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Not only do I repel women, I also scare their pets away.
And I don't even have to be there...... 
How do you make yourselves appealing to the opposite sex?
I'm contemplating more cock pics.  |
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"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.
Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute"
So I saw.
I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire....... |
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"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.
Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute
So I saw.
I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire......."
We'll put your name to a few of our conquests. Sort of like a mid fuck commercial |
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"Setup a MM account with a fellow forumite.
Swimming in clunge gunk at the minute
So I saw.
I'm kinda playing the sympathy fuck card here to achieve the same result, without the risk of friendly fire.......
We'll put your name to a few of our conquests. Sort of like a mid fuck commercial "
You're a real pal!!!!! |
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"I smile 
And that doesn't scare them? 
Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge "
If I was taller would that mean I'd get more clunge? You know, floor to knee being longer 'n all..... |
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"I smile
And that doesn't scare them?
Oh no ... flash the pearlies and I'm knee deep in clunge
If I was taller would that mean I'd get more clunge? You know, floor to knee being longer 'n all....."
Fair question ... we need a survey ... ask Sydney |
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.
Masterstroke!!!!!
Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......"
My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.
Masterstroke!!!!!
Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......
My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’
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Got to admit........ it's fucking brilliant, great work Sir.
*doffs tin hat |
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"I’ve stopped trying and actively seek to repel them. It’s worked better than trying to attract them.
Masterstroke!!!!!
Why didn't I think of this. *facepalm......
My profile is now made up from the things women have described as off putting or things I think would be off-putting. I get a lot more messages now than I did when I had the ‘well-written, informative one aimed at attracting them.’
Got to admit........ it's fucking brilliant, great work Sir.
*doffs tin hat"
It’s just a bit of clowning around but I guess it puts off many many more than it attracts in reality. I’m just very pleased to have got to know those who’ve become friends since I’ve had it. I couldn’t have chosen them better if I’d been proactive  |
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing  "
Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.
Regretably mines based on real life events/socials. |
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing
Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.
Regretably mines based on real life events/socials. "
A lot of what’s in mine is true too |
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing
Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.
Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.
A lot of what’s in mine is true too "
Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not |
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing
Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.
Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.
A lot of what’s in mine is true too
Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not"
Events blur in the mists of time..... |
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"I’m going to add that having read your profile Stingly I think it’s a work of self-deprecating genius. So like mine probably needs re-writing
Thanks muchly, high praise indeed.
Regretably mines based on real life events/socials.
A lot of what’s in mine is true too
Just being mythomaniacal it’s hard even for me to work out which is true or not
Events blur in the mists of time..... "
Indeed as well as never letting the truth get in the way of a good story |
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"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out  "
What did you do to the poor thing? |
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"I once met a lad. Went to his house. His dog was sick and his (female) housemate said it was because I’d stressed it out
What did you do to the poor thing?
Looked at it!"
Crocodile Dundee looking at it? |
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"Nice hat 
Thanks.
I made it myself.
You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead"
Maybe I'm wearing it in the wrong place.
Apparently I'm an empty headed twat and full of shit. |
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"Nice hat
Thanks.
I made it myself.
You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead"
Maybe that's what he's hoping for. |
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"Nice hat
Thanks.
I made it myself.
You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead
Maybe that's what he's hoping for.
I always have my suspicions  "
Next time we're in "prison" together..... |
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"Nice hat
Thanks.
I made it myself.
You think you're blocking your thoughts from them, but they'll just anal probe you instead
Maybe that's what he's hoping for.
I always have my suspicions
Next time we're in "prison" together..... "
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"I lure with burgers... Works everytime
What have you got for those who don't eat meat, other than a great profile and very appealing photos?
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Nacho bean burgers! Love them  |
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