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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment  "
Marry me?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me? "
Do I get my elephant?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant? "
You do now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant? "
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him."
And there won't be anymore if you keep giving that attitude young lady! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.
Yeah and talk funny and really quickly  "
deffo not brum then alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's where people start wearing cardigans in the summer and put gravy on chips.
Yeah and talk funny and really quickly deffo not brum then alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight "
Thaaaats riiiiiight boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him."
Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.
Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently "
I'm wife zoning you, were married now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.
Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently
I'm wife zoning you, were married now"
Fine! Terms and conditions applied though |
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Back on the subject ...
Centre of Great Britain – the computer calculation resulted in a location 7 km north west of Dunsop Bridge, Lancashire, by Whitendale Hanging Stones on Brennard Farm in the Forest of Bowland (SD 64188.3, 56541.43).
Lol maybe you will find a wife there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.
Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently
I'm wife zoning you, were married now
Fine! Terms and conditions applied though "
Oh don't worry, I've got my own T&C's  |
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment "
Eh now listen yow too, I worked up Lancashire for 17 yrs don’t th know..
Muffins, barm cakes, etc
Nowt different between most of us southerners that thou !!
Or in English.
We’re all the booming same British born and bred |
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By *modDMan
over a year ago
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Wiki's take on Watford Gap services:
"Since purchase in 1995, Roadchef have refurbished the premises. They have promoted its history, including the association with a north / south divide" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I grew up thinking that anything south of Harrogate was in the south really!
But in reality the north starts further south in the west, as travelling up the country you're in it when you leave Staffs and get into Cheshire.
In the east coming up the m1 and switching onto the A1 after Leeds, when the services start to begin with a "W" you're in the north, when they start to begin with other letters again afterwards, you're in the Far North/North east proper/what I thought of as "North" as a kid...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.
And there won't be anymore if you keep giving that attitude young lady!"
You can't have all the forum totty . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Here's a test though;
You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?
A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.
B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.
Answer A; You're in the North
Answer B; You're in the South.
B |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"Here's a test though;
You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?
A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.
B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.
Answer A; You're in the North
Answer B; You're in the South.
B"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here's a test though;
You're in the pub. It's been constantly pissing down outside and you notice that the sunken BBQ area in the Beer garden out back is under 3 feet of water and rising. Looking out the front you see a water running down the gutter of the road that is about an inch and a half deep. Which of the following is more likely to happen?
A) There is a roar of approval from the boozers inside and they merrily run out back laughing like loons, jumping into the rainwater pool that's formed behind the pub. Someone starts a jolly sing-song and the mob stood up to past their waists in the cold water join in with gusto, laughing and joking and still drinking pints as they do so.
B) There is an air of alarm that quickly spreads through the pub. A forward thinking individual goes rushing out front, dragging chairs with him to arrange in a line that crosses the two foot wide inch and a half of water in the gutter. Worriedly the inhabitants scramble onto the first chair and cross fearfully, being helped down by others on the far side in the road. There are a few muttered comments that the fact strangers are interacting this way with each other hasn't been seen since the Blitz and it's a great "Coming together in adversity". In the background the landlord is frantically dialling the emergency services to get the road closed to vehicles.
Answer A; You're in the North
Answer B; You're in the South.
B
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C) The landlord has a lock in and put the Karaoke on, you're in the East End. |
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"Anywhere after Sheffield
Bloody southerners dont know what youre talking about
I'm a Born and bred northerner, so I agree with your comment
Marry me?
Do I get my elephant?
Don't get sucked in by his charm. He asks 3 forum women a day to marry him.
Don't worry.I just want the elephant,then I'll let him down gently
I'm wife zoning you, were married now"
I now pronounce you both. Man and wife. You may now kiss the elephants trunk. |
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