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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles.

We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows?

P.S. Please bring your own beer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles "

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PoF, I love you!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing! "

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles "

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon"

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love "

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door "

We're already knee deep in clunge as singles, were going to clean up the house as s Fab Power Couple!

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

I just got my hinges fixed. But if you knock I could let you in without any bashing. If you want like

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will there be a 20 second video of this?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door "

Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door

We're already knee deep in clunge as singles, were going to clean up the house as s Fab Power Couple!"

Power!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just got my hinges fixed. But if you knock I could let you in without any bashing. If you want like"

Nope, smashy smashy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this? "

20 seconds each

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special. "

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door

Frida it all happens via pm in the background..... "

I wasn't in any doubt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

20 seconds each "

If we wrap out cocks in bubble wrap first then it's not touching if we cock fight is it....?

(Also adds girth and texture...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy to put myself forward incase either of you get injured in your venture, smashing back doors sounds damgerous..just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door

Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....

I wasn't in any doubt "

I have like three unread messages and one of them was from minge the day before yesterday.....

Living the fab dream!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Happy to put myself forward incase either of you get injured in your venture, smashing back doors sounds damgerous..just saying "

Think of the splinters!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Smashing of back doors, how appealing!

Soooo, shall we make it a date? I feel were going to be very busy very soon

Oh for sure, before the barrage of females come knocking at your door

Frida it all happens via pm in the background.....

I wasn't in any doubt

I have like three unread messages and one of them was from minge the day before yesterday.....

Living the fab dream!"

Oi just cause I'm ginge you can't call me minge!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy to put myself forward incase either of you get injured in your venture, smashing back doors sounds damgerous..just saying "

Oooh, like a stunt double for when we get repetitive sexual strain injuries...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "

We might be able to offer commission on this kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you "

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "

Only the ones who like sex lad, not just the talkers....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity... "

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity... "

I'd totally do anything for you and you know it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun "

MFMF?

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun

MFMF?

Just saying "

That'd be like my dream tbh....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future "

And get your gorgeous face back on as a profile pic, it's kinda cute lad. Don't take any shit from the haters in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun "

I’m good thank you lovely, how are you?

Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

I'd totally do anything for you and you know it...."

Candles and everything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun

I’m good thank you lovely, how are you?

Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture .... "

Doesn't have to be MFMF, could be FMFM or FMMF or even MFFM

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

Highjacking their thread, haven't spoken in ages hope all is good with you Hun

I’m good thank you lovely, how are you?

Haha I think we’ll get away with hijacking their thread if we humour them with the possibility of this MFMF venture .... "

Not too bad thank you lovely. Men for you

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

A straight MM couple................OK

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Enjoy lads, I'll offer your services to any ladies I've finished with in the future

And get your gorgeous face back on as a profile pic, it's kinda cute lad. Don't take any shit from the haters in here "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

We'll relocate from the usual disused warehouse in Swindon for you my love

Wow, pulling out all the stops. I feel so special.

You are spesh, I only have eyes for you

Of course you do! Me and all the other girls who respond to this amazing once in a lifetime opportunity...

I'd totally do anything for you and you know it....

Candles and everything? "

Everything and anything baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A straight MM couple................OK "

Jelly, js

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought you had higher standards dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A straight MM couple................OK "

Well.....deifne "straight"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight" "

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight"

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend "

I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight"

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend

I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not "

Everyone has a ripple.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics? "

I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight"

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend

I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not

Everyone has a ripple....."

I always preferred Flake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics?

I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead"

That's what all the ppl who have pics of their cock with different flavour jams spread on them say.... ...I bet your friend gallery is a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight"

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend

I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not

Everyone has a ripple.....

I always preferred Flake "

Sauce on that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"PoF? Can I add you as a friend and look at your cock pics?

I don't have any cock pictures on my friends pictures, I'll whatsapp them to you instead

That's what all the ppl who have pics of their cock with different flavour jams spread on them say.... ...I bet your friend gallery is a treat!"

Marmalade. Jam is so last year

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Eww orange peel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...? "

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"A straight MM couple................OK

Well.....deifne "straight"

Fab straight?

Asking for a friend

I'm not saying were fab straight, but I'm also not saying were not

Everyone has a ripple.....

I always preferred Flake

Sauce on that?"

Erm... just the flake thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest"

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then "

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PoF, I love you! "

Plenty of fish? A bit insensitive isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?"

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet? "

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time"

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........? "

Oh, a KFC girl

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

"

Are you going to be burgaling them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...? "

All I (I mean we) need....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them? "

The only thing we'll be taking, is their DP virginity

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By *akemepurrWoman  over a year ago

Fife


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........? "

How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!

Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them? "

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?

How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!

Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies! "

I can take your details in case we have a cancellation love...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

The only thing we'll be taking, is their DP virginity"

On them right, not me...?

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By *akemepurrWoman  over a year ago

Fife


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?

How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!

Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies!

I can take your details in case we have a cancellation love...?"

Sounds like you’ll be too busy! Mind those splinters now

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear.... "

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list? "

You have to be on the list!! I’m not going into this alone, I might not come out again...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just me and Frida recruited so far then...?

