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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was an old lady from ealing

Who was put in a cell for stealing

She lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young girl named Denise

Who’s pubes hung down to her knees

The crabs got together

To knit her a sweater

So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young girl named Denise

Who’s pubes hung down to her knees

The crabs got together

To knit her a sweater

So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze."
lol marvellous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Things that go bump in the night

Should not really give you a fright...

Its the hole in each ear

That lets in the fear...

That and the absence of light...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a man from Kent

Whose cock was so long it bent,

To save himself trouble, he put it in double,

and instead of cumming he went

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Things that go bump in the night

Should not really give you a fright...

Its the hole in each ear

That lets in the fear...

That and the absence of light...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there was a young man from Vienna

who would do any trick for a tenner

his favorite trick was to stand on his prick

and tighten his balls with a spanner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There once was a man from Kent

Whose cock was so long it bent,

To save himself trouble, he put it in double,

and instead of cumming he went"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a man from Kent

Whose cock was so long it bent,

Ahem!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

youre about to get fisted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a wonderful thing is a nose.

It grows and it grows and it grows.

It grows on your head

While youre lying in bed

At the opposite end to your toes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast the Captain's penis.

The captain of this lugger,

He was a dirty bugger,

He wasn't fit to shove shit

From one place to another.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a whore in bed

And the mast the Captain's penis.

The captain of this lugger,

He was a dirty bugger,

He wasn't fit to shove shit

From one place to another.

Frigging in the rigging.x3...there was fuck all else to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a women named White

found herself in a terrible plight

a mucker named Tucker

he struck her the fucker

the bugger the bastard the shite!

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

on a saturday night we shall swing,

its such a marvellous thing,

you get such a shock,

when that girl with a cock,

tries to showe it, unlubed, up your ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"on a saturday night we shall swing,

its such a marvellous thing,

you get such a shock,

when that girl with a cock,

tries to showe it, unlubed, up your ring."

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped cum from his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped cum from his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man of Australia

who painted his arse like a dahlia.

The drawing was fine,

The colour divine,

But the scent - alas - was a failure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Odd

Who wanted a baby from God

It weren't the almighty that went up her nightie

It was the vicar the dirty old sod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Bacon is also red

Poems are hard

BACON

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young woman from Bicester

More willing by far than her sister.

The sister would giggle

And wriggle and jiggle,

But this one would come if you kissed her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady called Gerda,

in sex, claimed that no man could curb her.

Till a man from Khartoum,

hit the top of her womb,

with his 16inch kidney disturber!

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

there once was a woman so tall

who said she could take it all

you could picture the scene

as i knelt dont between

and recreated all creatures great and small

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

on the edge of the bed Em sits

on my endowment she hardily grips

she pulls it with vigour

til she actions the trigger

and makes me shoot over her tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Under the spreading chestnut tree

The village idiot sat

Amusing himself by abusing himself

And catching it in his hat.

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