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Impromptu Lounge pre-Christmas party party

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Merry Christmas Fuckers! Welcome to the Lounge Pre-Christmas Party Party.

Bring your own.. Something! All I've arranged is the place and the alcohol. I need your help to make it a night to remember.

Are you coming? If so? What yer bringin'?

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m coming. I’ll bring condoms and good will.

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

De erbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m coming. I’ll bring condoms and good will. "

Welcome Estella *Gives you hug* Follow me, the corridors are down here

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes! I’m cuming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"De erbs "

Legend

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"I’m coming. I’ll bring condoms and good will.

Welcome Estella *Gives you hug* Follow me, the corridors are down here

I love an indoors alleyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes! I’m cuming!

We've got a party already! Whoop whooop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baby oil and whips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m coming. I’ll bring condoms and good will.

Welcome Estella *Gives you hug* Follow me, the corridors are down here

I love an indoors alleyway. "

*Ghengis swoons*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Baby oil and whips

I love baby oil

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm bringing few yoga mats for the naked yoga sesh. Oh, twister too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing few yoga mats for the naked yoga sesh. Oh, twister too x "

I've never done Yoga. Naked Yoga? Someone is going to have to teach me.

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Cake, I'm bringing cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll bring myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cake, I'm bringing cake "

Any particular type?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Yes! I’m cuming!

We've got a party already! Whoop whooop"

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll bring myself

*Ghengis bounds over* And what would Cheeky care to drink?*

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm bringing the Christmas pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to shake!

Peach x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can this be a naked party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds "

mate.. you've just ruined lemon drizzle cake for me, I'm a purist. It sounds tasty enough to try though.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’ll bring a prawn ring, all the best parties have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing the Christmas pudding

Is it on fire?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a healthy thirst for fun, I'll bring that..... x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds

mate.. you've just ruined lemon drizzle cake for me, I'm a purist. It sounds tasty enough to try though."

I'm hoping there was an Oxford comma missing from that combination

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to shake!

Peach x"

*Ghengis rubs his thighs in excitement*

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm bringing the Christmas pudding

Is it on fire?"

Not perpetually but eventually, of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’ll bring a prawn ring, all the best parties have them

Will whatsherface off of Atomic Kitten bring it along?

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I'm bringing few yoga mats for the naked yoga sesh. Oh, twister too x

I've never done Yoga. Naked Yoga? Someone is going to have to teach me."

I checked your profile, i see you can fold your arms topless which is a good starting point to becoming a naked yogi ..I'll teach you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll bring a prawn ring, all the best parties have them

I love a good prawn. Varied flavours and combos of cooking? or just pink and circley?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a healthy thirst for fun, I'll bring that..... x"

That'll do..

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing few yoga mats for the naked yoga sesh. Oh, twister too x

I've never done Yoga. Naked Yoga? Someone is going to have to teach me.

I checked your profile, i see you can fold your arms topless which is a good starting point to becoming a naked yogi ..I'll teach you

Yes Sensai.. *Ghengis bows*

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

Mmm lubey, halloumi fingers

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to shake!

Peach x"

What's in your cocktail Peach?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

CHEESE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now... "

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll bring myself

*Ghengis bounds over* And what would Cheeky care to drink?*"

Pink gin please Ghengis

..pint of

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

Can I bring the cheese too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend"

I don’t like those

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

omg halloumi fries? what wizardry is this? I heard MRS TMN mention munching one earlier today.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I’ll bring a prawn ring, all the best parties have them

Will whatsherface off of Atomic Kitten bring it along? "

Nooo she would probably eat it before we arrived gready cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x"

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz"

That's an... interesting... whisk you have there Fuzz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend"

Why? It's on now.. all you have to do is filter out reality. Feel the moment maaaaaan.

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

Thigh high stiletto boots, lingerie and masquerade mask just for the fun.

Oohh and maltesers

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Lemons,salt,Tequila.

I'm on a plane now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll bring myself

*Ghengis bounds over* And what would Cheeky care to drink?*

Pink gin please Ghengis

..pint of

*Fistbump of respect* Pink pint o n it's way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we going out or out, out lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My high heels, sexy hot pants and sparkly top, sexy stockings are needing a good outing.