To be honest, I thought we hit the jackpot when you answered. Then Frida came along and all my birthdays came at once.

I'm happy to end it here to be honest

Haha, lets get those candles sorted then

One last thing, you're not a vegan are you?

Erm. No.... I’m gluten free though. Is this a problem? Are you putting on a buffet?

We might treat you to a McDonalds afterwards depending on how much effort you put into pleasing us.

Just making sure it wouldn't be waste of time

McDonalds... hmmm. Right.

Did I mention that I might be busy washing my hair ...........?

How can you turn down the chance of a Maccas after a door smashing???!!!

Seems like you and Frida are the lucky ladies! "

I know right. And I’ve managed to upgrade to a KFC so I feel like the luckiest lady alive right now.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?

You have to be on the list!! I’m not going into this alone, I might not come out again... "

Haha did the attempt to lure you with McDonald's not work? Doubt you'd come out alive lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list? "

Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......

....do you think I'm pretty....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?

Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......

....do you think I'm pretty....? "

Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it

As I've said before, don't matter what I think as long as you do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles.

We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows?

P.S. Please bring your own beer"

Such class

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please "

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles.

We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows?

P.S. Please bring your own beer Such class "

Is that a yes...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?

Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......

....do you think I'm pretty....?

Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it

As I've said before, don't matter what I think as long as you do "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!"

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles.

We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows?

P.S. Please bring your own beer Such class

Is that a yes...?"

How can a lady refuse such charm

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

Are you going to be burgaling them?

It's a fair exchange, back doors for a night with cake boy and that bloke who used to be named after a shit phone.... ...it's all happening in the background on pm I swear....

Oh does that mean I'm not even on the list?

Shushhhhhhhhh, I'm trying too look cool like as if we're talking with you in pm with loads of other hot chicks n stuff......

....do you think I'm pretty....?

Oh right ok you're way too cool for me (that'll make you look cool won't it

As I've said before, don't matter what I think as long as you do

"

Course I do sulky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn "

Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn "

Hang on... not sure I signed up for spectators? You’re now changing the terms, Nippy of Fararah!! Not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or whatever your username is.... I couldn’t be arsed spelling it correctly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds"

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and Nippy are setting up a MM profile

Which woman would like their back doors smashed in first?

For women who like the more sensual side of things, bring candles.

We would be a straight MM couple, but after a few beers, who knows?

P.S. Please bring your own beer Such class

Is that a yes...? How can a lady refuse such charm "

I count three backs and one front so far, this is four times as successful as I was expecting....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn

Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...? "

Chicken???

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn

Hang on... not sure I signed up for spectators? You’re now changing the terms, Nippy of Fararah!! Not cool. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or whatever your username is.... I couldn’t be arsed spelling it correctly "

You got the important half right baby! You mean we're not filming it...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So are you a MM straight couple of a MM straight straight couple

Can I grab popcorn and watch the show whilst my poo pipe remains unhindered please

I guess so, if you'll let us play with your front bottom....?

Straight straight straight obv!

Oh ok, oooh go on then! Just don't make me spill the popcorn

Nobody brings popcorn to a thread with my name in the title, even if I didn't write it! Can you bring by something meaty and less noisy...?

Chicken???"

Breasts, yeah....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon "

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose....."

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or whatever your username is.... I couldn’t be arsed spelling it correctly

You got the important half right baby! You mean we're not filming it...? "

Filming, yes... Non participating spectators - no. All present must be involved.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?"

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated.... "

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind "

Lies! You set that up!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

"

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know"

So in tune.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know"

Well you did mention back doors being smashed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

Well you did mention back doors being smashed "

Stoppittttttt.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

Well you did mention back doors being smashed

Stoppittttttt..... "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

Well you did mention back doors being smashed

Stoppittttttt.....

Haha "

You know you could so anything you want to me don't you....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

Well you did mention back doors being smashed

Stoppittttttt.....

Haha

You know you could so anything you want to me don't you.... "

That is always good to know, do you think I'm pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooh can I be first please. I’ll bring candles

Sure, but no Cinnamon candles please. Gives me nose bleeds

That rules me out then, I love cinnamon

It's fine I'll pinch his nose.....

A peg will do wouldn't it ?

Woooooaaaahhhhhh there! This escalated....

For his nose!!! You have a filthy mind

I was wondering why arsehole just clenched shut. Now I know

Well you did mention back doors being smashed

Stoppittttttt.....

Haha

You know you could so anything you want to me don't you....

That is always good to know, do you think I'm pretty? "

Doesn't matter what I think, but yes, you are extremely beautiful!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I thought I was top of the list...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list..."
your top of alphas list but he just traded you away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list..."

You're top of someone's list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list..."

About fucking time! How long has this thread been going....? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list..."

