FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Who's willing to take one for the team?
Who's willing to take one for the team?
Jump to: Newest in thread
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
What type of paper bag?
The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in."
That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
"
I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
What type of paper bag?
The big one from the pharmacy that I get all my laxatives in.
That'll be one less xmas pressie to buy"
Who is the lucky person? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry 
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?  "
it works on the ad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? "
I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.
Right now it's a big growler then?
Humongous!!"
See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? "
It worked allegedly for marianne faithful, oh, that was a Mars bar |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Has anyone said yes yet? Because it will only get more fierce the more you starve it 
That's how you prepare it for a fight."
That's one fight I'd love to be a sore loser |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I would 100% allow your fanny to eat me. Thank me team!"
I hope the teeth don't hurt too much. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..
I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."
i'll give it tombstone piledriver you finish with a leg drop |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..
I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."
Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered??  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..
I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone."
I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx
wuu2? x"
Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx
wuu2? x
Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx "
Oh I'm at full mast. Come swivel on this dick m'lady  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis
 sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?"
not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? it works on the ad "
So that's what they did to Mr. Bean? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler?
I'll do it for you ... I'll do it for the team"
Careful you don't lose a finger. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.
Right now it's a big growler then?
Humongous!!
See above .. I'll just tie a board to my arse to stop me getting sucked in"
Be careful. The gravitational pull is strong! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis
sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"
She does. I've seen her do it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.
Not a fan of lynxs though.
It's a snow leopard.
Oh go on then. I do quite like them"
You're a gem. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Does it growl?
Only when it's hungry.feed it a snickers you cant concentrate when your hungry
You want me to stick a snickers in my growler? it works on the ad
So that's what they did to Mr. Bean?"
mr bean loves being flicked  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol
It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold."
just realised you call your fanny snow leopard |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Are your skills still a disappointed 2/100? Else I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up 
I'm afraid so. I'm a bit sleepy so it might have even dropped to a 1.5."
Stop it, I'll jizz my pants here and now! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..
I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone.
Hang on ... you want your growler feeding and now you want to be buggered?? "
What can I say, I'm greedy! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"NEVER take one for the team! Unless the entire team would take one for you..
I'm buggered then! I'll have to wrestle the snow leopard alone.
I'm on Team Lacey, budge up I'll give you a hand, I could do with a new coat for winter on the Steppe."
I'm sure you'd look fabulous adorned in its furs! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pick me plz baby Xx
wuu2? x
Im getting ready to spread ur legs and tongue fuck u I will take it for the team baby as long as its you and lacey involved. Mmmmmmm my penis is erect is yours xxx "
Erect lady peni  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Really sorry to upset you but you cannot have my penis
sorry your the wrong scouse girl
I'm not even a proper Scouser. I had no chance really did I?not proper scouse so you don't put people cars on brick then ?"
I'm only an adopted Scouser. I tried putting them on loaves of bread. Results weren't as good but it kind of did the job if they were stale. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol
It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard "
Or is my snow leopard called Fanny? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"well my beard will keep you warm as well if your cold down there just worried you might eat my head lol
It's hungry not cold I'm afraid. Snow leopards are well adapted to the cold.just realised you call your fanny snow leopard
Or is my snow leopard called Fanny?"
If that's the case I'm definitely not stealing it...  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I don't drink.
Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in..... "
As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I don't drink.
Fling some chips in the bag and I'm in.....
As it's you Stingly! Just keep them away from Fanny. She's partial to a salty chip."
Sorted.
Want me leave me 'at on? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go  "
I refuse to be held responsible! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
I mean, being eaten by fanny doesn’t sound like a bad way to go
I refuse to be held responsible!"
I wouldn’t be complaining |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Wait a minute... We are no talking about a real big cat here are we....
My pet snow leopard called Fanny!
I shall require pics as proof! Must also include toe beans. "
Well she's rather large so they're more like toe plums but sure! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Depends what it involves!
Feeding the big cat.
Which one? I like lions and tigers, jaguars are bad ass too.
Not a fan of lynxs though. "
Oh lynxs are lovely. Their tufty ears and all. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
"
We have Liverpool on our list of places we want to visit. We can let you know when we arrange something if you like but it's probably not going to be before you eat somebody.
We would bring our own paper bag but we doubt we'd use it for the reason you are thinking.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Anyone?
Otherwise my fanny may eat someone.
I'm willing to provide alcohol and a paper bag if needed.
"
It would be an honour and a privilege. No accessories needed, but would you chip in part of my bus fare? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
X