Or maybe my new thigh high boots (as pictured) and a cheeky wee bottle

Already shaking that ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

Can I bring the cheese too?

only halloumi fries

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

Mmm lubey, halloumi fingers

So delicious. And if we run out of body parts to insert in orifices...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz"

Happy cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thigh high stiletto boots, lingerie and masquerade mask just for the fun.

Oohh and maltesers

Can you do any malteser related tricks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lemons,salt,Tequila.

I'm on a plane now!

*Feeling queasy at very mention of tequila*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

Can I bring the cheese too?

only halloumi fries "

You don't even know what they are!

Bloody delicious is what.

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are we going out or out, out lol x"

All out, out out

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

Mmm lubey, halloumi fingers

So delicious. And if we run out of body parts to insert in orifices..."

Hide the halloumi?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

Mmm lubey, halloumi fingers

So delicious. And if we run out of body parts to insert in orifices..."

omg

lubey halloumi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz

Happy cake?"

Yes. Floaty happy cake

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

Can I bring the cheese too?

only halloumi fries

You don't even know what they are!

Bloody delicious is what.

Deal

Hush you! *Inserts a lubey halloumi up yer bum*

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend"

Because you ate them?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm cumming...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'll bring a cheeseboard and halloumi fries and lube aplenty.

Mmm lubey, halloumi fingers

So delicious. And if we run out of body parts to insert in orifices...

omg

lubey halloumi"

Halloubmi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz

Happy cake?

Yes. Floaty happy cake

Fuzz"

I'll have a slice of that Fuzzbuzz please

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm cumming... "

Can I not take my eyes off you all night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberries and cream

If it's for eating, watch out for the lubey halloumi..

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds

Yes please!"

It's my task for next Friday, possibly alongside an orange and cointreau one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend

Why? It's on now.. all you have to do is filter out reality. Feel the moment maaaaaan."

Ok fine, but we're going fishing after!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend

Because you ate them?"

Not yet, I'm actually saving them for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to shake!

Peach x

What's in your cocktail Peach? "

Well the last one Fuzz mixed up for us had a quarter bottle of pink gin, quarter of raspberry gin liqueur, 3 cans of gin and tonic and topped up with lemonade

We were suitably wasted

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bringing Lindt pralines!

But I'll probably cancel and not attend

Why? It's on now.. all you have to do is filter out reality. Feel the moment maaaaaan.

Ok fine, but we're going fishing after!"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shot, shot, shot lol x

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By *ong_John2333Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Now to find a way to sneak into the cool kids' party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shot, shot, shot lol x"

of? of? of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now to find a way to sneak into the cool kids' party

Oh sorry.. that's on the other side of town.. just us sad fuckers in here.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Strawberries and cream

If it's for eating, watch out for the lubey halloumi.."

Body buffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strawberries and cream

If it's for eating, watch out for the lubey halloumi..

Body buffet

oh god.. lubeyfoody

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Can this be a naked party?

Only in the dark private corridors! Put it away Mrs TMN! Now follow me

Aw. No public nudity? Maybe later? Guess we could keep it private for now...

maybe later, yes.. hurry.. follow me.. get in there.. take those clothes off

Can I bring the cheese too?

only halloumi fries

You don't even know what they are!

Bloody delicious is what.

Deal

Hush you! *Inserts a lubey halloumi up yer bum*"

Oi, don't waste the halloumi on that kind of thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grinding and winding to this dirty track

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

Peach x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

"Grinding and winding to this dirty track

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

Peach x"

Ah man

You just killed the buzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grinding and winding to this dirty track

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

Peach x"

NOW ITS A PARTY! *Ghengis gets his grind on too*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

Noted.. you were late, so you must stay later..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grinding and winding to this dirty track

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

Peach x

Ah man

You just killed the buzz

Try this https://youtu.be/9X8kctOOm5o

Peach x

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

"Grinding and winding to this dirty track

https://youtu.be/POv-3yIPSWc

Peach x

Ah man

You just killed the buzz

Try this https://youtu.be/9X8kctOOm5o

Peach x"

Yes!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

Noted.. you were late, so you must stay later.."

I never leave before the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

At least you turned up

Not like your defence tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

Noted.. you were late, so you must stay later..

I never leave before the end

I like people who collapse somewhere on the premises and continue on the next day

Helping to tidy up the shit storm at the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I’m in!! And I’m bringing my wand and a bottle of flavoured gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I’m in!! And I’m bringing my wand and a bottle of flavoured gin "

Mind if I borrow your wand *Wingarddium fillaglasBZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ BZ BZ BZ BZ BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ!*

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I'm bringing my wand and a double ender!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

At least you turned up

Not like your defence tonight

So I’ve heard

I’m not surprised though, this isn’t the miracle change

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

Noted.. you were late, so you must stay later..