You never RSVP'd to our DP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP"

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP"

Is that DVP or DAP....? (bubble wrap rules still apply)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

Is that DVP or DAP....? (bubble wrap rules still apply) "

I know, both!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join.... "

Oh goody...I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in "

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in "

When he said bring candles, it's just clicked.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join.... "

You forgot they are inundated by a plethora of women in their PM, because they are so cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early "

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

You forgot they are inundated by a plethora of women in their PM, because they are so cool "

Soooooooooo cool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS! "

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair.... "

Prefer wine over beer though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair.... "

I never realised you were one for wax, but fair play my love...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Omg did someone say pizza???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....

Prefer wine over beer though "

Oh definitely. But I’m not a wine snob or anything, I can be wooed with a 6 quid bottle of Prosecco if it’s got some strawberries in it

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....

Prefer wine over beer though

Oh definitely. But I’m not a wine snob or anything, I can be wooed with a 6 quid bottle of Prosecco if it’s got some strawberries in it "

Get in perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....

Prefer wine over beer though "

Fine......

.....wine, just for you!

(not fine wine, just cheap shiz from Aldi, we're in this for profit after all...)

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Does he like humiliation? He can watch me smash your back doors in at our next round of crazy golf?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???"

She’s *so* our kind of person.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I thought I was top of the list...

You never RSVP'd to our DP

I don’t think all the vacancies are filled are they? She can join....

Oh goody...I'm in

But do you like McDonald’s? Or would you prefer a KFC? This is their treat for afterwards you see... best get your order in nice and early

Can't have sex without pizza FFS!

Pizza Hut style buffet? With candles? Omg it’s turning into my dream date to be fair....

Prefer wine over beer though

Fine......

.....wine, just for you!

(not fine wine, just cheap shiz from Aldi, we're in this for profit after all...)"

Lol fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does he like humiliation? He can watch me smash your back doors in at our next round of crazy golf? "

Jammie cake boy is up for pegging allegedly.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person. "

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)"

What Lucie does with her pizza in her own time is her own business lol

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)"

You dont know what I do with mine either

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either "

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either "

I think you’re my new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something? "

Haha Frida don’t worry, we’ll show you the ropes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

What Lucie does with her pizza in her own time is her own business lol"

Stop ganging up on me! If I'm eating the pizza I have a right to know where it's been....!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

I think you’re my new best friend "

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something? "

There is a very special way of eating it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either "

I'm glad you seem to have got your sparkle back my lovely xx

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

Haha Frida don’t worry, we’ll show you the ropes "

Singing milkshake now,"I'll teach you, but I have to charge"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it "

Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS....

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

I'm glad you seem to have got your sparkle back my lovely xx"

Me too ..just being 1974 didnt suit me

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it "

There clearly is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it

Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS.... "

No... even better. We will show you ...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it

Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS.... "

You will see....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan  over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Nippy of Fabradah' - has a certain ring to it

I don't think 'Piece of Xperia Cake' would have worked...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it

Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS....

No... even better. We will show you ... "

I've already told you you're frustrating the fuck out of me, did you even read my last message.... (crying emoji)...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(cry)

That's a test^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"(cry)

That's a test^"

Can anyone tell me how to so the crying one...? Pretty plz....

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Omg did someone say pizza???

She’s *so* our kind of person.

She doesn't know exactly what you do with your pizza darling.....!

(neither do I tbf...)

You dont know what I do with mine either

Does anyone just eat a pizza anymore? Or am I missing something?

There is a very special way of eating it

Can you girls just TELL ME??? FFS....

No... even better. We will show you ...

I've already told you you're frustrating the fuck out of me, did you even read my last message.... (crying emoji)..."

Frustration is when you can see the pizza but just cant touch it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the pizza the fanny

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Will there be a 20 second video of this? "

Is that 10 seconds each?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is the pizza the fanny "

I think they put pizza in their actualfanny lad, it's dead new to me but I guess it stops it going cold.....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each? "

I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each? "

It's not an equal partnership, I didn't even get to choose our name.... (crying emoji that nobody has told me about yet)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each?

I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "

Foot long!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each?

I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "

But you get pizza and cheap wine, what a tempting offer

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each?

I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit. "

Take a book and some Suduko

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does he like humiliation? He can watch me smash your back doors in at our next round of crazy golf? "

That sounds like a very extreme round of crazy golf and we'll see whos smashing whos back doors in biatch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be a 20 second video of this?

Is that 10 seconds each?

I sincerely hope it’s longer than that. I’m travelling all the way to a disused warehouse in Swindon for this shit.

Take a book and some Suduko "

Good tip, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is the pizza the fanny

I think they put pizza in their actualfanny lad, it's dead new to me but I guess it stops it going cold.....? "

Each to there own I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is the pizza the fanny

I think they put pizza in their actualfanny lad, it's dead new to me but I guess it stops it going cold.....?

Each to there own I suppose"

Personally, I always heat my "pizza" in a microwave first so that it feel more comfortable upon insertion......

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

Can we make scrambled eggs together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we make scrambled eggs together?"

Of course. Are you in?

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Can we make scrambled eggs together?

Of course. Are you in?"

Hell yeah, I'm dripping with excitement

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we make scrambled eggs together?

Of course. Are you in?

Hell yeah, I'm dripping with excitement "

This is happening!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I counted six doors, it's a start.....

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