text saying "i videod you snoring the house down last night, wanna see?!" to which i replied " fo on then" his response was "bollocks, I had it on photo mode, I'll catch you next time!"
I keep laughing to myself. My colleagues think I am insane (not that they didn't anyway!)  |
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the nieghbours from hell's lawn mower catching fire and watching him rush round like a tit trying to put it out... if i hadnt pissed myself laughing i could of helped  |
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"Getting licked half to death
By a seven month old guide dog puppy
fave thing to see is a seeing eye dog being trained.
look so cute and yet will lead such a fulfilled life."
Have a fully trained one to help me from what puppy walker said had a right face on why I was getting licked |
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Getting out on my bike in the sunshine. Cycling up a mother of a hill but seeing the bison sunbathing took my mind of the burn in my (quite impressive) thigh's. Now enjoying the sun in the garden with food and a beer.
It's been a good day, I've been smiling a lot. |
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"my funny little dog who is smaller than a cat, sitting in my bycle basket and barking at passing cars and rubish bags."
What does you dog consider a rubbish bag? One of those rip off's from the market?? |
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Various things;
Getting a nice new verification
Beating my friends at poker
Seeing my parents after their holiday
Texts from a lovely girl on fab
Listening to the new orbital album in the car with the window down |
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Getting downstairs and realizing I hadn't missed my bus after all
and I know it's mean ... but finding out my EX is getting pissed off with the young girl he dumped me for cos he's working his ass off whilst 5 years on, she's spending around £15 daily on fags .... and still won't get a job.
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"Getting downstairs and realizing I hadn't missed my bus after all
and I know it's mean ... but finding out my EX is getting pissed off with the young girl he dumped me for cos he's working his ass off whilst 5 years on, she's spending around £15 daily on fags .... and still won't get a job.
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aww bless you gorgeous. Glad you got your bus! |
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The most amazing raunchy, erotic, filthy sex in a hotel room with my OH at 3.30am this morning after getting back from a club and then resuming that session at 9am. God it was great to be so naughty in bed together, but I don't think the people occupying the room next door thought so, the bed made a bit of a racket |
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The breeder where I had my chocolate labrador from had a little reunion for the puppies this afternoon so had 5 x 5month old puppies and their mum running around causing mayhem |
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A customer of mine warned me about his landlord being a nasty old cow.
About five weeks ago i met her for the first time and she started on me for no clear reason. I let her go on for a while until she told me to fuck off! Luckily im thick skinned but at this point i was about to start laughing and to stop this i had to give some back to her. We were eventually split up by the customers nanny. I told the customer what happene, he just laughed and said "I told you so!"
Anyway i was at the customers house today and the landlord turned up. The customer said to her, "Ah nice to see you. Have you met James yet?" There was an awkward pause for a very long whole second before the customer and i burst out laughing quite immaturely. The landlord walked away f-ing at us both. My customers cheek gave me the best belly laugh ive had in a while.
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I knew this thread was somewhere... anyway....
Last night whilst I was getting ready I heard an almighty slagging match in the street between a man and a woman as they walked past my house. Didn't think much of it, even at the point where it sounded like loose change was being thrown on the floor to the shouting of "have your fucking money".
So, I get ready and decide I have time to nip to the shop for some nibbles.
The shop is only 11 doors away from me, but by the time I had got there I was £22.70 better off |
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