I never leave before the end

I like people who collapse somewhere on the premises and continue on the next day

Helping to tidy up the shit storm at the end."

I sleep where I fall

always tidying, would be like no one has been there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones. "

This party just getting better!!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now.."

You can never have too much lube...

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By *rosecco manMan over a year ago

BIRMINGHAM

This sounds like an awesome party! Can I be invited? Please feel free to review profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

At least you turned up

Not like your defence tonight

So I’ve heard

I’m not surprised though, this isn’t the miracle change "

No, will be all about the manager now, and not the team

Anyway, you sharing that vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

You can never have too much lube...

Hush you! Have another Halloumi fry!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm bringing meeee

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

You can never have too much lube...

I will close my eyes then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This sounds like an awesome party! Can I be invited? Please feel free to review profile."

You are invited.. but don't make that your chat up line with everyone.. they're not as easy as I am.

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By *oneyjule65Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

Mmmm

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!"

btw I love Brussel sprouts

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!"

Not a Bottom fan GK

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

You was enough

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

You can never have too much lube...

Hush you! Have another Halloumi fry!"

As long as it's in my gob and not up my arse like last time. I'm wise to your tricks now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

btw I love Brussel sprouts

I snogged you and everything..

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

Not a Bottom fan GK

As in Rick and Ade? Yes, but it's been a while.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

btw I love Brussel sprouts

I snogged you and everything..

I brushed me teeth ..just for you

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

You was enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

You can never have too much lube...

Hush you! Have another Halloumi fry!

As long as it's in my gob and not up my arse like last time. I'm wise to your tricks now! "

lick it

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

Not a Bottom fan GK

As in Rick and Ade? Yes, but it's been a while. "

Yeah...........Terry's Allgold , Frankenstein and Grrrr

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

You was enough

Too late.. you've ruined it with the sprouts now..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I will bring some lube,a pinwheel, & a blind fold.....

Just one blindfold? we're swimming in lube right now..

You can never have too much lube...

Hush you! Have another Halloumi fry!

As long as it's in my gob and not up my arse like last time. I'm wise to your tricks now!

lick it

Is that a halloumi fry in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too! "

Ooh me me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

Not a Bottom fan GK

As in Rick and Ade? Yes, but it's been a while.

Yeah...........Terry's Allgold , Frankenstein and Grrrr

That rings a bell actually

off to youtube.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

On little sticks? Stuck in half an orange? Yay!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too!

Ooh me me!

Right, who's on the other end? Or is it me while I'm blowjobbing and tit wanking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to spanked!

Peach x

I'll bring my "equipment" and I'll bake some special cake

Fuzz

That's an... interesting... whisk you have there Fuzz."

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts of doom with Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun

That sounds horrendous! There is a bdsm room in the back.. take your brussel sprouts in there!

Not a Bottom fan GK

As in Rick and Ade? Yes, but it's been a while.

Yeah...........Terry's Allgold , Frankenstein and Grrrr

That rings a bell actually

off to youtube."

"I'm a virgin"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm cumming... "

I swear I never touched her, M'lud

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bringing beer, nibbles and a smile.

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I loooove a party! On my way, bringing gin cocktail (premixed at home) dancing shoes, tunes and arse that is begging to shake!

Peach x

What's in your cocktail Peach?

Well the last one Fuzz mixed up for us had a quarter bottle of pink gin, quarter of raspberry gin liqueur, 3 cans of gin and tonic and topped up with lemonade

We were suitably wasted

Peach x"

Sounds divine x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too!

Ooh me me!

Right, who's on the other end? Or is it me while I'm blowjobbing and tit wanking?"

I think you should have first refusal, as you're being so accommodating

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

You was enough

Too late.. you've ruined it with the sprouts now.."
Brussel sprouts and stuffing....you want to try it

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too!

Ooh me me!

Right, who's on the other end? Or is it me while I'm blowjobbing and tit wanking?

I think you should have first refusal, as you're being so accommodating

Well, I don't mind, I'm the party cock sucker and tit wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, and I'll be giving out blow jobs to men that take my fancy and tit wanks for the extra special ones.

This party just getting better!!

no dick here but I don't mind watching

I'm bringing a double ender too!

Ooh me me!

Right, who's on the other end? Or is it me while I'm blowjobbing and tit wanking?

I think you should have first refusal, as you're being so accommodating

Well, I don't mind, I'm the party cock sucker and tit wanker

Every good party needs one!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

At least you turned up

Not like your defence tonight

So I’ve heard

I’m not surprised though, this isn’t the miracle change

No, will be all about the manager now, and not the team

Anyway, you sharing that vodka?

Always share the vodka

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late to the party, so I’m just sneaking in quietly with some vodka and mingling like I’ve always been here

At least you turned up

Not like your defence tonight

So I’ve heard

I’m not surprised though, this isn’t the miracle change

No, will be all about the manager now, and not the team

Anyway, you sharing that vodka?

Always share the vodka

In which case, cheers, and bottoms up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake Prosecco and lots of laughs and a bit of arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cake Prosecco and lots of laughs and a bit of arse

Cake and prosecco and arse?

Or Cake Prosecco and arse?

I'm happy with either.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?"

I think it was the sprouts......

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?"

Never...they are lightweights

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Jagerbombs and cards against humanity.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I just bring me?

I tried to get some drinks but I had a clean shave and didn't have my ID on me so they wouldn't sell me any.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Gin and lemon drizzle with poppy seeds "

This sounds delicious!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I just bring me?

I tried to get some drinks but I had a clean shave and didn't have my ID on me so they wouldn't sell me any. "

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Jagerbombs and cards against humanity."

a few Jagerbombs and I'll play anything

Cards against humanity..what's that?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

Are you the last man standing...like your spirit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

Are you the last man standing...like your spirit

Thank you, I'm not leaving until I get kicked out!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Jagerbombs and cards against humanity.

a few Jagerbombs and I'll play anything

Cards against humanity..what's that? "

Its a game where you have sentences with a gap in and cards with things to finish the sentence and the winner of each round is the person who chooses the most inappropriate one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

I was just scrolling to see if anyone had this. Can I sit with you, can it be hedgehog shaped the cheesy pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I've been busy on the photocopier with brianbigcock from New Zealand forum...

Back now! Where did I put my gin?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"alright I'll bring cheese and pineapple

I was just scrolling to see if anyone had this. Can I sit with you, can it be hedgehog shaped the cheesy pineapple

Oooo.posh..yeah sounds good

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Sorry, I've been busy on the photocopier with brianbigcock from New Zealand forum...

Back now! Where did I put my gin?

Peach x"

Chuckling picturing arse phot copies

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Jagerbombs and cards against humanity.

a few Jagerbombs and I'll play anything

Cards against humanity..what's that?

Its a game where you have sentences with a gap in and cards with things to finish the sentence and the winner of each round is the person who chooses the most inappropriate one

."
like the sound of that..I love a fun game

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here. "

What's legal here?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

I am indeed, you're the only one that even requested one so you get the bj AND the tit wank!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

I am indeed, you're the only one that even requested one so you get the bj AND the tit wank! "

Mmmmmm merry Xmas to me

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

I am indeed, you're the only one that even requested one so you get the bj AND the tit wank!

Mmmmmm merry Xmas to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

I am indeed, you're the only one that even requested one so you get the bj AND the tit wank!

Mmmmmm merry Xmas to me

You're definitely on my Xmas card list now!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Who killed the party? Was it me with my sexual favours?

Never...they are lightweights

Amateurs

I'm still going strong if you're still handing out party favours

I am indeed, you're the only one that even requested one so you get the bj AND the tit wank!

Mmmmmm merry Xmas to me

You're definitely on my Xmas card list now!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here.

What's legal here?

BCs finest special herbs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here.

What's legal here?

BCs finest special herbs."

Not for me thanks, and I believe Keeley has already chosen what she wants to puff on

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here.

What's legal here?

BCs finest special herbs.

Not for me thanks, and I believe Keeley has already chosen what she wants to puff on

Just call me puff the magic boner sucker!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Old Dutch Ketchup chips (you call them crisps) and Hickory Sticks

And hey I'm Canadian. Guess what's legal here.

What's legal here?

BCs finest special herbs.

Not for me thanks, and I believe Keeley has already chosen what she wants to puff on

Just call me puff the magic boner sucker!"

That's one hell of a nickname

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